That'll be the day.

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"Several food storage containers filled with normal-looking green M&M candy. Those who eat them will find it more difficult to resist being seduced. For each candy eaten within the last hour, apply a -1 penalty to resist Sex Appeal. "

Oooh la la.

The Warehouse is VERY dark, I'm afraid

This message has been edited by miNus on December 06, 2001 at 08:32 PM

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PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!!

w00t!

w00t!

Spinal Tap 0\/\/n5 j00!

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

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Originally posted by miNus:
The Warehouse is VERY dark, I'm afraid

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Ooooh, I guess I'll have to feel my way around ...

A small card with the words, "How to keep a monkey busy" written on one side.

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

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Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
A guitar amp whose dials go to eleven.

w00t!

w00t!

Spinal Tap 0\/\/n5 j00!

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R0x0r

I have a vw ad about that.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on December 07, 2001 at 09:31 AM

A software box labeled "Windows '96 beta-test v1.0." The system requirements listed on the box are "IBM 286 or better, 640K RAM, 1 MB hard disk space, compatible with *anything*." The licensing agreement, if carefully read, stipulates that "all current and future rights to the user's soul, body, and financial assets will be forfeited to Microsoft. Any usage or installation of this software constitutes implied consent to this licensing agreement."

And where can I find some of these?
A case of Mountain Dew cans. They contain 120-proof spirits.

I definatly need some of this with gas prices where they are.

Several dozen small spherical green pills. Each one, dissolved in a gallon of water, will turn it into a gallon of high-test gas.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on December 07, 2001 at 01:26 PM

There is a faint whiff of thyme, violets, and muskroses as you open the box...but when you look in, you see a small flower that does not seem to have any scent of its own. The petals are stained a deep purple, but there are streaks of white near the center. If you press the flower, it produces a thin purple juice...and if you put this juice on the eyelids of a sleeping person, the person will fall madly in love with the first creature he or she sees upon waking up.

Heh...

lol

this is entertaining

or i need a life.....

wtf?

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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...

A camera. It resembles an expensive 35mm SLR camera, except that the camera body is too thin. Closer inspection will discover that there is no mechanism for loading film into the camera, and there is a dial on the back with settings like "3x5," "4x6," "5x7," "8x10," "Slides," "Photo CD," etc. If the camera is used, a Federal Express parcel arrives at the user's current residence at noon the next day. It will contain negatives for any pictures taken, plus the specified prints/slides/etc. If the parcel is traced, the FedEx records indicate that the user sent the parcel to himself, and paid cash.

A bundle of papers and floppy disks containing source code and executables for a huge and complex program with a single input - the length of time it should run for. Unfortunately there is a bug in the program; however long it runs it will always just print "42" before terminating.

A huge (3' x 5' x 8') tin of Spam. The key is to scale.

That rare first draft of the U.S. Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.

A vintage Star Trek lunchbox (original series) with a label that says "Property of Erwin Schrodinger". Inside is a bologna sandwich, either with mustard or without.

A Lego (tm) set and instructions. Put together, it makes a accurate model of a concentration camp.

A bottle marked "diet pills." Anyone taking one will be elated to find it has only 1/16th the calories of a normal pill.

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
A vintage Star Trek lunchbox (original series) with a label that says "Property of Erwin Schrodinger". Inside is a bologna sandwich, either with mustard or without.

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Haha, that's the best.

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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

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Odd socks.

wtf? that's it? what a jip.

my favorite:

A detailed plan for the creation of mindless slaves from the ordinary citizenry. The plan includes a description of the device used for the transformation, which is a flat black wafer roughly 3.5 inches on a side. Included with the plan is a box of free trial diskettes from a large online service.

A series of slides on a slide-carriage. The first shows a drawing of a Tyrannosaurus rex. Each successive slide depicts a slight change in the look of the creature, making it increasingly smaller in scale, caricaturizing its features, and coloring it a deep purple hue. A sticky note attached to the carriage says, "Deliver to the Institute--ready for Stage II."

A smooth helmet made of unknown substance. Even though it does not snuggly fit your head, you put it on anyways. The helmet instantly activates itself and you are able to hear conversations across the warehouse. Suddenly your retinal spectrum begins to cycle between normal, ultraviolet, and infrared wavelengths. The device is obviously broken, so you begin to tinker with the two other devices in the crate; a portable shoulder cannon and a wrist computer device.

kewl...