Topic: Horny Little Pervert Gets What's Coming To Him
started by: The_Stomper
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 15 2002,08:23
Let's play the "Events Leading Up To The Snap" game. Watch for the snap. 
- Stomper goes to club to dance, drink, have a good time (without jeopardizing his engagement - aka no picking up) with some friends, male and female.
- Later on in night. Much drinking has passed. One female friend of Stomper's is dancing close with another guy. Nothing wrong with that. Yet.
- Stomper observes Horny Little Pervert "HLP" repeatedly attempting to go up shirt/down pants of his female friend. Female friend repeatedly pushed his busy hands away.
- Stomper observes number of bouncers in vicinity and quietly notifies HLP that he should cease his attempts, or face the consequences.
- HLP scoffs due to number of bouncers. Stomper and friends leave shortly.
- After walking aforementioned female friend home (out of chivalrous kindness and concern due to her intoxication) Stomper begins walk home.
- Not far from home, Stomper bumps into aforementioned HLP. Alone. Since HLP is drunk, he does not recognize Stomper.
- Stomper initiates innocent conversation ... "Hey, weren't you dancing with that hot blonde girl (name deleted)?" HLP replies "Oh yeah, I copped a feel too ... man I was hoping to take her home and nail her but some asshole pulled her away." Combination of anger, protectiveness, and alcohol takes over. Snap.
- With zero warning, Stomper deals a single, vicious blow directly to HLP's nose. HLP drops to ground. "Yeah. That was me."
- Stomper then proceeds home, checking behind him to make sure that HLP is in condition to stand and return home.
- With a great sense of accomplishment, Stomper sleeps soundly that night.
Posted by humanoid on Jul. 15 2002,08:31
Nice, nice
Posted by demonk on Jul. 15 2002,16:33
All hail the mighty and chivalirous Stomper! Your female friend should feel lucky to have a nice guy friend like you. A few more of you around the world, and maybe all the assholes out there will get the clue and start treating women as PEOPLE instead of just sex toys. I hate watching men do that. Because then all the women just assume all guys are like that, which a majority of us are NOT.
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 15 2002,16:49
Exactly why I laid him out, demonk. I just wish I could've done it in the club, in front of all the other assholes. Make them realize that maybe, just maybe, they'll catch a fist or a foot from someone sticking up for a friend.Chivalry isn't dead. It's just on life support.
Posted by jim on Jul. 15 2002,16:59
Sweet, you knocked his ass out WITHOUT getting banned from the club.I'm no longer welcome in 2 bars, 3 clubs, and 1 titty bar in the DFW area for smacking people for touching my wife.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 15 2002,17:19
You took your wife to a titty bar, or did you just meet her there?
Posted by jim on Jul. 15 2002,17:32
Yeah, she'll go to titty bars with me...
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 16 2002,00:12
Feel free to imagine the increasing volume, ranting, and wild gesticulating as I make this speech.| Quote |
Hi, my name is Stomper. I'll hold a door for a woman. I'll offer my seat on a bus or subway. I'll help a woman with her coat or chair. When I dance with a girl, I behave myself and don't play the "busy hands" game. I don't take advantage of girls, drunk or sober. That's just not right. I do believe that women deserve more care and respect than men. Not because they're "the weaker sex" but because they're the "fairer sex". I'll walk a girl home and not expect anything in return. I'll give her bus or cab fare if she needs it, and won't ask for anything back. I don't refer to girls as ho's, bitches, or sluts. I don't treat them like sex toys or pieces of meat. I get smacked by feminists and called a pig for just being a nice guy, but I just suck it up and move on. Life's like that! And if I see someone pushing a girl to do something she doesn't want to, that motherfucker is getting the beats! My name is Stomper - and I am Chivalrous! |
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 16 2002,00:49
(bows)You have much honor.
Posted by one on Jul. 16 2002,00:53
About three weeks ago, a guy I went to highschool with (I've known him for the better part of 5 years) came up to me while my girlfriend was on my lap (back of a club/lounge) and starts hitting on her, and trying to feel her up! Apparently he thought (as a nearby friend later told me) "he thought he should be with her [my girlfriend]." He's mildly athletic, but he probably didn't know I've been instructed in various forms of karate (tae kwon do, jiu jitsu, etc.) for more than five years now. I could drag the story out about how I warned him and then what I did, but the bottom line is that I 0wned him. Then when he got up and tried to pull some sissy, beady-eyed back-stabbing manuever, I 0wned him again, and called him a bitch. This was in front of probably 10-15 guys an girls that I went to highschool with. Most of them were totally shocked, but it felt really fucking good.
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 16 2002,02:09
cool but jiu jitsu isnt a form of karate just thought i'd point that out.
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 16 2002,06:53
Wait a minute. He tried to feel up your girlfriend while she was sitting on your lap? Is he fucking stupid?Now keep in mind I flattened this guy and I didn't even have any relationship ties to the girl in question. God help the man who tries to touch my fiancee ... God or the E.R. doctor, whoever sees him first.
Posted by one on Jul. 16 2002,09:49
Yes, the fucker actually came right up to me, sat down next to me, and started playing with her hair, then "working his way down". I think he was partially drunk, but I heard from a friend sitting close that he was acting jealous and said, "he[me] doesn't deserve her, she should be with me."I asked him what the fuck he was doing, and he got up, and when I got up he looked like he was going to try to push me back down (I honestly think he was trying to provoke a fight the whole time) so I jabbed him at the base of his throat so his head would come forward and he'd lean back (reflex), then I caught him on the backward momentum and punched him straight in the face. He fell over a low table in front of the couch. It was quit dramatic, since everyone had placed their glasses on the table. When he got back up and tried to hit me, I grabbed him by the hand and put him in a quick wristlock, then gave it way more twist than necessary. He was on his knees sort of twitching at that point (wristlocks are pretty hard to deal with) so I called him a bitch and pushed him over. He got back up and left with another kid.
Triumph!
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 16 2002,21:11
I punched a twink twice in the nuts for hitting on me...I was sitting on this weird low couch thing, and didn't have the patience to get up and hit him in the face...his nuts were the only humiliating kill spot I could reach...
you might think I'm mean for hitting a homosexual, but I did give him ample warning...even after I told him that I'd hurt him if he didn't stop talking to me, he tells me he just wants to stick his d*ck in my bum...and then, as the stomp would say, Snap!!! he's okay though...I saw him two weeks later in the same place, looking gay.
Posted by jim on Jul. 16 2002,21:15
I would have first puked, then killed the mother fucker.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,21:24
fear of the fag is xxxxxxxx.ignore the fag.
Just more girls for you is what I think.
Hey, aren't you married, J?
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 17 2002,03:45
Be careful when you bag a fag, fatalbert ... they might like it.Yeah, it was uncalled for ... until the point where he told you he wanted to stick his dick up your ass. That's just inviting the asskicking.
Same way with my situation. I probably would have let him off with a standard "grab by the neck, slam against wall and threaten" had he shut the fuck up - but he just had to take it to the next level and say that he wanted to get my friend drunk and take advantage of her. Bam.