Forum: Rants
Topic: Cops Suck Ass
started by: Sithiee

Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 06 2000,05:59
ok, im a relatively new driver, i admit. i took the car to school today, and when i was backing out, it accidently tapped this car behind me(which was basically parked illegally) and then when trying to get off it, i tapped a different car. yes. i wanted to crawl in the deepest hole there is and never come out. i was scared as shit. well the cops come over (this was at my school, and we have like 4) and yknow, theyre like "ok, this isnt so bad." and they tell the dumb ho drivin the car illegally parked (she was in it, and could have warned me) that itll come off with a little scrubbing, and then they go and get the dude who owned the truck i bent the license plate of (which they straightened out just fine). Then the guy comes out after like 10 minutes and was like "sure, no problem" and he was cool about it.

now for the real rant. while i was waiting for them to get the dude who owned the truck, they started talkin to me about it. first he wants to see my license, which he then claims is a permit, and that im driving this illegally. its called a temp, 1 permit + 1 temporary license = one license good for 90 days, and yes, it was still good. so after proving his limited intellect, he asks me how i happened. and i admitted, im a new driver, and i didnt check to see if there was someone there, and then when i was going forward, he asked what happened. i said "well theres a problem with the accelerator, where it sort of fluxuates" and then he snaps "well, you need to admit, this is a new car (99 jetta) and theres nothing wrong with it, and youre just inexperienced." ok, explain to me this. if my mom, who has been driving a good 35 years or so, and is the best driver i know can see this problem, why is it that its my fault? or maybe it could be that just cause a car is new, doesnt mean its not broken. and then the other cop goes on to say that i need to get an automatic transmission (cause you know those are so much easier to judge THE END OF THE FUCKING CAR) because i obviously cant handle a clutch. because its new, so theres no problem with it, right? well, needless to say, i hate cops, i feel like shit, and i still wanna crawl in that hole.


Posted by marc c on Sep. 09 2000,00:56
Some cops are assholes; others are pretty cool, it's pretty much as simple as that. I've met both kinds before.

Security guards are always assholes, though.

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Posted by Avalanche on Sep. 09 2000,19:45
I FUCKING HATE cops.....they're useless sacks of SHIT. THEY HASSLE people and in the mean time real crime goes on. I'm particually salty about traffic infractions...especially speeding!! I've been driving for five years, and I've gotten two speeding tickets in that time. Now you might say that's a fair amount, BUT if you consider the fact that I've driven across country 3 times and I drive all the time, I'd say that's pretty good. But of course they think that 60 is SOOO fast, yeah right....at least they didn't get me at some of my faster excursions.....

That's it I'm DONE


Posted by BLacK-JEsuS on Sep. 09 2000,21:27
Most of the cops around my area are pretty lenient with teenagers. Remember those "racial profiling" lawsuits in L.A.? Well, around here, I've noticed a lot of... well, we can call it "age profiling". A few cops, including the one who decided that I at fault in a failing to yield situation as I yield to all the cars observing the posted 35 speed limit, and then the redneckmobile truck flying towards me going 70 that I can't see over the hill has to swerve to miss me, well, that is reckless driving, bucko. Anyway, I had to go sit in traffic school for 8 hours. It was gay, but uh, I got referred to a high-performance driving school and I went and took a week of classes there. It was sweet, learning how to shift the weight of the car to controllably spin it, wooo. yeah.


Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 09 2000,22:48
ive only been involved with cops one time.

once when i was like 12, i was riding bikes with friends and i hit a nail with the front tire of my bike. i hit a pickup truck (it was parked) and flew over the handle bars into the flat bed part. the bad thing is, the guy that owned the truck was in it. he called the cops and said i was 'vandalizing and destroying hit property' NYURRR!!!! the cops came i was scared shitless. the cops told the guy they couldnt press charges on my becuase i hit a hard rubber bumber and i did no damage to the car. mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 09 2000,23:06
Cops are the trash collectors of the justice system.

They exist solely to supply suspected lawbreakers to the courts. Unfortunately, cops have the luxury of being the system's gatekeepers; they have the authority of placing people in the system or letting them go free. But that is about it. From then on it is up to the people to discuss the matters of fact in a jury format, the judges to ponder the matters of law, and the lawyers to perpetuate the adversarial system and their respective arguments.

Thus, cops are nothing but garbage men...with shiny badges and guns. 45\% have "little-man's syndrome" and 85\% are stone-cold cocksuckers.

Fuck the police.


Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 10 2000,00:23
well said whiskey. the other 15\% are the ones who work desk jobs and/or deal with the real criminals who need the bad treatment we get.
Posted by Avalanche on Sep. 10 2000,04:44
FUCK THE POPO....and yes I am drunk...
Posted by Sniper3k on Sep. 10 2000,23:28
I got stopped when I was 14. The cop was pretty nice, but he stopped me for bullshit because he knew i looked young. That shit pisses me off when i actually got the ticket for something i didnt do wrong so he could stop me without problems. and then the idiotic fucking hick judge give me, a 14 year old kid, traffic safety school before ieven register for drivers ed. i couldn't believe somebody was actually that fucking retarded.
Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 11 2000,00:21
Wait, you were 14, so I'm assuming you didn't have a licence. You think that driving w/no licence is OK?
Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 11 2000,01:10
actually, it is completely within their right to pull you over at any time, as long as they dont do anything to you if you havent done anything wrong. i mean, jeez, what if someone who was drunk was driving completely fine, but the cop still had a suspicion? if he couldnt pull him over, than the guy might go on to kill someone. its called accident prevention. in my case, that was a bit too late, and so making me feel bad about it was just being anal, but in your case i support that cop.
Posted by Happyfish on Sep. 11 2000,02:25
Being a motorcyclist, I don't like MOST cops. Many of them are assholes. Whenever they've stopped me they (usually, not ALL) treat me like a criminal, lie their asses off to try and get me to admit wrong doing (we have you on radar, how fast were you going? just admit you were speeding now), and when they realize they don't have anything on me they act all buddy buddy and start talking to me about their bike at home and how great bikes are!!!
Another cop once threated to take my licence and tow my bike because I wasn't properly licence to be driving at 12:30am, which was BS. Where I live we have graduated licening, starting with a G1 for a learners. This applies to cars only, not bikes. He was saying that I wasn't allowed to be driving based on G1 rules. I told the dumbass that I was on a bike, not a car and he insisted that it didn't matter, but he was going to be nice and let me off(probably cause he wasn't too sure). A few cops are cool though.

[This message has been edited by Happyfish (edited September 10, 2000).]


Posted by hair on Sep. 11 2000,03:32
quote:
Originally posted by Bozeman:
Wait, you were 14, so I'm assuming you didn't have a licence. You think that driving w/no licence is OK?

actually in some states you can get your liscense at 14. ie. south dakota, montana, basically places where there is nothing to hit, and no cops around anyway.

that, and if you live on a farm you can get some sort of farmers liscense so that you can drive tractors on the road. but it applies to regular vehicles as well.

however, if this is not the case, then Sniper3k may just be retarded.

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Posted by morganisms on Sep. 11 2000,16:43
Not all cops are bad, just most, they have a SERIOUS attitude problem. I've had mixed runins with em, when I was younger (12) I got arrested for arson, it was a stupid accident, I dropped a match behind a neighbors yard and it started a fire, which was quickly put out by the fire dept. adn the cops were complete dicks! and on the other hand, got pulled over awhile back, I had no liscense on me (lost it), nor my registration or insurace, just an outdated permit, on top of that I was stoned off my ass and had a few drinks. nevermind all the bud I had in the car. anyway I though I was toast! specially when the k-9 unit showed up, but it took off! the cop gave me my permit back and told me I shouldn't be driving at night on a permit and gave me a ticket for no insurance, which I got out of when I mailed a copy in. Which just goes to show some cops are hella cool. Needless to say I dont smoke bud anymore. Best thing to do when faced with a cop that might bust ya for sumtin is to play it cool, never know, they might let ya off!
Posted by kai on Sep. 12 2000,02:25
well, in SD you can get it at but not in MT. However, our cops take the cake(or something). I've heard from countless people about unfair things done to them by our police. it's really interesting when people from larger towns like Atlanta and St. Louis tell us how bad they are.
Posted by Rol3x on Sep. 12 2000,12:23
cops are def bi, they go both ways 24/7 hard. ive met both kinds, and some are cool, some are assholes, some are a bit of both. but its got to be hard to be the cop, being the person everyone hates because you have to get them all in trouble, so keep in mind how they must feel when they have to arrest or hassle people, sometimes its just because its their job, still, i dont like most cops at all, and if they all dissapeared i wouldnt give a shit.
Posted by kuru on Sep. 12 2000,15:32
some cops really suck... generally those with huge ego complexes who think they are j. edgar hoover or something... and some are really cool.

one dude i used to hang out with was a cop, and he'd buy me beer when i wasn't legal yet... he's a nice guy, till you give him a bunch of attitude.

oh well. it's like everything else... some are good, some are bad. it sucks when the one you get is bad.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 12 2000,20:54
It kinda makes me wonder: are assholes drawn to police work? or does police work breed assholes?
Posted by kuru on Sep. 12 2000,21:56
probably the former. people with inferiority complexes go sign up so that they can feel important and act tough...

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Posted by Sniper3k on Sep. 14 2000,02:34
quote:
Originally posted by hair:
actually in some states you can get your liscense at 14. ie. south dakota, montana, basically places where there is nothing to hit, and no cops around anyway.

that, and if you live on a farm you can get some sort of farmers liscense so that you can drive tractors on the road. but it applies to regular vehicles as well.

however, if this is not the case, then Sniper3k may just be retarded.



nope, im not retarded, and i was driving illegaly. but you want to tell me why i shouldn't be allowed to drive when i have the same knowledge and equal/more maturity than many 16 year olds? Just because they were born a year and a couple months before me, they are allowed to operate machinery that they are not more qualified than me to do? i was driving with an adult, who if i did anything wrong would have told me right on the spot. if i can handle it, i should be allowed to drive regardless of age, but based on skill


Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 14 2000,08:15
so you want them to make a case by case study of who is mature and smart enough to drive a car?? they dont care that much, for all they care you can go doggy fuck a tree. i dont why you feel the need to drive so early, i got my license at 17, and im ok with that...
Posted by kuru on Sep. 15 2000,05:02
they don't have the time for that either. responsibilties and privileges often get dished out in an agewise nature, that's just how it is, so whining that 'it's not fair' won't change things.

this is going to sound bitchy, but i have little or no sympathy for those who knowingly do something that is illegal and then whine about how mean the cops are after they get caught. if you took your chances, and you got caught, it's not the cop's fault.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 15 2000,05:27
You would probably be an asshole too especially if you were a cop in my area. Everyones teenager and their dog thinks that the suburbs that they just grew up in all the sudden is southeast DC. Ive never seen so many spoiled white trash wannabes in my entire life. Driving around with their loud tailpipes like they are something special. The cops up at the movie theater used to be owned by all the ghetto wannabes hanging out in front outside until one of them made some racist remark about some old lady being a whitey. After that every saturday night they have 2 cop cars up on the sidewalk and anyone who is smoking underage gets their cigarrete cut in half and thrown away. I wish people would pay a little more attention to their teenagers. The ghetto is slowly migrating into my area and each week I see more and more cops driving around. Thanks alot all of you responsible parents, keep up the good work. Maybe you all will notice you have teenagers someday.
Posted by Alarion on Sep. 15 2000,13:46
I agree. Where in the hell are the parents in all this?! The area I live in USED to be the "better" part of the city... as in "uptown". Now, it getting to be just as bad as downtown (which, BTW, is quite bad). I have a loud system and all, but I do have respect for people (some people).. if I pull up next to some elderly people, I hit the ATT (volume cut) button, I try my best to be courteus at all times (learned that from working at Burger King believe it or not).. It really aggravates me to see teenagers running around causing trouble (and I don't mean the innocent kinda trouble).

*sigh*

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 13 2000,18:22
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Cops are the trash collectors of the justice system.

Unfortunately, cops have the luxury of being the system's gatekeepers; they have the authority of placing people in the system or letting them go free.


No no no. IM the gatekeeper.


Posted by Jynx on Oct. 13 2000,22:40
Ya know, Avalanche, et all, yer so right. Those cops are SO worthless. I mean, what do they do, really? I mean, besides that 'Protect and Serve' thing, which is really overrated anyway. I mean, who really wants to feel safe?

Tell ya what, let's take a little field trip over to someplace that has a nonexistant police force and see how long we can manage to stay alive and in posession of anything valuable.

Think on this--without the police, there is anarchy. In a utopian society, that would be cool, but in Real Life anarchy sucks because there are people who are simply Bad. You would not have any protection against burglary, arson, murder, vandalism, malicious mischief, or any of a dozen other things that you take for granted. WAKE UP.

I have had three run-ins with the police, and my wife has had a couple, as well. We were treated courteously EVERY SINGLE TIME. The last time I encountered a State Patrol officer was when he stopped to offer additional help to someone my wife and I were assisting on the side of the road. Man, what a jerk, to like, offer to HELP.

I've got a wild concept here--try treating 'em like people. What a concept. They get an awful lot of crap flung at them, and my bet is that if you show them respect, no matter how they act towards you, you'll end up a whole lot better off.

Profiles are made for a reason--someone noticed a pattern, and it held up. It's up to you to break that profile down by proving it wrong. Hey--it's your choice. Ya wanna whine about it, or do something about it? Oh, that's right--whining is easier.

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Posted by Sithiee on Oct. 14 2000,01:20
yeah, so that makes sense. lets use your profile example. my profiling indicates that most cops are assholes, and deserve to be treated as such. but seeing as im a teenager, then i should be an ass to them too, right? is this sticking to your profile bullshit? how about you take your profile and i prove it wrong right up your ass? what a smug bitch. if i knew where you lived, i would throw big rocks through your window and hope i hit you in the head. am i fitting the profile yet, cock monkey????
Posted by dido on Oct. 14 2000,03:06
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
this is going to sound bitchy, but i have little or no sympathy for those who knowingly do something that is illegal and then whine about how mean the cops are after they get caught. if you took your chances, and you got caught, it's not the cop's fault.

I agree. It's like speeding. You know its wrong and that you can get a big fine for it and yet people get pulled over as whine "i can't afford to pay this ticket". If you couldn't afford it why the hell did you breakt he law in the first place??? Now I speed like crazy but if I get caught its my own damn fault and I will pay my ticket and take it like a responsible adult...after all I was the one who was speeding thus breaking the law. Right? Right.

As for asshole cops, the only asshole I ever ran into was when I got into a car accident. I slid on some black ice into oncoming traffic and everyone stops but this idiot in a minivan so just as I'm about to get control of the car again he tried to beat me and smash I t-bone him. So the bitchy cop shows up puts both of us in the back of her car and gets our statements. I was freaking hysterical since it was my first accident and it was bad (car was written off). She lets the guy I hit go tells me that I won't get charged since it involved "environmental circumstances" then proceeds to yell at me about how I could have killed someone, like my little brother who was in the car at the time. Okay lady! First off you said it wasn't my fault then you are telling me I could have killed my brother all while I'm crying hysterically cause I'm in serious shock and pain!!!! What a fucking bitch! Thankfully in my experince the assholes are more an exception then the rule.

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 15 2000,16:58
quote:
Originally posted by Jynx:
Ya know, Avalanche, et all, yer so right. Those cops are SO worthless. I mean, what do they do, really? I mean, besides that 'Protect and Serve' thing, which is really overrated anyway. I mean, who really wants to feel safe?

Brilliant, Jynx. Truly edifying.

And you know what? You're absolutely right. Cops are just poor, oppressed servants of the people, at the mercy of us vicious, insensitive boors who can't give them the proper respect for doing their miserable jobs.

I mean, this whole LAPD Rampart scandal...well, that's just a big hoax! Attention was being driven away from our lovely city, so we cooked up a BIG cockamamie story about crooked cops who shoot innocent people, steal and sell drugs, plant evidence, and rape the justice system. We even took it further by actually exposing some of these pigs and giving them a fair trial! Ha! And get this: they were convicted!! Some of them even confessed!!!Now, that's a good gag, dontcha think?!

So, let's all agree with Mr. Jynx here - the humanitarian, utilitarian savant who explained that since the Cops act as a scare tactic against violent index crimes, we people should love and respect them. So purge your minds of Rodney "who cares-he's Black" King, Ruben "the Hurricane" Carter, Det. Mark "KKK" Fuhrman, beaten foreigners passed out in a pool of blood on the side of the freeway, and all of the other noble acts the police are responsible for.

Let's forget the bad...because there's a trifling amount of good.

Thanks, Jynx. Infinite, undying thanks.


Posted by pengu1nn on Oct. 17 2000,18:14
the majority of cops are corrupt and are assholes, is that specific enough for you.
and its not just the lapd, pittsburg has been sued by the justice department for corruption.

don't give me that shit about being nice to them and treating them like humans. i do that, i say yes sir/no sir, i don't yell, i don't tell him he is wrong, but ya know what? they are still assholes! can you say power trip?
for the majority of them that is.

some are "alright". some understand. some can handle the situation fairly and in a way that does the most justice to all involved. too bad they are few and far between.

cops don't make me feel safe. me and my knife (unsharpened, really it is(if i was old enough i might have a gun, but i doubt it)) under my mattress is better than a damn power tripping cop with a gun trying to shoot up my house to stop someone from taking my tv (thats not the greatest example)

my point: cops (good or bad) still "take out the trash." the bads ones just "create" more of it.

i don't think i made any sense there
i quit smoking so i'm half way out of my mind right now

This message has been edited by pengu1nn on October 17, 2000 at 01:17 PM


Posted by Sithiee on Oct. 17 2000,21:19
jynx, i was anything but rude to those damn cops who were "helping" me with what happened, and did i still get an earful from people who dont know what the fuck they are talking about? yes. in my experience, nice cops are the exception, not assholes. you probably dont fit the "profile" of a ganster, i.e. you are probably white upper class and older than 20. meanwhile, without even taking the time to see whats wrong with a situation, we automatically get blamed. there is something wrong with my car, and it has steadily gotten worse since the aforementioned incident. the cop assumed that because it was new, there was nothing wrong with it. he also assumed that because im a new driver, i dont know how to drive manual. actually, i can honestly say im better with manual than automatic, cause ive never driven an automatic. all cops love to play the blame game. especially blaming people who cant do anything back. if i did start talking back, you know hed make up some shit about me doing something and either a) beat me with his club, or b) arrest me or some shit. ITS BULL SHIT. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO ENDURE THIS, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING MALICIOUS!
Posted by Jynx on Oct. 18 2000,05:02
Sithiee, try coming back when you have something to add to the conversation. Oh, and wipe the foam off yer mouth--someone might think yer rabid.

Whiskey, that's a BRILLIANT idea--let's take an exception and apply it to the entire community. Of course, if I did that, then I'd have to assume that every single high school kid is creating and executing an elaborate plan to murder as many people as they can before committing suicide.

Perhaps, however, it might be more accurate to say that a specific police force, a.k.a. LAPD, seems to have a problem. Yes, I agree that there are some cops that are total jerkoffs. I agree that some cops are crooked, and only some of those have been caught. However, I maintain that applying the exception to the majority of the group is wrong.

I also maintain that your attitude, under most circumstances, will dictate how you are treated. Yes, there are exceptions, but more times than not you can influence the encounter, for good or ill.

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Posted by cerebrus on Oct. 18 2000,05:14
ok, easy there avalanche.
"...all cops are useless assholes..."
Thats like a little kid saying he hates his grandma on christmas cause all she ever gives him is a sweater or some junk. Some people should be so lucky to recieve things, not matter what, and for some clothing is superspecial cause they got none.

Basically you are the little boy who does not realize the great service thats being provided. Sure there are some asshole dead-turtle fucking cops out there. Ive have indeed met a few. But then there are those that risk their lives daily for others for pretty shit pay, and abuse from assholes like you. I was in a car wreck 6 years ago, and i had my nappy ass hauled out of the car by a really nice ""pig"".

The point being that gross-generilations do not make assholes out of others, but only your self. be a bit more specific in your critisms there pally.

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 18 2000,05:42
My car was broken into along with 3 others a couple of years ago at 4AM. It was Milwaukee PD that saw the act going down (four kids breaking into 4 cars), and busted in to get them. The cops chased down the kids, who scattered, and got them all. The youngest kid, who refused to be searched for weapons (presumably because he had a lot of stolen stuff in his pockets), got a pretty good beat down, handcuffed, etc. The quote from the cop: "Those are usually the little shits that carry guns".
Take it how you want, but I was ecstatic to know that the 4 had been caught, the cops were trying to protect themselves, and the kids were going to have some fun in lockup. My favorite part of the ordeal: My friend noticed that the cops had pulled about 17 lighters out of the punks' car and had them on the roof. He said, "Nobody has 17 lighters and doesn't smoke a lot of weed."

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 18 2000,17:47
Jynx,

Aside from Voltaire's feelings towards pithy idioms, birds of a feather really do flock together, and people are routinely judged by the company they keep.

Think about this: in the above example regarding the four kids, the presence of a multiple lighters was used to infer cannabis use. Maybe the cop was right, maybe he was wrong. Either way, he shouldn't have made that conclusion. What if the kid collected lighters? What if he had some obscure use for them? As extreme and unlikely as it may seem, I think the point stands clear - the cop used profiling as a bias. He based a standard of judgment on the kid from a stereotypical notion he carries about weed smokers.

As a Los Angeles native, I do the same with the police. * One bad apple ruined the entire bunch, and when coupled with the unchecked amount of badge-flashing, gun-waiving autonomy these cops have, I don't trust any of them. If you can't trust one, and you can't tell the good from the bad, then logically you can't trust any of them...

...those which are not your friends, are truly your enemies.

*edit: Yeah, I know it seems hypocritical...but if they're doing it, so am I.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on October 18, 2000 at 07:02 PM


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