Topic: So You've Decided to Be Evil
started by: Vigilante
Posted by Vigilante on Apr. 29 2002,21:03
www.darksites.com/evilplan.phpCongratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 29 2002,21:42
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 30 2002,00:54
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 30 2002,03:24
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!
. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 30 2002,16:48
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
(on a side note, my minions have killed these people for me since they obviously know to much)
Posted by Bozeman on Apr. 30 2002,17:55
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mad scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by Dysorderia on May 01 2002,04:44
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by liquid metal on May 02 2002,02:58
I only seem to beable to do it once.. any way around that?!
Posted by gambit on May 02 2002,04:28
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of corporate suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Posted by Beastie Dr on May 02 2002,04:40
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a police chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Posted by liquid metal on May 04 2002,17:40
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Posted by Jimi on May 06 2002,11:00
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Posted by WrineX on May 06 2002,13:06
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™! Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must obliterate the White House. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment. |
Oh my god, it makes me look likeWiley
Yuck!
Posted by redpanic on May 07 2002,17:46
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Posted by just_dave on May 07 2002,18:03
Congratulations on being the creator of a newEvil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Empire State Building. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Posted by ic0n0 on May 07 2002,19:24
Posted by veistran on May 07 2002,21:29
| Quote (liquid metal @ 01 May 2002,20:58) |
| I only seem to beable to do it once.. any way around that?! |
if you didn't figure it out yet, just hit ctrl-r or refresh in IE... dunno what it's called in nutscrape.