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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 02 2001,22:12  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
The next time you see a peace demonstrator, walk up to them and give them the peace sign. When they return the peace sign, sucker-punch them in the face, as hard as you can. When they start to stand up to come back after you, remind them that they are commited to peace, and that it would be wrong for them to escalate the violence, because after all, violence only begets violence. Now, if you can talk them at that point into standing with their original position, then wait a few seconds and sucker-punch them again. Repeat the following steps, until they get it.
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Get what? That you're being a jerk?

Please expound on what assumptions motivate this as reasonable or funny (if it is to be a joke).

Here's an idea. Burn down CK's house and wait till he gets home. Tell him that you burned his house down, and when he tries to kill you, shoot him in one kneecap and then the other as you start to laugh. Explain to him that violence always wins then start in on his torso with a hacksaw. Take out one rib at a time until he gets it.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 02 2001,23:55 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
all that would do would prove the same point I was trying to make, albeit more painfully

here, let me re-word mine for you.

The next time you see a Jew, walk up to him and plead to him for peace and coexistance. When he starts to draft up a treaty, suicide bomb 20-100 civilians at a nearby shopping mall. When they start gasing up their attack helicopters, remind them that we are at a cease fire and are working towards peace. After all, violence only begets violence. After they appease the UN by not counter attacking, suicide bomb another mini mall. Repeat the following steps, until all Jews are dead.

or how about this one?

Kill all americans. Hijack their airplanes and crash them into buildings. When they try to counter attack, plead to the UN using the guise of a defenseless bullied country until the stupid americans are fooled into stopping. then go back and release anthrax capsules into their subway systems. repeat until all americans are dead.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 03 2001,01:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Lather, rinse, repeat and you have blind rage driven decisions.

Any one remember that show "Herman's Head"? I picture CK with just the libido and anger dudes sitting in his head tore up on beast saying "huh huh uh huh watch this"

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Someone call up the Taliban, and offer them a trade :

"Give us Osama bin Laden, and we'll give you CatKnight."

A very peaceful and reasonable solution, don't you think? CK would make a wonderful specimen of Devilus americanii.

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 03 2001,08:23 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
"hi my names CatShite and i'm campaigning for justice for all jews around the world call me super jew. jews are better than everyone else cos u know we suffered more than everyone so we are more special. do you want a 'jew pride' badge?"

"how bout i just call u a twat and throw u off a cliff"

"yes that WOULD be a more constructive use of time"

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 03 2001,20:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
CK you're all backwards about what's goin on man...
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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 03 2001,21:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I'll take this moment to show how I support Isreal kicking the hell out of the Palestinians.

Enjoy.

BTW, I'll eb back to my normal posting habits in a few months when I'm finished moving.

That is all.
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on October 04, 2001 at 04:08 PM

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PostIcon Posted on: Oct. 03 2001,22:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
[B]I'll take this moment to show how I support Isreal kicking the hell out of the Palestinians.[B]

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1 tbsp concentrated intelligence
2 cups American media
3 gallons of compassion
a dash of problem-solving skills
1 cup of urine, warm

Mix and throw away.
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New thread name: "LET ME PROVE I'M AN ASSHOLE"
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