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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,11:23  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Problem: Must go outside to smoke without father's knowledge.

Problem: Father falls asleep at 1 AM on the couch each night, and takes between 1 and 3 hours to reawaken and move to his bed.

I think if I can secretly awaken him several times he'll go back faster, only how do I do that?

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I always smoked in my room with the window open. Of course my dad smoked, so maybe that's why I never got caught.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,11:57 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yea well my dad has a good sense of smell. I've smoked in my bathroom with the air vent sucking air away from it, and my dad still walks within proximity of my room and asks me why it smells like cigs. At least if i smell like cigs I can say I was around somebody...
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,13:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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I think if I can secretly awaken him several times he'll go back faster, only how do I do that?

You could put your cigarettes out on his face. Then, when he tells you that your room smells like smokes, he'll connect it to the still smoking burn mark on his face. He'll then know you're a bad seed, and disown you. You move out, get your own place with some crackhead named 'Fingers', and turn to a life of hacking to spite your parents. Then... I'm out. Anyone?
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,14:05 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
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You could put your cigarettes out on his face. Then, when he tells you that your room smells like smokes, he'll connect it to the still smoking burn mark on his face. He'll then know you're a bad seed, and disown you. You move out, get your own place with some crackhead named 'Fingers', and turn to a life of hacking to spite your parents. Then... I'm out. Anyone?

NO NO NO. The crack heads name is "shaky joe". Fingers lives with cr0. Duh.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,16:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Place something on the floor, near where people walk a lot.

"trip over" it onto him...

Act suprised. "Who put that there?"

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,21:34 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
why don't you NOT smoke? novel idea

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My bad for not adding a message disclaimer, so I'll add one now.

The above post reflects my personal habit. If you disagree with my habit, do not post any replies to this message. I am not asking the question I am asking as an attempt to receive lectures about how much of an evil demented person I am.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,23:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Take up drinking a LOT of water out of a really small glass that you have to noisily refill very often between 1 and 4 am.
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 07 2001,23:12 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
arent there such things as "smoke-less" cigs?
or are those just methals or something.

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Place something on the floor, near where people walk a lot

No, no, and no.
You act shocked and say "what the hell-- holy shit! you ok?!"

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