Birmingham= Jiu Jitsu nationals the place to be for drink/jitsu/and more drink!firstly the imortant stats:
1 pint of beer (chinese restaurant first)
club:
1 schnapps
1 red square
3 tequillas
2 whiskies
all within 20 mins too
our club ruled the dance floor congo line,mad solo dance exhibitions,podium dancing >:]
oh yeah and some gurl asked i f i wanted any pills ....hmm no i dont want talcum powder thankx
next the tournament we got trained by like the jitsu equvalent of yoda (this guys like 6th dan)
also we got to see all of his high level jedi knights who do some seriuosly good shit... one guy for those that now what this is did a cutaway over a pyramid of 3 people crouchin and still landed it (he went up like 2.5 meteres and 5 metres long) and they did all this breakfalling stuff in PERFECT synch.
but i did push in front of a 2nd dan at the coat queue in the club which i got some respect for afterwards hehe but couldnt get any damn porn in the hotel which was a bitch.
anywayz during the WHOLE of sunday recovering from hangover i went to see the higher grades compete in there rounds which was major cool too.
and tongiht in training i got a knife butt in my head and got bigass bruise plus almost got stabbed in the eye missed my about 2 cm. also a gurl got a blackeye cos she didnt pay attention ooooooo nasty.
anywayzs (i say anywayzs a lot) it is my destiny to become one of these jedi knights now cos it a great chick magnet >:]
if the foundation put any video clips up on the net i'll link them cos it was the greatest weekend of my life!
thankyou that is all. hmm i wonder how many people actually read this far.
ok i'm going now! bye
p.s only 2 people stretchered off with neck injuries this year so it wasnt too high in the casualty rate
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
