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Topic: No more FUCKING!
started by: caseman984

Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 19 2001,01:04

I'm turning 17 in two days, I need to get laid. Fucking sex is too damn addictive, I need to get some tension out. Problem with me is I won't just go out and have sex with anyone, I have this whole precursor of a "relationship" and "love." Damn my imbred morals. Do you think I should just forget about trying to be a good guy anymore and become the "player" I could be? I don't know anymore. I still think I need to get laid.

edit: little quote from my journal that describes my point a bit better: "Losing your virginity is not all its cracked up to be, sure it's nice, but sex is quite possibly the most addictive thing on the planet, especially at this age. Sex in a relationship can be constructive or destructive, depending on the situation. I've only had two experiences with it (that is to say, two people), so I don't really have that much of a basis to go on."
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Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

This message has been edited by caseman984 on November 19, 2001 at 09:45 PM

Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 19 2001,01:34

It gets a little easier after 3 years. Not enough, though, so get to work.

Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 19 2001,10:13

You better get busy. Most of the teens your age have 2 kids, married, and then gone through a divorce already!!!

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Posted by StreetRaver on Nov. 19 2001,13:24

NO-MORE-FUCKING? what *smack* oh wait im a virgin, Damn my virgin thoughts! Damn my Virgin ears! Damn my virginity!! damn my virgin tougue...wait thats not a virgin..HEHEHE

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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 19 2001,13:42

You didn't mention your virgin ass ... oh, wait ...

Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 19 2001,19:55

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Originally posted by Nikita:
You didn't mention your virgin ass ... oh, wait ...

Booyah!

/generic sportscaster

Hahaha...

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 19 2001,20:09

hahaha nikita! well now we know streetraver is only a < technical virgin! >

Posted by Tattered on Nov. 19 2001,21:24

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Originally posted on technical virgins
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.

That just had to make its way here.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 20 2001,02:08

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Originally posted by Nikita:
You didn't mention your virgin ass ... oh, wait ...

Syf0n, you know this is not part of our accepted hazing.

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 20 2001,05:48

Are people really this addicted to sex? I mean... it's the reason my girlfriend broke up with me, and my friend seemed convinced it was as monumental as most anything else. If it's really so addictive that it'll turn people in to complete assholes, ...blah.

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 20 2001,08:30

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
I mean... it's the reason my girlfriend broke up with me, and my friend seemed convinced it was as monumental as most anything else. If it's really so addictive that it'll turn people in to complete assholes, ...blah.

your obviously fucking the wrong people. find someone more nymphomanically inclined

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 21 2001,02:40

I was dating a nympho, but she has attahment problems and used her not having sex with me as the exscuse to get out. And I'm a vigin.

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

Posted by miNus on Nov. 21 2001,02:59

My friend's last girlfriend was a bisexual nymphomaniac. Lemme tell ya, he had a shitload of stories (which I would have to say 90\% of them were true, just from knowing him)

Posted by The_Stomper on Nov. 21 2001,03:02

Wait a minute. You were dating a nympho. And you're still a virgin?

I don't get it. Obviously you don't "get it" either. I just had a *very* nice weekend. Let's see ... *counts* I think 7 times in 4 days is pretty good

Posted by solid on Nov. 21 2001,03:38

Penis = Aching

Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 21 2001,10:43

Worried?

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- William Shakespeare.

Posted by The_Stomper on Nov. 27 2001,00:32

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Originally posted by solid:
Penis = Aching

Never underestimate the value of proper lubrication. Especially if you're going to get it on that often.

Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 27 2001,01:35

and use protection... unless she can't have kids.. then do whatever..

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Keep really low expectations, that way everything is a bonus. -- TheTaxMan

Posted by Cyrino on Nov. 28 2001,02:56

solid, that's not that much, last weekend was an easy one for me, me and my g/f only did like 6 times in 2 days.

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