Topic: The best thing about Detnet...
started by: damien_s_lucifer
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 30 2002,10:46
is that you can fucking swear all you fucking want, and no come-guzzling corporate queen is going to ban your ass because you might offend some bored, middle-aged housebitch somewhere.boards that make you write f*** and a** and s*** are run by a bunch of corporate ass kissers whose only concern is that if they let someone use a NAUGHTY WORD they might not get to suck the bosses' cock.
i hope they all die.
thank you.
Posted by ShakerMaker on May 30 2002,11:33
And I thought it was the fucking cocaine.
Posted by vyachaslav on May 30 2002,16:42
censorship is so fucking overrated it will only be a matter of year, imo, that fuck and shit will be used on kiddie shows anyway
why not use them more now to break them in
Posted by veistran on May 30 2002,23:39
yes, I'm so fucking sick and tired of the fucking "trying to mantain a family enviroment" excuse employed by countless stupid whores to excuse their delicate sensibilities. Fuck them, if they were worried about a family enviroment, they'd not be on the internet, home of more porn than you can shake Ron Jeremy at.
Posted by j0eSmith on May 31 2002,06:18
I'd like to know exactly what type of fucking 'Family Enviroment' these fucks grew up in.My Dad swore. Not all the time but he did and does. Everybody fucking swears, I heard him swear for as long as I can remember.
Do you think I ever swore in front of him untill like last year?
Fuck. No.
Seeing or hearing the words Fuck or Shit doesn't make one think its okay to use them. "Those are bad words only grown ups can say" I can't recall ever hearing that speach exactly, but I knew it somehow.
I just fucking hate it. Yeah, lets shelter and refuse to punish children, this will make them very well adjusted people..
Posted by editor on May 31 2002,06:24
V, what is your avatar?
Posted by demonk on May 31 2002,06:33
You mean you have never seen "Aqua Team Hunger Force"??!?!?!?!!?
Posted by veistran on May 31 2002,10:12
| Quote (editor @ 31 May 2002,00:24) |
| V, what is your avatar? |
that's ignignokt, he's a mooninite from the center of the moon.
Posted by Jimi on May 31 2002,12:25
Nice to meet you ignignokt, cheers for the introduction.Anyhow on the whole swearing censorship thing, it's bull shit! My parents Swore as I was growing up, and like j0eSmith said, I somehow knew that they were bad words and I shouldn't use them. I don't recall how I knew.
As for censorship working... Well it doesn't. I was walking home from work the other day and two little punks rode past me on thier little BMX's shouting and swearing at me to "Get my stupid cunt ass out of thier fucking way" This kids were litterally about 9 years old, how wrong is that... I swear 'tis true but I swear when something hurts or when I really screw something important up (this morning I got a phone call from a friend telling me I missed an exam, I swore, quite alot.)
Posted by Nikita on May 31 2002,16:35
| Quote (Jimi @ 31 May 2002,07:25) |
| I was walking home from work the other day and two little punks rode past me on thier little BMX's shouting and swearing at me to "Get my stupid cunt ass out of thier fucking way" This kids were litterally about 9 years old, how wrong is that... |
I would have ripped their fucking vocal chords out of their filthy throats and shoved them chords up their stupid cunt ass so every time they farted they'd know/remember to get their ass out of my fucking way
Posted by Pravus Angelus on May 31 2002,19:08
| Quote (Nikita @ 31 May 2002,08:35) |
| I would have ripped their fucking vocal chords out of their filthy throats and shoved them chords up their stupid cunt ass so every time they farted they'd know/remember to get their ass out of my fucking way |
Nikita, That is so hot.
Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 01 2002,00:02
| Quote (Nikita @ 31 May 2002,11:35) |
| fucking vocal chords |
<aimless troll>how can you fuck a vocal chord?</aimless troll>
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 01 2002,00:54
Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth.Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though.
Posted by veistran on Jun. 01 2002,01:06
| Quote (Wiley @ 31 May 2002,18:54) |
| Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth. Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though. |
That's all, I'd have guessed with someone like Dys it'd be extra. I guess you're the expert though.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jun. 01 2002,01:53
a hundred bucks?I can get you one for $5, or whatever the going rate is for a rock.
As for children swearing... I take great pride in continuing the education of my niece, which was begun by her mother a couple years back.
She knows not to use bad words when it's inappropriate, but when it's time to let the profanity fly she's got a mouth that would embarass George Carlin.
Pretty good for being eight years old, huh? Heh... I love that little bitch
Posted by ^Evil_Matt^ on Jun. 04 2002,08:46
If you belive most si-fi movies (well, at least the ones i've seen) society will eventually lose it's hang-ups about things. Just look at all the unisex shower scene Reminds me of when whoopie goldberg was on jay leno a few months ago - she said she taught her grand-daughter to say fuck. It was beeped out, so i think it was fuck. I just laugh at little kids when they try to insult me. my little bro called me a "stupid shit fuck hole" last week and i just looked at him and cracked up laughing. Where do these little kids get their words from?
