Forum: Rants
Topic: Another Almost Fire     (picture)
started by: editor

Posted by editor on Mar. 23 2002,03:13
Third time in about 4 years, the acid-wash place next door had to call the fire department....
1st time,
they had a natural gas leak so bad, my clients were getting sick.

2nd time,
a week later, one of their buildings burned to the ground under mysterious circumstances.

3rd time,
they've been putting so much shit into the air, I've not bothered washing the car, which is the blue one in the lot. I was talking to webhost about getting this site back up, about an hour ago, when I hear 6 fire engines going by... and they turned around and came back, and stopped next to my building.  Naturally, I went to the roof for the best view, of

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Thank God, it's a boring foto, 'cuz their building is connected to mine via the garage on the right of the picture...

Turns out they haven't been cleaning out the filters on their industrial dryers, and so one caught fire.  I think I'm going to bust them *again*.

Last time they were spewing shit into the air, I called the Feds and they got totally busted...

Hello, EPA?  OSHA?  heheheh  actually I think I will.

Have a nice night


Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 23 2002,20:39
wtf why do you live next to a chemical plant?

heh I didn't think there were any heavy industries left in california...
Posted by editor on Mar. 23 2002,21:22
Who wears acid-washed clothes anyways?

I live here/there because loft space in LA is hard to find, and this place has 13 foot ceilings and 14 4x8 windows; a photographer's dream!  

I do get tired of cleaning spydir webs off the ceiling, though.
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 24 2002,22:29
I don't know about you guys but I think the editor is a fucking pussy.  I mean come the fuck on, what a lame ass fucker.  He is a photographer which is so gay I can't even put it in words and he has a qat as a fuckin avatar.

What a limp dick twat.

Wassup, K...  ;)
Posted by editor on Mar. 25 2002,00:33
Um, *hello* Mr Ped.  
I tried a guy once, about 6 years ago, and I'll stick with girls.
How old are you anyways?
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 25 2002,00:34
23

August 29 78
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 25 2002,00:38
Yeah, me too, I was just fuckin with ya.

I actually like photography...I had a class the first time I went to college and it was a blast.
Posted by BlackFlag on Mar. 25 2002,02:53
the nice thing about getting piss fucking drunk and doing things you would never do while sober is learning exactly how homosexual you aren't.
Posted by editor on Mar. 25 2002,04:05
um, breasteses, the smell of her hair, the small of her back, her eyes, her shoes, her feet, watching her sleep.... I'll never do that with a guy.
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 25 2002,04:25
pretty much
Posted by editor on Mar. 25 2002,06:20
mr. Flag, I think your avatar is losing hair.
Posted by Jimi on Mar. 25 2002,20:14
Strange you should say that, this is what happened last time we had a BBQ at my house in the back garden... Oh how the neighbors ph34r me.

Fire scares them.

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Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 25 2002,21:16
I can't say that i ever tried sex0r with a guy but then again the same is true for females :(
Posted by kuru on Mar. 25 2002,21:29
That's ok, one time a girl kissed me and I wasn't aware she was a girl until I felt boobies.

Then I was promptly really sick and tried to slug her in the head.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

She had the nerve to say to me 'Aw c'mon, every chick is a little bit bi'.

It wasn't easy to get her offa me.
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 25 2002,22:29
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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 26 2002,00:07
Quote (CatKnight @ 23 Mar. 2002,12:39)
heh I didn't think there were any heavy industries left in california...

there's plenty of it.  Around here we have lots of oil refineries... blech...
Posted by Uberkommando on Mar. 26 2002,00:36
Right here we've got the oil pumps.

And nothing else.

Had lunch with a lesbian chick today. We had lots to talk about, considering that we shared a common interest.
Posted by just_dave on Mar. 26 2002,00:40
Quote (kuru @ 25 Mar. 2002,04:29)
That's ok, one time a girl kissed me and I wasn't aware she was a girl until I felt boobies.

Then I was promptly really sick and tried to slug her in the head.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

She had the nerve to say to me 'Aw c'mon, every chick is a little bit bi'.

It wasn't easy to get her offa me.

Should have just shot her  hehe.gif

dave
Posted by editor on Mar. 26 2002,01:28
Jimi, read the directions on the back next time.  I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use the whole can of lighter fluid at once...
Posted by DELUDED_BIPED on Mar. 26 2002,08:50
Joos guys are funny
Posted by kuru on Mar. 26 2002,14:19
dave:

I wish.
Posted by Jimi on Mar. 27 2002,01:02
I wasn't lighter fluid... I'll leave it to your imaginations, but I bet you can't guess what it was.
Posted by editor on Mar. 27 2002,01:37
181-proof whiskey.
Posted by Nikita on Mar. 27 2002,05:36
1) 99 bananas!
2) alcoholized whizz ("there is more vodka in this piss than there is piss!")
3) synchronized fart lighting

:)
Posted by j0eSmith on Mar. 27 2002,06:11
Jet Fuel
Grain Alcohol
Liquid Oxygen
Solid State Rocket Fuel
A Disgruntled Postal Employee
Posted by editor on Mar. 27 2002,08:54
Nikita, did you say, "fart"?




Posted by Wiley on Mar. 28 2002,16:51
Quote (editor @ 27 Mar. 2002,00:54)

That is the gayest picture I have ever seen.  If a man's face was ever that close to my junk I'd have to kill him  ...then cut off my own penis because I wouldn't have any respect left for it.
Posted by editor on Mar. 28 2002,19:07
Your *junk*?


Mine's a treasure.
Posted by The_Stomper on Mar. 29 2002,05:29
Quote (editor @ 28 Mar. 2002,14:07)
Your *junk*?


Mine's a treasure.

Yeah .. I don't get that either. Why is it called "junk" anyhow? All the other metaphors at least make some sense. Enlighten me.
Posted by editor on Mar. 30 2002,09:34
*fwap*

dunno, but it's a good story.
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