I was having an argument with someone who was writing a book once and I cut and pasted a paragraph of abuse he wrote and corrected it for spelling and grammer. That was daaaamn funny. The stupid fucker thought it would work the other way around though except I don't give a fuck about my english for the most part. Ovyuzly.I just like to try and make it funny when I do it. I don't come in shouting 'FUCK YOOOOO. I WILL OOOOOWN J00000' that's just bent.
Antoher brilliant one is letting someone write a massive, page-long tirade about how much they hate you and how stupid you are and then just replying with one word or one line.
Now then, real life arguments. First of all, hold the bottle by the neck and firmly hit the side of the bottle near the base on a solid surface, typically the bar ...
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