Forum: Rants
Topic: morning aches
started by: Nikita
Posted by Nikita on Nov. 08 2001,14:18
I don't know if this happens to anyone else but lately, I often wake up with my stomach aching. It's not a horrendous, sharp, jabbing, oh-my-god-an-alien-is-gonna-pop-outta-there! pain ... dull, but just enough to make me curl into a ball and hit the snooze button a few more times.Any ideas/remedies? 
Posted by just_dave on Nov. 08 2001,15:28
To Much Sex will do that to ya  JOKEI used to do that to... I don't know what happened, it just quit hurting. But I guess its where i usually have a glass a water by my bed.. and its usually there when I wake up so I drinking water soon as I get up.. who knows what may cause it?? /me shrugs
Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 08 2001,15:36
Maybe you eat dinner to close to when you are going to bed. I know if I eat a big meal late, then goto bed too soon I wake up with a nasty feeling in my stomach...------------------
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Posted by Vainness on Nov. 08 2001,18:15
Hmm.. i don't like to talk about this stuff but im going to anyways. Probably could be one of several things.Constipation, the most common reasons for abdominal pain uh, ::cringes:: uh. well.. uh..i suppose if its like HARD or something thats not good, and even if it is.. don't tell me how u know this. Along the same lines, diarrhea and its link to gastroenteritis hope thats spelled right. Funky foods you might have eaten either too spicy to greasy. Hmm last two i can think of are you might have an infection elsewhere i.e a sore throat, ear infection, a cough can all cause tummy troubles and last is basically what Wolfie said STRESS(possibly that lab partner?)Hmm possible remedies... don't eat right before bedtime, get your sleep, and im not sure how to take care of the lab guy accidently spill some NaOH on one of his vital body parts. Im not really sure, though, could be lots of things.------------------
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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 09 2001,03:44
I wish I had the too much sex problem ... snoo snoo!I eat dinner between 5-7pm. I rarely snack ... though I often have one of those small cuppa hot soup after 10pm ... It feels like it's something inside ... though it could very well be due to some crazy swivel steps I was working on ... but it hurt before that. Probably stress and my body not wanting to face that idjit in the morning ...
Posted by ic0n0 on Nov. 09 2001,05:31
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Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 09 2001,05:40
Muscle ache or something inside?Try taking 2 tums before you hit the snooze bar the first time. If that works reduce the stress in your life by killing all the idiots around you. ------------------
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Posted by The_Stomper on Nov. 09 2001,17:06
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
I wish I had the too much sex problem ...
Problem? You call that a problem? I'll be more than happy to add that <sarcasm> terrible burden to your life </sarcasm> if you so desire ... give me an address and a time and I'll have you  in five minutes 
Posted by solid on Nov. 09 2001,17:37
No, no, no. See- that never works. Be practical to yourself. If she wants sex, ask HER to come over.Sure, it's selfish- but I for one cannot afford a plane ticket to somewhere I don't really know about. ---
Aka nothing helpful on the stomach prob, sorry
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