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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital

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Net Syndrome - < www.netsyndrome.net >
Catch The Sickness

something to do with UNIX boxes, right?

or redwoods?

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A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire

#ifndef pimporazition
#define pimp

#include <h0e.h>
#include <skillz.h>
#include <ghett0/talk.h>

#define PIMPAGE_MAJOR 68 /* pimp0rz never go d0wn */
#define PIMPAGE_MINOR 8 /* average pimpor penis size */

/*
* Keep our pimpage on point
*/

#if OTHER_PIMP 44_MAGNUM
typedef int shamoke_dat_ass;
typedef u_int extort_his_ass;
#endif

typedef struct pimp elite;
typedef struct pimp mack_daddy ;

struct pimpage_header {
cooli0_hairdo magic;
no_limit_souljaz tunes_major;
puff_daddy tunes_non_pimpage;
tommy_hilfiger gear; /* sil's choice of pimp wear */
nike_air_max shoes; /* pimpage shoes of choice */
bitch verbage; /* favorite word */
h0 verbage_minor; /* used as a bitch substitute */
sup_dawg friendlyword; /* word of choice to friends */
fewl idiocy; /* putdown to other pimp0rs */
cellphone MicroTac; /* pimps stay in style */
ride Lexus_GS300; /* choice of pimp0rs wrldwide */
40_oz Malt_liQuor; /* prefferably Old English */
trees Cannibus; /* herbal remedie */
STFU shut_the_fuccup; /* pronounced stee foo */
BBHMM funding; /* bitch better have my money */
aiight yes; /* definition of hell yes */
onion bitch's_ass; /* code to talk about rumpage */
rack chix0rs_cleavage; /* wot a rack dawg!@#*& */
gat Smith_Wesson_9mm; /* pimpage negotiation tool */
pigeon chix0r_minor; /* refer to bitch and h0 */
};

typedef void (*police, dykes, nuns)(*const, funds, hoes, gear);

void p0p0 (police*);

#endif /* _PIMPAGE_ */

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Net Syndrome - < www.netsyndrome.net >
Catch The Sickness

/me pours out a 40 oz on the curb for that useless code

Argh I have been programming too much lately =). New idea- write a code obfuscator that renames all your variables into gangsta/l33t spe4k...

*this ain't too far-fetched... In the NVIDIA graphics driver for linux, they hide their internal symbol names by changing them to nvsym_0001, 0002, etc... They could really show some more creativity. (top_secret_002, l33t_gr4phiX_001, ati_engineers_are_weenies_234, etc)

This message has been edited by CaptainEO on November 18, 2001 at 10:02 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by Rhydant:
I don't know what root is.

something to do with UNIX boxes, right?

or redwoods?

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It is god of a unix box. as root you can run the repair machine command.

It gets used so much it got cut down to rm.

Go try it now

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< Robot Conflict >

rm -rf

*Note, on some systems you can find vmlinux under /boot/

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on November 19, 2001 at 01:30 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by askheaves:
Funny. For all the talking about itself your program does, it doesn't ever accomplish anything. Sad, really.

/me pours out a 40 oz on the curb for that useless code

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if you took notice, I didn't write it. That's what the /* */ comments are for.

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Net Syndrome - < www.netsyndrome.net >
Catch The Sickness

I actually thought about embedding the repair machine really fast command into one of my CS proggys for a prof that never checked source code.

heh, heh, heh

PS works w/Linux too

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When everything is examined for what it really is, the only thing that I can truly claim as my own is the mistakes that I have made.

quote:

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Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Or if you want to repair the machine even quicker you can use the "really fast" option:

rm -rf

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wow so like if its broke it fixes it. even if i hit it with a hammer it will magically repair itself....i didnt know linux was THAT powerful!

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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital