"The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an
hour, whatever he does, whoever he is." C. S. Lewis
"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change."
Wilson Mizner
"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself."
Albert Camus
"There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse; as I have found in travelling in a stage-coach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position and be bruised in a new place."
Washington Irving
"The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear."
Herbert Sebastian Agar
"The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more."
Anonymous
"A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use."
Washington Irving
"Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before."
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