Topic: FUCKING OUTDOORS
started by: Beastie Dr
Posted by Beastie Dr on May 21 2002,04:56
My college orientation is camping. Camping. What the fuck? That's about the last thing I want to do! I know the college I'm going to is liberal as fuck, but it had better not be these do-nothing-wrong hippies who just want to get in touch with nature. I really should have fucking visited, but couldn't afford the plane ticket. Oh well, the campus looks nice enough.
Posted by just_dave on May 21 2002,05:24
I accutally like camping. Its sorta so peaceful, you know to relax and get away from phones and computers. Heck I am a die hard nut.. im a network major .. halfway there... but man .. go and enjoy it ... maybe some hot chix0rs get scared and you get to provide comfor....errr safety ..dave
Posted by veistran on May 21 2002,05:43
| Quote (Beastie Dr @ 20 May 2002,22:56) |
| My college orientation is camping. Camping. What the fuck? That's about the last thing I want to do! I know the college I'm going to is liberal as fuck, but it had better not be these do-nothing-wrong hippies who just want to get in touch with nature. I really should have fucking visited, but couldn't afford the plane ticket. Oh well, the campus looks nice enough. |
bring a gun.
Posted by Beldurin on May 21 2002,06:19
| Quote (veistran @ 20 May 2002,23:43) |
| bring a gun. |
And a shovel
Posted by ic0n0 on May 21 2002,07:05
| Quote (Beldurin @ 20 May 2002,16:19) | ||
And a shovel |
And a laptop with a sat connection to the net.
Posted by j0eSmith on May 21 2002,07:45
Fuckin Pussies..
Posted by Rhydant on May 21 2002,08:14
last time i went camping i fell in a fucking river.same thing happened the last time i went deep-sea fishing.
maybe i should stay away from large bodies of water?
Posted by veistran on May 21 2002,08:15
| Quote (j0eSmith @ 21 May 2002,01:45) |
| Fuckin Pussies.. |
no, the gun is to use on the nature freaks if they get all greenpeace on him.
edit:
rhy, or take up scuba diving.
Posted by j0eSmith on May 21 2002,08:21
veis: ah, gotcha. good thinkin rhy: curious, how'd you manage to fall in a river whilist deep sea fishing?
Posted by Beldurin on May 21 2002,09:07
| Quote (veistran @ 21 May 2002,02:15) | ||
no, the gun is to use on the nature freaks if they get all greenpeace on him. |
yeah, and the shovel is to bury them...
Posted by Wolfguard on May 21 2002,13:08
dont forget the lime.
Posted by Necromancer on May 21 2002,15:02
sex in the outdors is great. well it would be if i could get any.
Posted by Nikita on May 21 2002,15:23
Last time I went fishing with my brothers there were these annoying fat geese that would come from WAY ACROSS the pond just to harass us. No matter where I unloaded the boat - they'd see us and make a beeline for us. So we're there, trying to fish and these geese would attack us. We'd throw lead weights, fire BBs, hell, one time even brought along a paintball gun (loaded with fluorescent pink). Didn't daunt them. They chased us while we ran for our 4 wheelers - and since they waddle, they're slower. I tried using my laser pointer and they got spooked. One of em got so scared it turned tail and ran straight into the electric fence - just heard this *pow!* and the unlucky lardbucket was scampering away.
Serves it right. Should have had a higher voltage - wonder what fried geese tastes like ...
Posted by Wolfguard on May 21 2002,15:27
chicken...
Posted by just_dave on May 21 2002,17:25
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 20 May 2002,22:27) |
| chicken... |
How does the Matrix know what to make fried geese taste like?
dave
Posted by veistran on May 21 2002,20:28
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 21 May 2002,07:08) |
| dont forget the lime. |
yup, that's very important. Good thinking Wolfguard.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on May 21 2002,23:05
uh, what was the lime for?
Posted by veistran on May 21 2002,23:24
for burying the bodies. I can't remember the reason but I do remember that you're supposed to put a layer of lime in when burying bodies that you don't want found 
Posted by editor on May 22 2002,01:39
"...just heard this *pow!* and the unlucky lardbucket was scampering away." You just made my day.
electric geese.... !!!!
zzzzit!
Posted by Beastie Dr on May 22 2002,03:03
Lime speeds up the decomposition of bodies.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 22 2002,14:48
| Quote (Bob_the_Cannibal @ 21 May 2002,18:05) |
| uh, what was the lime for? |
makes the bodys decompose faster and more completly.
Come, let me show you
Posted by kuru on May 22 2002,23:25
Wolf, you are truly evil.Wanna go camping?
Posted by Rhydant on May 23 2002,01:08
| Quote (j0eSmith @ 20 May 2002,16:21) |
| rhy: curious, how'd you manage to fall in a river whilist deep sea fishing? |
dont be a smart ass, you dumb ass.
Posted by Wiley on May 28 2002,16:10
I thought this thread was going to be about fucking while outdoors. 
One night I got busted by the harbor patrol, then went to a parking lot and got busted by a cop, then went to a park with a blanket and in the middle of the act the sprinklers came on. I went home wet and fustrated. Outdoor sex sucks sometimes.
But I do know this, if you go camping with a girl you're guaranteed sex ...it's like in the rules or something. Other then that camping kinda sucks. You're dirty and cold and there is no tv.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 28 2002,16:30
| Quote (Wiley @ 28 May 2002,11:10) |
| I went home wet and fustrated. |
now you know how most of your dates felt
Posted by Wiley on May 28 2002,23:42
ROFLMAO .......wait ....that's not funny
Posted by TheTaxMan on May 30 2002,00:08
No respect for nature...
