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Wow. I'm one of those people who constantly reads these forums yet seemingly only ever posts when the planets are in the right alignment or something. Well looks like Saturn is in the right position 'cos here I am

I'm making a guide to getting fit whilst sat in the comfort and warmth of your PC. No need for all that nasty sweating (filthy I tell you) and so called 'effort' like what you have to do at a real gym. Oh no, not for us. By using our technological advantage we can surely develop far more effecient methods of gaining rock hard abs. This post is 'cos I've gotten a little stuck for ideas.. and so I thought I'd see what you guys (and of course gals) can come up with

Let's hear everyones own secret techniques for toning those biceps, defining their washboard-like six packs and building up a mighty Counter-Strike trigger finger capable of crushing cars whilst sat in the comfort of their chair.

The guide so far is at http://www.meatjam.co.uk/gym/nerdgym.html

I'm expecting some witty and clever ideas, don't let me down

EDIT : Typo's are my worst enemy.
EDIT2 : And apparently grammar.

This message has been edited by MeatJam on November 08, 2001 at 04:08 PM

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,22:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
SYF'S FOREARM MUSCLE WORKOUT
It's easy as 1-2-3!

1.) Unzip pants
2.) click picture linky
3.) Stroke dong

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And here I thought you were talking about that damned IGIA ElectroSage that I keep seeing on tv.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 07 2001,22:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
MeatJam, when is the next spider battle? You gotta get that shit on Pay-Per-View, you'd make a killing.

edit: you owe me a mouse you bastard!

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 12 2001,21:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Yes, you can actually get a workout and be lazy at the same time by electrically stimulating your muscles with electrodes.
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Seriously, http://www.tvpedaler.com.
Check out the PC Pedaler.
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Masturbate. Frequently.

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i'd just assume stick with masturbation in some form of wierd-shaped chair, or one with no back.. that way, you can work out either arm, and get an ab workout while trying to hold yourself up... or down, whatever you prefer.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 13 2001,13:18 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Ahh, despite the many Auto Eroticism responses I expected (Syf's being the best) I like this chair idea.... yes that way you can satisfy yourself furiously whilst working out other parts of your body, so despite enlarged forearms a couple of other muscle bits are bigger too - resulting in a more overall 'even' figure.

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PostIcon Posted on: Nov. 13 2001,22:31 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE
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Seriously, http://www.tvpedaler.com.
Check out the PC Pedaler.

it looks like syf0n! lol

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