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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 27 2001,13:14  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
You know how if you stay in a bath too long your finger get wrinkly... I guess that's cause they soak up water or something...

Anyway, over the past few months, my has were getting really dry, so I got some Lubriderm (LATER GATOR) lotion. I've been using that for a while and my hands got better. Anyway, now when I use it my fingers get wrinkly for about 30 mintues! COOL!

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 27 2001,19:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Is that why my penis is wrinkly?

j/k

(PS. that's the easiest 12 foot arch pitch I could send... don't disappoint me, folks)

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 27 2001,20:13 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
wrinkly fingers is like masturbating with a ribbed condom....
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yes, but they're "ribbed for her pleasure. ewwwwwww."
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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2001,00:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
nah, I was just waiting for someone to make those kinda comments. heh
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After reading Of Mice and Men, I too started wearing a Vaseline-filled glove.

"I keep my hand soft for you, baby."

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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 28 2001,05:10 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
hmm.... moisture's going into your hands, and thats what's causing it..

but in other words: COOOOOL!!!

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after reading Penthouse, I too started wearing a Vaseline-filled glove.

"I keep my hand soft for you, baby."
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