Little kids might hear singular swear words, combine to make longer, often in-coherent swear words. it might be like chinese whispers - it starts out "You ass-licking stupid fucking cunt" and degenerates into "You stupid ass-fucking cunt" and so on until it makes no sense.
"Surely not every kid swears like this or knows someone who does?" someone might ask - that's why we have the internet! Even simple, innocent things may be corrupted by the internet take < this > for example. It's an Age of Empires Clan site's guest book. For those who couldn't be bothered looking, here is some highlights (or lowlights), mainly from "Li_ploy43" aka "Lis_Revenge" aka "Li_Ploy". He (or She) is apparently 14 years old and goes to college:
Li_ploy45:"*VENOM* I have sa-em ta say too u you bastardbitch cum sucking mother fucking golden gay cunt face you sucks schlongz all day for enjoyment 'cos you're a dong sprog licking peice of shit and I'll curse *VENOM* instead of Vegittie having too wast his time with sperm wadz like you so I'm takin' care of buisness now you fucking scrubberdillion (Homo who goes around and fucks everyone he/she sees and NOone could ever go out again 'cos your so desperate you would hire a great scientist too clone you one for each person in the world so suck your dada's schlong Q: "Do you even know what a schlong is dildo?" (P.S. I wrote this message in bloody 25 seconds the whole thing so I can write anything in shorter time than anyone in the world and I'm only 14"
Li_ploy: "Supp, I'm currently not loged in I have this too say don't mess with me or Alex or Vegettie you fucked uo cummer 'cos were are the Webuserz so if you fucking cuss any of use I'm 14 and I'm in college so don't fuck with me I could kick the living snot out of you and I could beat you in anything you little fridget...Supp, Webuserz "
Li_ploy45: " Fucking Anonymous That is fucking it now you've insulted my familia you cunt face motherfucker cum sucking cunt sprog licking slut gaybo peice of shite assramer cumsperting schlong sucking peice of shite GIRL fudgepackin' baka shingle rattling tosser U fux yaself 'cos you're gay and you always will be gay U schlong incoherant dong sucking logger crapper slut gay fucking cunt sucking whore gay cunt lickin' schlong fucking your own shite you're so fucking desparate Dopero bitch schlong tosser x-infinite-x-unlimited bitch fucking gay cunt hoe fucking schlong cunt faced lump of shitty fridget cummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<says swearwords 4eva> And that was only U calling my mom gay. U slut listen I have more anger than anyone in the fucking world I bloody killed a person 4 just insulting my clothes so don't fucking mess with me you gay slut cunt faced Nad NumNum sucking schklong gay cunt faced hoe."
He took the words right out of my mouth.......
(edit: remove approx. 100 "!"s after "cummer"
Posted by kuru on Jun. 04 2002,13:28
What the fuck was your point?It started off good with the thing about 'hangups', but then became lost in a sea of fucking incoherence.
Learn to rant understandably dude.
Posted by ^Evil_Matt^ on Jun. 05 2002,04:03
that is my point - incoherent swearing like that has no point.
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 05 2002,15:59
Inignokt: Scratching explitives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust... and friendship.I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force! I thought the above quote was pertinent to this topic... well, not really....
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 05 2002,16:42
| Quote (Wiley @ 31 May 2002,19:54) |
| Dys, some girls will actually let you put your cock in their mouth. Ah forget it ...one day you will understand ...it'll probably cost you about $100 bucks though. |
even then he most likely will not have the reach to make it that far.
Posted by editor on Jun. 05 2002,16:48
Umm.That was pretty funny, but no more, kay?
Heh.
Posted by BigBear on Jun. 25 2002,06:35
The internet is a funny thing, one of it's kind here in america. A throbbing collection of everyday people who do whatever the fuck they want because they can. It isn't regulated by any sort of government regulations or taxations, the people are in control and as such it becomes a incarnation of our desires. God bless p2p applications because what would we do without them, participate in free market enterprise?
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 25 2002,06:55
lame thread revival....BB, try not to dig up really old threads unless you have something profound to say...it tends to excite the natives a bit. </Mayor>
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 25 2002,17:11
| Quote (Bozeman @ 05 June 2002,07:59) |
| Inignokt: Scratching explitives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust... and friendship. |
So, uh who scratched "the moon rules" on my car?
Posted by BigBear on Jun. 25 2002,17:25
ok... sorry for being a dumbass. 
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jun. 25 2002,21:02
OK, I have something profound to say.According to "rule #6" (or whichever it really was, I don't care) we can't fucking swear all the fuck we want anymore.
So there.
Facists.
Posted by Bozeman on Jun. 25 2002,22:30
| Quote (L33T_h4x0r_d00d @ 25 June 2002,13:11) | ||
So, uh who scratched "the moon rules" on my car? |
We are not here, we will be in the computer room.
Posted by veistran on Jun. 27 2002,10:20
Ignignokt: If you have a problem with that, maybe you should take it up with Mr. Laser.Err: Yeah, Mr. Laser.
I: Here it comes.
E: Here it comes!
I: You will be destroyed.
E: You're going down.
I: The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude.
....
I: Just hang on.
E: It takes a while.