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Forum: Links Topic: Some People Have Problems, I Have Issues started by: AgentX 89' Posted by AgentX 89' on May 18 2000,12:24
Basically problems can be solved. Shock treatment, bashing, consulting, therapy, death... something can solve problems. I have issues... no hope. Like here is the top 5 of the things I have noticed:1. The man who stole the tank in California is my hero. I mean that is phenominal. When i have my falling down... that is my plan. 2. A friend of mine and I used to go to lunch every day and see who could embarrass the other more. So one day we go to Wendy's. He orders. i get to the line. So next day we go to another resturant and I am hitting on a girl. He runs over smacks me and in a Flammer voice goes... you bitch... what are you doing with her... (points to her) go back into the sea little fish. Ok touche he got me so I need to end this once and for all. 3. I think Snuggles the fabric softner bear is the supreme ruler and god. 4. Bacardi and Coke with shots of Captain Morgan should be served at mass. 5. Lemonaide, that cool refreshing drink. So there you have it. What say the jury? ------------------ Posted by AgentX 89' on May 18 2000,12:35
Oops on puting in Hilarios Links.Sorry CrO. 1st time posting and I f-ed it up. laugh... and I was actually around when all there was was BBS'es. good ole Galacticom... Wonder if they are still around. Posted by Epoxy on May 19 2000,04:06
Hehe------------------ Posted by Anztac on May 19 2000,05:59
Oh thats HILARIOS! I think I'm going to try this. I'll go to Pizza Hut, I LIKE PIZZAS. hehe Hilarious------------------
quote: -cr0bar [The god of this domain]
quote: -"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", Douglas Adams Posted by Hellraiser on May 19 2000,07:20
We all have issues, if all you had was problems there would be something wrong with you. You would have an ISSUE then. Ah, well, gotta say you kept me entertained for a few minutes there. What's next, "I WANT TO SEE RONALD, NOW!" when you go to MCDonalds? That might prove humerous.
Posted by marc c on May 19 2000,09:29
lol------------------ Posted by Wolfguard on May 19 2000,10:19
d00d!you are a god! I thought i f**ked with the normals but you are king. Thanks for the major laugh. ------------------ Posted by AgentX 89' on May 19 2000,13:34
So it would appear that there are others out there who are refugees from another planet like myself. Some more items:1. Beer is the universal answer- example: Friend: Hey how ya doing? me: beer Friend: so I heard you lost your girlfriend me (depressed): beer friend: You got the promotion. me (happy): BEER! friend: all right I'll see you later me: beer Try it the next time someone asks you a question. 2. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it? Is Jimmy just a cracker or what. cr0 maybe you should address this question in a bastardization 3. Try Rhum Brun one day. It is taitian rum. It is beyond phenominal. 4. I will try to get the formula for my friends punch. basically it involves 151, everclear, and koolaid mix. This is crazy... 2 shots of it any you are passed out. great for parties because there is always the fool who says that he has had 3 and does not feel anything... go ahead pal have another. 5. In response to my own statement, what came first the chicken or the corn. I say it is the chicken for 2 reasons. 1 It is mentioned first. 2. The chicken needed something to eat so snuggles in his all knowing must've made the corn 1st 6. Hey Cr0bar. Perhaps we can make a section of the site that I can update... called like thoughts by agent x. Ya know I can do that. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me" from SNL? TTFN ------------------ |