Forum: Rants
Topic: damn school
started by: liquid metal

Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 06 2002,13:50
I'm supposed to settle on a major within the next month.  They already know that I can't since I'm transferring to a different campus (same university - different campus) cuz what I want to do now is not offered by the current one.

Ok first I was comp sci - that got boring in a week.  Now I wanted to do math as a major and I already don't like it.  Now I'm thinking of physics [it's the only other thing i'd be willingly to do] but I don't want to do the friggin labs! arg.

[in his best fake asian accent] You miss TOOOO lab You get no better C![/fake]
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 06 2002,18:43
a major in math?

wtf?
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 06 2002,21:47
Major in slacking, that is what i am doing and i still managed a 3.0
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 07 2002,15:56
Electro-mechanical engineering or civil engineering (buildings)

The first would prob be better for you.
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 07 2002,16:32
dammit jim [wolf] i'm a mathematician, not an engineer!
yeah i really really hate engineering.
i went to my high school and talked to my old math teachers. they looked at me really puzzled when i asked "what can you do with a degree in math?"   and then i went to one of them and asked "what can you do to a math major" and he said "you can slap them upside the head."
but i have seen many options.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 07 2002,19:16
the dammit Jim works too...
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 07 2002,20:09
Math majors can work at doughnut shops calculating how many you have left until you have a dozen.  Two crawlers, one glazed and two spinkled  ...you have seven doughnuts left!
I think that's about all.  
Or maybe you can use your knowledge of geometry to give yourself  a slight advantage in pool and impress some cheap bar floozie, whoohoo!
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 08 2002,00:14
i SUCK at pool.  not sure why..i think it's cuz of how i hold the stick.

apparently i can work for NASA w/ a math degree just crunching numbers.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 08 2002,01:20
IIRC, the biggest employer of math majors is the NSA.
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 08 2002,15:26
Quote (liquid metal @ 07 Feb. 2002,19:14)
i think it's cuz of how i hold the stick.

lookaround.gif
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 08 2002,19:54
that's why I love you Nikita.  You can make me laugh with the most simple stuff.  Wanna go get married?  Or atleast go fuck behind  a bar?

(hey, worked once, might as well try again...  :D )
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 08 2002,20:01
Spydir i doubt that ever worked outside of a bad porno.
Posted by liquid metal on Feb. 08 2002,20:36
Quote (Nikita @ 08 Feb. 2002,10:26)
Quote (liquid metal @ 07 Feb. 2002,19:14)
i think it's cuz of how i hold the stick.

lookaround.gif

yeah, not even women like to watch me hold the sticks.
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