Topic: IRC quotes
started by: RadioActive
Posted by RadioActive on Jul. 04 2002,20:25
< http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top >
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 05 2002,17:43
I can't ever remember so much coke coming out my nose.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 05 2002,19:13
damn ...work ended an hour ago and I'm still here reading this stuff.<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
h4h4h4h4
Posted by RadioActive on Jul. 05 2002,19:29
<weDge> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die.that was by far the most fucked up thing i've ever read. if that's true, poor guy.
Posted by redpanic on Jul. 06 2002,01:08
Heh. It's not PC.....but who cares. Good link.#1069 +(161)- [X]
<orion`-`-> what the f**k
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
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Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 06 2002,01:46
Oh boy... <MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards.
<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.
<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself.
<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 09 2002,09:04
<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead
Posted by incubus on Jul. 13 2002,10:15
| Quote (Wiley @ 05 July 2002,09:43) |
| I can't ever remember so much coke coming out my nose. |
it happens all teh time with teh high-flyer exec liefstile!!1
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 13 2002,12:11
no no...that's coke going into the nose
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 14 2002,23:48
#2635 +(262)- [X]<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.
So what the fuck does that mean anyways?
Edit - okay, gotta add this one.
#5411 +(252)- [X]
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
Posted by Tattered on Jul. 23 2002,03:57
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while" <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn