Topic: Lacking Social life for two weeks now
started by: Dark Knight Bob
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 05 2002,02:05
have a strong desire to kill me something. Been spending all my time these two weeks on "holiday" excersising and playing a combo of hidden & dangerous and operation flashpoint. finally going out this friday with a few mates. got coursework up to my ears i am REALLY tempted to gut me some innocnet civilians to satisfy my bloodlust. I've had FOUR dreams about having a woman in the past 5 nights so i need to get laid soon or theres gonna be a spot of genocide in the north surrey area. I can't believe my fucking subconcious has the fucking nerve to try and make me believe i have women to shag all i want. Fucking pisses me off!
Posted by incubus on Apr. 05 2002,13:26
| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 04 April 2002,17:05) |
| surrey |
Wow, I really feel for you man
Posted by Crafty Butcher on Apr. 05 2002,13:41
| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 05 April 2002,02:05) |
| north surrey |
i think you probably qualify for UN aid or something
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 05 2002,15:52
| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 04 April 2002,17:05) |
| have a strong desire to kill me something. Been spending all my time these two weeks on "holiday" excersising and playing a combo of hidden & dangerous and operation flashpoint. finally going out this friday with a few mates. got coursework up to my ears i am REALLY tempted to gut me some innocnet civilians to satisfy my bloodlust. I've had FOUR dreams about having a woman in the past 5 nights so i need to get laid soon or theres gonna be a spot of genocide in the north surrey area. I can't believe my fucking subconcious has the fucking nerve to try and make me believe i have women to shag all i want. Fucking pisses me off! |
I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I have no idea what most of this means. Damn European English!
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Apr. 05 2002,15:56
What is North Surrey?
Posted by smartsnake on Apr. 05 2002,16:23
Heh I actually understood what alot of that meant.
Posted by Crafty Butcher on Apr. 05 2002,16:26
| Quote (Beldurin @ 05 April 2002,15:52) |
| Damn European English! |
erm...sorry, but there's no such thing. There's English (as spoken by English people) and then there's what you speak which is American English. Hands off my language, bitch.
oh and Surrey is a bit like Alabama only smaller. and with more apples.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 05 2002,21:02
listen, "guv," it's not your language...or something...In reality I didn't have anything good to say, I just wanted to use "guv" in a sarcastic, derogatory way.
Posted by Anztac on Apr. 05 2002,21:04
I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 05 2002,21:13
| Quote (Anztac @ 05 April 2002,15:04) |
| I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once. |
Where did that come from?
Posted by editor on Apr. 05 2002,21:17
Yah, I know Mr B.A was making a test post since his account got a little knackered last night.
I just wonder if what he wrote was true.
Wet dreams are so tedious. I always wake up and reach out across the bed and D'oh! the puss I find isn't the right kind.
Posted by Anztac on Apr. 05 2002,21:27
::shrug:: DKB was complaining about dreaming about girls. And yes, it's true. I hate me. Natural celebate? God no. Might be a little easier that way though.
Posted by editor on Apr. 06 2002,04:10
I don't think Detnet hates you... au contraire!I found this for you and ic0n0.
< Celibacy support group >
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 06 2002,04:23
I know a guy who is a 30 year old virgin. The sad thing is I think he may possibly go the distance. I mean, what are the odds of making it to 30?? It's like navigating a mine field with snowshoes. Just be yourselves, women want some lovin too. It'll work itself out ...especialy after the roofies kick in
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 06 2002,23:28
i have learnt to realise when i'm having a wet dream and can now wake up before anything happens. Before i used to try to stop the girl in my dreams having sex with me now i just go with it and wake up in time to grab myself to stop it going everywhere. wuite a good skill i think.oj yeah i went out, it was fun up until i lost my watch and i have a bad hangover so i'm still pissed off! Fucking life!
Posted by TheTaxMan on Apr. 07 2002,00:34
This is by far the funniest thing I've read in a long while.Meanwhile, I will third the notion that Life Sucks™.
Posted by editor on Apr. 07 2002,01:19
you could start a poll on it, for those who can vote....DKB, it never occurred to me to say,"no" to a girl in one of those yearly wet dreams..
Why would I say "no"
Posted by Uberkommando on Apr. 07 2002,06:18
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| I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once. |
We need to get this man 3,000 seconds of blowjob, stat!
...But seriously, when's your birthday? I'll buy you a hooker.
Posted by incubus on Apr. 07 2002,20:04
He doesn't want one... he wants what everyone else wants ... to love, and be loved. The hot sweaty bed nekkid hockey is a by-product.Am I wrong?
Posted by Anztac on Apr. 07 2002,21:38
Quite right.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 07 2002,22:07
| Quote (Anztac @ 05 April 2002,06:04) |
| I've never had a wet dream. Never been laid. Only kissed once. |
Me too, and the kiss was when i was 5.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 07 2002,22:46
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| He doesn't want one... he wants what everyone else wants ... to love, and be loved. The hot sweaty bed nekkid hockey is a by-product. Am I wrong? |
Yes and no.
No you're not wrong because to love and be loved is, ultimately what I want. However, I have 3.5 months left where I am, then I'm getting the hell out of here and probably going far away. I don't want to get involved in a relationship. However, the "bed nekkid hockey" as you so tactfully describe it, is a lot of fun. I'm very up-front about that, and the young lady that I'm dating understands that (I hope).
You can flame me for being a pig or a whore or whatever, but remember this:
1.) It takes two people (unless you're CK, then one person and a lubricant.)
2.) At least I'm honest...I bet a lot of you have been in the same position, so don't get holier than thou on me.
Posted by editor on Apr. 07 2002,23:47
Well,Mr A, I can't buy you happiness or love but I can rent some fun for you...Trade you a website for an hour of fun!
tacky tacky tacky.....
blonde, brunette or redhead?