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I. Thou shalt not post pointless topics.

II. Thou shalt not be a 14m0r.

III. Thou shalt not deliberately double post.

IV. Thou shalt not spam.

V. Thou shalt not mention the name kuru. anyone who turns a thread into a "please fuck me kuru" topic, will be capture and killed on sight.

VI. Lots of posts doth not make thee a 133t h4x0r.

VII. Thou shall honour and respect Ch1ckie

VIII. Thou shalt not resurect dead topics.

IX. In matters of ranting about stupid things, thou shalt blame Canada.

X. Thou shall beg the Lord Cr0bar for a geek forum, and on the 7th day, we shall rest and rejoice in great splurges of drinking and sex , for it is good.

edit: changed alcohol to drinking.
2nd edit: IX commandment ammended.
3rd edit: V no more kuru
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Can it be like jolt and sex or something?... I don't drink...

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That would be breaking the 10th commandment
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it could be edited to say "drink" and you could interpret that with an 11th commandment that would allow changes under what was deemed necessary and proper.
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I prefer the rules of detnet

First rule of detnet:
Don't talk about detnet.

Second rule of detnet:
If you are a l4m0r, you must fight.

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no, 2nd rule of detnet is DO NOT TALK ABOUT DETNET!!
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Rules of Detnet.

First rule of Detnet: you do not talk about Detnet.

Second rule of Detnet:
You DO NOT talk about Detnet.

Third rule of Detnet:
when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the thread is over.

Fourth rule of Detnet:
only two guys to a thread.

Fifth rule of Detnet:
one thread at a time boys!.

Sixth rule of Detnet:
no shirt, no shoes.

Seventh rule of Detnet:
Threads go on as long as they have to.

Eighth and final rule of Detnet:
If this is your first night at Detnet, for christ's sake, don't spam the forums!

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Is this like a Constitution or something where we can make amendments and shit?

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No, and no.

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well yeh the commandments and rules are always up for improvement. i knocked these rules up in 10 minutes... lol

i wonder how long it took God to do it...
most probably not long, just makes commandments that disallow anything that is pleasurable!
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