Topic: Makes me glad I don't like in Kentucky
started by: demonk
Posted by demonk on Sep. 03 2001,18:04
A couple of Kentucky hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10
Posted by kai on Sep. 03 2001,22:14
where's the link?------------------
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)
Posted by cr0bar on Sep. 04 2001,03:36
It's a joke
Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Sep. 04 2001,04:09
hah
Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 04 2001,11:37
quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
The other guy whips out his cell phone...
I knew it was a farce to begin with. No one from Kentucky would have a cell-phone 
Posted by just_dave on Sep. 04 2001,21:01
NOT FUNNY MAN!!! acutally it was .. although im from Kentucky I don't act like these people. 
Posted by justcozz on Sep. 05 2001,03:43
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
It's a joke
It's almost sad when you have to explain that to them...
Posted by just_dave on Sep. 07 2001,13:24
I knew it was a joke... i heard it a dozen times I was just being stupid...
Posted by TheTaxMan on Sep. 07 2001,17:39
Haha, that's something our W. would do...------------------
quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
Posted by solid on Sep. 08 2001,00:20
Nono, kai wanted to see the link because this was in the "Hilarious Links" forum.