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I'm at a 24 hour lan place right now; it's 10:30PM. I'm enjoying a comfortable 8 and 2 at come sweet CS aktion when, "Nero is cheating! He's cheating on a fucking LAN! You're such a fag!"

Chaos ensues, and now my jaw hurts like a motherfucker:

Vulu/Nero: What the fuck are you talking about?

Net24: Get the fuck up and let's go outside cheater.

V/N: Man. Fuck you asshole. Who cheats on a fucking LAN? Just sit the fuck down so I can kick your ass.

N24: What motherfucker? What the fuck did you say? You're a fucking faggot. Don't make me break your face outside...

V/N: ...really. Well, this I gotta see...

So we go outside and, of course, a few of his friends join him. Good thing they were punk 16-year-old skinny AzN's.

Whatever.

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Your both Idiots.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 22 2001,04:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Azn + Punk = EVIL
Sorry but these Azn cybercafe punks really piss me off. A few of them tried to intimidate my friend the other day because he kicked their ass at starcraft. And remember those links to those internet articles about the guy who stabbed another guy over being knifed in CS? Over a fucking game! It makes me go ballistic..

Get a gun. Carry it to the cafe. Make them angry. Shoot them. Several times.

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You do realise that when someone (preferably more than 1) state that they're gonna kill you, whether joking or not, constitutes full legal right to killing in self defence.
I've actually used that before.

If you get surrounded by guys on a dark road, (granted, they're not pointing a gun at you at the time) put your hand in the spot where a carry pistol would be on your hip. Go into a draw position - one foot slightly forward, shoulders ready to brace, left hand hloding hem of sweater or shirt as if to clear it for the draw.

Calmly ask them to repeat the threat to kill you (Did you just threaten to kill me?) and then state, quite clearly, that even though it might be an illegally carried weapon, the law entitles you to shoot them and kill them as they have given you cause to feel that your life is in danger.
Also add that nothing would give you greater pleasure than one of them stepping forward.

Even if it isn't legal in your area, the fact that you sound like a NRA legalese freak is enough to bluff most.

Of course, should they pull on you you're fucked. Judge wisely. Worth it if you feel they're gonna do you anyway...

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or instead of risking them calling your bluff actually beat the living shit out of them. first off before they've barely stepped out the door smack the nearest guy in the face (most of the time they will expect you to fight fair) fighting fair is for people who dont want to win in a fight. if they dont start to back off from that kick the guy who should be on the floor in the ribs. if they DO start to back off kick the guy in the ribs anyway to show them you mean business. Wait till they either run away or you have pummeled them into the ground by NEVER backing down and them calmly go back to your LAN match.

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I find the most obnoxious assholes in LAN centers are Asian. The worst thing is, they all stick together. It's always the AzN's VS. everyone. And they all fucking think they are 'somebody,' "Do you know who I am?!" Uhhhh...no. And I'm pretty sure you don't belong to some fucking Chink Triad. Now fuck off. I have nothing against AzN's outside LAN centers, but when I get in there the predjudice just leaks out!

(For those of you who are dorks; I'm joking)

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 22 2001,20:52 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
I find the most obnoxious assholes in LAN centers are Asian.

w00t! go us!

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 22 2001,22:37 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

WillyPete:

Or you just actually carry a gun, and then if they have a weapon of any type and (in PA) you are 'in fear for your life' you are justified in drawing your weapon and shooting them, unless they flee.

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I tend to agree That's the reason I have a Conceal and Carry Warrent. Fuck bluffing when I can back it up with real flying lead and deaths. However, one of the things they teach you is that if you feel you need to bring a gun into a situation, evaluate why you're getting into that situation and decide if it's a better idea to be elsewhere.

I fear the day when everybody at a LAN party playing CS brings actual guns just in case. You don't respawn in the parking lot.

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