Topic: 1 meeeeeelion dollars
started by: L33T_h4x0r_d00d
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer
You enjoy Japanese art, industrial espionage, and manufacturing monosodium glutamate.
You are played by Teru Shimada in You Only Live Twice.
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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
You are Karl Stromberg.
You enjoy marine biology, delusions of godhood, and wiping out the entire human race.
You are played by Curd Jürgens in The Spy Who Loved Me.
You enjoy golf, gold, and bisecting people with industrial lasers
You are played by Gert Fröbe in Goldfin
This message has been edited by kai on November 30, 2001 at 06:32 PM
You are Oddjob
You enjoy bowler hats, golf caddying, and killing people in hand-to-hand combat.
You are played by Harold Sakata in Goldfinger.
This message has been edited by Vigilante on November 30, 2001 at 06:41 PM
You enjoy severe military clothing, dominating young women, and kicking people with poisoned spikes.
This message has been edited by chmod on November 30, 2001 at 07:03 PM
You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
You enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III.
bwahahaha
I win
If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Pussy Galore.
I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases.
I am played by Honor Blackman in Goldfinger. Who would you be?
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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion
This message has been edited by porn_dealer on November 30, 2001 at 10:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MeatJam:
a good old fap
Doesn't every guy enjoy a 'good old fap'?
You are Francisco Scaramanga.
You enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people.
Well ...I do like a little lovin before I take a life ..but that's just me.
This message has been edited by Amygdala on December 01, 2001 at 12:25 AM
You enjoy red chianti, working out, and beating people to a pulp with your bare hands.
But this guy is close enough...and blonde too, like me.
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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...
You are Hugo Drax.
You enjoy rare orchids, hunting people with dogs, a good old fap and passing judgment on humanity as unworthy of life.
You are played by Michael Lonsdale in Moonraker.
Amusingly you will all think I took the test, whilst in truth i am Hugo Drax!!
Oh no wait, quick mirror check and I did in fact just take the test. Bummer.
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From MeatJam.co.uk, the selflessly self pimping website you all never heard of but hate!
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
You are Francisco Scaramanga.
Haha, that guy had a third nipple too! They should have added that...
This message has been edited by chmod on December 01, 2001 at 03:23 PM
Dr KanangaI enjoy tarot readings, growing drugs, and throwing people to hungry crocodiles
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Woman has choked. Buy new woman.
This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on December 03, 2001 at 05:38 AM
You are Octopussy.
"You enjoy the circus, jewellery smuggling, and dealing with renegade Russians with nuclear bombs."
8 pussies? shit ... shut up ahead of time 
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Who's yo mommy?!
This message has been edited by Nikita on December 03, 2001 at 07:04 AM
I am Dr. Evil..I enjoy furless cats, dropping people in pools of sea bass, and humping "lasers."
This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on December 03, 2001 at 08:20 AM
The pimp with the platinum smile. I enjoy long walks on the beach and space shuttles with "lasers".
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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer