Topic: Taco Bell.
started by: Ozymandias
"You know, that stuff'll kill you. You know, they put grade double-Q meat in that. You know, that will cause your colon to catch fire and burst out of your body through your stomach, then chew out your heart."
YES, I DO KNOW, god DAMMIT. Because EVERYONE has to fucking SAY THAT. But you know why I eat it anyways? Because I don't FUCKING CARE. Maybe if I actually GAVE A SHIT, I wouldn't shit. Goddamn, what do they think that I think? It's GOOD for me? I know that's going to shorten my life by about a dozen years, but honestly, anyone who has talked to me should REALIZE that that's not really something I give a fuck about. It's like Dennis Leary says, it's not like they're taking away the best years of your life, anyways. It's the Alzheimers/Depends/Viagra years! I, personally, don't want to see myself living that long. I mean, fuck, so what if I won't live to see my grandkids? I'll be lucky to live to see my OWN kids. And besides, really, my grandkids would annoy the fuck out of me, and besides, even if I do live to see them, when I die, they're just going to remember me as a fat, cranky old geezer.
Anyways, I just wanted to vent about how sick I am of people acting like that. 
"Thank God you warned me, I almost had a moment of joy in my life! Fucking safety Nazi."
--Drew Carey
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[This message has been edited by Ozymandias (edited August 06, 2000).]
All the crazy stories about fast food restaruants are BS. The only thing you have to watch out for are ppl spitting in burgers.
I've heard sooooo many stories. Like Mcdonalds burgers don't contain ANY beef and it says 100\% pure beef on the packaging cause that's the name of the company that makes it. And KFC doesn't contain ANY actual chicken. It's proccesed cancer or something.
Anyways, what I really can't stand (like I was saying previously) is the people who think they're doing me the biggest fucking favor in the world by trying to correct my life, so they can feel like they're Ghandi or some shit.
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Originally posted by Happyfish:
I somehow doubt Mcdonalds uses rat meat.
All the crazy stories about fast food restaruants are BS.
I agree. All the time I hear those stories "McDonalds puts sawdust in their burgers! McDonalds uses rat meat in their burgers!" Yes, I'm sure they do. I'm sure that the health inspectors who check those places every other milisecond are a-ok with rat meat.
I agree with you, Ozy, that people who are really high and mighty bug me. I mean, yeah, eating tons of junk food is really unhealthy, but oh well. We are all human beings, and it's time we take responsibility for ourselves. It isn't anyone else's job to tell us how we should live our lives. If I eat lots of crap, and I die, well that's my own fucking fault. I made a choice, so that's my problem. If I smoke and get lung cancer, it's my own fucking fault. It isn't the governments fault for not putting bigger warnings on, or my family's fault for not preventing me from smoking, it is MY fault. So I have to deal with it.
People should worry more about what they can do to make their own life better, and worry less about how they can meddle in other people's lives.
(PS- I love Leary. I disagree with a lot of his opinions, but he is one funny SOB, I tell ya what) 
-FFox
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"A christian, an anarchist-slash-prostitute, figures out the true meaning of freedom. Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart."
-NOFX
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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
By the way, trying to gross people out? What are you, in third-grade? People like that are even more retarded than the people who believe that shit
Was that directed at me??!?! I wasn't trying to gross people out, it was just an exaggeration on what I've heard ppl say. Jeez, relax.
Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Anyways, what I really can't stand is the people who think they're doing me the biggest fucking favor in the world by trying to correct my life.
And what were you doing by flaming me? Pot calling the kettle black..
[This message has been edited by Happyfish (edited August 06, 2000).]
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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Oh, and on a completely unrelated subject, my three favorite standup comedy shows are Drew Carey: Human Cartoon, Dennis Leary: No Cure For Cancer, and Comedy Central Presents Lewis Black. Just in case you were wondering.
i cant believe you dont think that Dana Carvey's comedy central stand up one doesnt belong in there. shit ive seen that one at least 14 times and i still cry from luaghing so damn hard every time. just thinking back on the funny parts" fraiming OJ" "choppin brocoli" "naked time" "pres. bush" its all fucking hilarious, especially when he sings and makes fun of rock singers. damn i want to see that right now. how could you have left Dana out???
But dude, Lewis Black is the greatest. He just kicks ass.
Oh, and Happyfish...Well, there's not much I can say. Try looking at the post DIRECTLY ABOVE YOURS by Sithiee, that you obviously recognize since you replied to it, and is also CLEARLY THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.
And anyways, if you think that that was the pot calling the kettle black, well, go find a way to seal yourself off from the rest of the world, so we can be spared any more of your pearls of wisdom.
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Cartoon that's quite suitable for the topic.
(PS: Don't drink water - fish have sex in water.)
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You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The
trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
Although we can still get the spit in the burger, but who cares..the spit is probably more nutritious than mcdonalds anyway.
regards, reman
ps taco bell suxors big time here, you get fuck all food, thats pretty lousy, for a vastly inflated price.
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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.
That's my entire basis on whether or not I should eat anything. Will it suck?
"Jesus Christ, man, you're about to drink varnish!!"
"Well...Does varnish suck? Because if it tastes good, I'll drink it." *Glug glug* *Eyes go wide* "Well, at least it didn't suck."
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Man, I could go for some taco right about now....
And the Grande Meal. Sure, it's a good IDEA for a family meal, but honestly, who didn't see it coming that what it really goes down to is like, two guys trying to see who can eat the most before they DIE from their hearts IMPLODING? Can't say I'd really want to go any other way, though.
"Died with a taco in his hand..."
"That's...Beautiful. He truly was king of kings."
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