Ralph Wiggum quotes:"I bent my wookie."
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Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
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Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right. When you don't like what you see, turn it left.
Ralph: [knob in mouth] My knob tastes funny.
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"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
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Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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Ralph: And I want a bike, and a monkey, a friend for the monkey...
Hosey: You're not going to start any fires, are you?
Ralph: At my house, we call them, "uh-ohs."
This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on September 18, 2001 at 01:05 PM