Topic: Piss off!
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Jun. 05 2002,16:58
Nasty drivers suck. Pedestrians (about 5 of us) had the walk signal and were on the crosswalk. This driver was on top of our kneecaps trying to turn right - didn't even want to stop and wait for people to clear the street, inching towards us trying to squeeze in an open space of like, what, 2 feet? She had the gall to yell "you idiot!" I was in an extremely bad mood to begin with so I yelled back "You're supposed to yield, bitch!" The other pedestrians started clapping. Bitch.
Friends were going to play in a bar one night - one of their songs was "pink triangle" (?) ... about a guy falling for a lesbian. I went to Goodwill that afternoon and dug up the raunchiest pair of lingerie bottoms I could find (light blue mesh, black lace - hey, I tried). I threw it at them as a prank after they performed that song. The audience loved it. (Bass player) won the coin toss and got to keep it - wore it on his arm all night. Next day, this girl we knew was acting like a chaperone. "Do you think you're getting too close to (bass player)? He looks different, he looks at you as if he liked you." Please, I tried to hook them up a while back. But no, she was after other guys. Now she's bitching? The underwear was a prank - hell it's not even mine - I made that pretty clear. I didn't wear a miniskirt and shimmy the undies off while dancing on a table then throw it at em. If she's griping that our heads were too close together, then she either has super hearing or an airhorn for a voice because it was pretty damn loud in the bar. And he looks pretty normal to me and he's good friends w/ my bf. I don't know what she's bitching about - either she wants him or my bf. Neither of em want her so neener neener whack the skeeter off her wiener. 
Bleh whatever.
Posted by editor on Jun. 05 2002,17:10
"neener neener whack the skeeter off her wiener"I lurv Nikita!
I just threw out a bunch of lingerie and my neighbor (not that one) gave me an odd look...
I don't wear it, I *shoot* it.
I'm a photographer!