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Topic: Hacking your way into a girlie's heart
started by: ch1ckie

Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,11:42

i'm sure alot of you have seen this before, it was on denet a couple months or so back: my article on hacking your way into a girlie's heart, for purely commical purpose, and it's not even all that funny. check it out if you'd like, you might get a good laugh.
< http://www.angelfire.com/sk/ch1ckie/girlie.txt >

Posted by Lizzy on May 31 2000,19:58

What's with all this girlie-article stuff? Are you going to stop trying to get attention any time soon?

Posted by fendi on May 31 2000,20:33

Hmmm.... the premise seems to be:

1, girly target is mostly clueless
2, guy seeking to impress is a somewhat try hard lamer

if audience is of 2: and his gf is of 1:
mad tips!

otherwise, we can all laugh at 2's attempts to impress 1 being the more supreme beings that we are. unless of course:

3, trully skilled guy wants to impress 1 has to do so in a level that she can grasp

if so, then 1 must trully have great ... breasts ... for them to even bother ;)

disclaimer: munching on chocolate covered coffee beans -> loud crunches are distracting brain from work related activities -> posting ... stuff ...

Posted by jim on May 31 2000,21:58

Uh-oh! CAT FIGHT!!!!!

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Posted by incubus on Jun. 01 2000,08:11

Saucer of milk, table four!
Miaow!!!

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 01 2000,12:17

hahah cat fight? hardly. everyone's entitled to their own opinions, and btw lizzy darling, i wrote alot of that shit before i'd even heard of detnet.

and girlie article stuff? i do happen to be a girl..yes... true-true

so no cat fight here guys, look elsewhere

Posted by jim on Jun. 01 2000,12:58

Awwwwwwwwwww.... What a jip.

Come on Liz, start something!!! j/k

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 01 2000,14:27

Unless this gets streamed, I don't wanna hear about it.

On a side note, why is it that when girls argue or offer conflicting opinions it's a cat fight, and when guys do it's a debate?

Not that there's anything wrong with cat fight ... they're so ... amusing =)

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Posted by jim on Jun. 01 2000,14:31

I just thinks it's the way they argue. Men can sit calmly (I did say MEN) and have a discussion about anything.

Women on the other hand don't think logically, they think emotionally, so they instantly go with what they 'feel', which is normally calling the other one a bitch!

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 01 2000,16:34

hahah i beg to differ jimbo, i have not yet called her a bitch, although i may be thinking it. I thought i spoke rationally no? HEH and about the whole guy debate thing...it usually involves whose dick is bigger....topic varies as the guy gets older ;\

Posted by jim on Jun. 01 2000,16:56

Yeah you did OK... That bigger dick conversation goes away real quick after you turn eighteen.

Who is really gonna believe that the 5'9" dude has a bigger crank than the 6'5" guy he's argueing with????

It's just nature. The bigger you are, THE BIGGER YOU ARE...

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,20:34

quote:
*** HyperChick sets mode: +b-o *!*none@*.83.200.71658= ch1ckie
(eat shit and die whore.)

Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 01 2000,21:45

*grin* you were at my webpage were you? hahah you read that log and you see how cally i dealt with her :D

Posted by Ansible on Jun. 02 2000,08:31

I like your articles, ch1ckie. Wanna fuck?

Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 02 2000,09:04

Go fuck yourself. You might even enjoy it.

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Posted by Ansible on Jun. 02 2000,09:08

Sure! Care to join me?

Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 02 2000,12:08

that is so wrong...

Posted by BM_Ray on Jun. 02 2000,19:28

Wrong? No, wrong is RAY'S version of hacking into a girlie's heart.

1: Grab Axe.
2: Aim at Girlie's chest.
3: Swing.
4: Repeat as needed.

NOTE: Ray does not condone slaughtering innocent girlies with axes. In the event you actually take my advice and do this, Ray will deny ever giving this advice, but will acknowledge the fact that you, like him, are a total idiot.

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