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,01:24
| Quote |
| But I do know this, if you go camping with a girl you're guaranteed sex ...it's like in the rules or something. |
What? I... um.....
didn't exactly realize *toes a circle in the dirt* that these heh heh sleeping bags...er, they zip together.
Posted by Beastie Dr on May 30 2002,03:17
I think I should walk around with raver-gay-neon-orange pants on with a shiny silver vest that's unzipped, no shirt, and a ghettoblaster duct taped to my back. That should get some good responses.
Posted by psychopharmacologist on May 30 2002,05:09
btw, what college is this that requires camping?
Posted by Vigilante on May 30 2002,06:08
Fucking outdoors. 
Went for a brief walk last night with a girlie; this morning I'm in fucking allergy purgatory. Oh how I long for nuclear winter.
Posted by demonk on May 30 2002,07:26
Or at least girlies that just want to stay inside and "comfort" you during allergy season.
Posted by Vigilante on May 30 2002,07:41
She's been comforting me... just not "comforting" 
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 30 2002,10:35
| Quote (Wiley @ 28 May 2002,08:10) |
| But I do know this, if you go camping with a girl you're guaranteed sex ...it's like in the rules or something. |
YOU ARE?!?!?!?!?!?
God fucking dammit, how come no one ever tells me these things?
Posted by Wiley on May 30 2002,15:32
Camping is basically just spending the night together far away from anybody else ...where they can't hear you scream.Either somebody is going to get laid or murdered. That reminds me of a joke.
little girl: This forrest trail is so dark and scarry.
guy: At least you don't have to walk back alone.
But seriously, if you wanted to hike you would hike and then go home. If you wanted to fish then you could fish and go home. The reason for camping is that you want to stay overnight away from where people are. It's the same as asking a girl if she wants to go away for the weekend ...it implies sex. Or maybe I just camp with slutty girls.
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,15:58
Hm..Wiley and camping.
*kuru thinks for a while....
I better go have a smoke now.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 30 2002,16:46
| Quote (kuru @ 29 May 2002,20:24) |
| What? I... um..... didn't exactly realize *toes a circle in the dirt* that these heh heh sleeping bags... er, they zip together. |
What kind of camping fun can you have in zipped together sleeping bags?
There is just no place to anchor a rope or room for the spreader ba...
i may have said to much...
Posted by Nikita on May 30 2002,17:27
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 30 May 2002,11:46) |
| There is just no place to anchor a rope or room for the spreader ba... |
now I know what you do with all the leftover material from your robot building hobby ...
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,17:59
Do you start hoping for trees that are really close together?Not that I would know. Note that halo floating there above my head.
And no, those are not horns..... they are um..
halo racks.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 30 2002,18:15
| Quote (kuru @ 30 May 2002,12:59) |
| And no, those are not horns..... they are um.. halo racks. |
Really?
Nice rack
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,19:09
You have a gun in your pocket or are you just impressed by my... um, rack?
Posted by Wolfguard on May 30 2002,19:17
I guess you will just have to get into my pants and find out.
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,19:24
Oh my!And lemme guess.... either way, it doesn't have a safety?
Posted by Wolfguard on May 30 2002,19:35
worried about an accidental discharge?
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,19:50
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get shot in the leg.
Posted by Nikita on May 30 2002,19:58
Pfht so what about them racks?They're just 2-pointers ...
(at least I'd like to hope so ... unless you're into something way weird)
Posted by Wolfguard on May 30 2002,20:02
little from "A"...a little from "B"...
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,20:10
I've got much better than a 2 point rack, kthnx. 
Posted by demonk on May 30 2002,20:42
Prove it
Posted by Nikita on May 30 2002,21:08
anything more than 2 points and you're not human ...
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,21:10
Sorry for you then, if your rack isn't worth more than 2 points.
Posted by Nikita on May 30 2002,21:22
I was referring to the deer antler (rack) point system. I think 2 points is 2 spikes on 1 antler ... it's been a while. Rack~boobs ... the works.
Don't think any of us is more than two-teated ...
Posted by Beldurin on May 30 2002,21:33
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 30 May 2002,14:02) |
| little from "A"...a little from "B"... |
I prefer "C"s!
Posted by kuru on May 30 2002,22:17
That was a leap that didn't need to be made....And um, I never got a choice.
Nature just gave me DDs
But they look
Posted by Beldurin on May 31 2002,00:20
| Quote (kuru @ 30 May 2002,16:17) |
| That was a leap that didn't need to be made.... And um, I never got a choice. Nature just gave me DDs But they look |
One of my exes was a 34 DD. Those were great fun!
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,02:39
Great being the operative word? Seriously though, sometimes I wish they were smaller.
If only... damn, perky boobs. What a concept.
Posted by Wolfguard on May 31 2002,17:51
| Quote (kuru @ 30 May 2002,17:17) |
| Nature just gave me DDs But they look |
Yes they do
Posted by kuru on May 31 2002,18:30
Now to leave everyone else to wonder how you know how they look.....I swear guys, I had my shirt on the whole time.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jun. 01 2002,16:55
I'm pretty sure any thread kuru posts in somehow turns to sex. I will be conducting an experiment later, when you forget that I said that.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 01 2002,18:36
Read the politics forum before you start doing 'experiments'.There are other female posters here who go off on the sex tangent far far more often than I do.