Topic: I am going to HURT the labmate
started by: Nikita
I get to the lab, it's locked. It's HIS day to unlock the lab and let the animal shipment in. The fucknugget knows it. The animal shipment ppl are getting pissed at us. We don't want to get on their bad side.
I try to start experiments, but uh oh, there's no NaCl. Grumbling, I look on the whiteboard to see who is supposed to watch the supply. Guess whose responsibility is it to make NaCl? HIS! Ok so I'm getting pissed.
I got to make NaCl. But guess what? There's no distilled water! I specifically told the idiot to go get water the day before b/c he wasn't doing an experiment and was sitting on his ass playing chess.
Majorly pissed and uttering every curse word in every language I know, I go down to the basement to haul up 4 liters of water to the 3rd floor (thank god for elevators) to make the solution. Which takes a good 15 minutes to dissolve completely. After which I can make my solution, which takes another 15 minutes to tweak the pH. I'm not letting him have any. Figure he'd be smarter and more responsible since he has an MD.
Christ, he's here. Grrrr ...
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
don't talk. HIT HIM!!! Where it hurts most...
in the wallet. Jack that mofo while he aint lookin.
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Note to self: Stop writing your sig while you're drunk.
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Veistran
- Sarcasm is just one more of the free services that we offer.
It sucks, but when someone's got eight years of education and one hella difficult-to-obtain title, they sometimes get the impression that they walk on water.
I can't relate ... I have students, I boss them around, and I make them do the shit I don't want to, because my boss is making me do the shit he doesn't want to.
Shit work seems to flow downhill around here, and clogs up at the students.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus
Oh well, I sat him down and just about raised my voice at him. (I have seniority over him in the lab thank goodness). And he scurried to fill up the water reservoir. Yay! 
[/B][/QUOTE]*whistles* go girl!
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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus
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Originally posted by incubus:
The solution: A single drop of conc. HCl on the back of his neck while he's bent over the desk doing something precise.
The neck? Oh no. There are much worse places to put a drop of hydrochloric acid.
Ever dropped a pencil down someone's pants ..... ?
where im from (read: America) thats called assault.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
uhm.... wouldnt hydrocloric acid SEVERLY burn him?where im from (read: America) thats called assault.
If it was strong enough it would burn through his spinal cord.
We call that cleaning the gene pool.
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It needs a sanitizer. Badly.
Wolf?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
edit : screw HCl. Use HF - it anaesthetizes the skin while it burns
This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on November 12, 2001 at 04:00 PM
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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
The gene pool doesn't need a life guard...It needs a sanitizer. Badly.
Wolf?
Im up for the job.
Anyone know how to move big rocks around in space?
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And I meant NaCl+distilled water solution ... oops
Hey, do you need a vice-sanitizer?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
::BOOM::
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Originally posted by kuru:
First, you need a really big spaceship...Hey, do you need a vice-sanitizer?
Depends...can you build or pilot a really big spaceship?
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Depends...can you build or pilot a really big spaceship?
If he can pilot yo mamma, I'm sure he can pilot a really big spaceship, which, incidentally, is not much smaller than her...
--amy
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"I can see the fnords!!"
I'll fly for you, as long as I get access to one of those really cool ray gun things.
I'll even work on building the spaceship... you'll need a cute little engineer with a mind for destruction on board with the design.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
quote:
Amygdala said:
If he can pilot yo mamma, I'm sure he can pilot a really big spaceship, which, incidentally, is not much smaller than her...--amy
I think you need one of these....
LART!
In the future, avoid making any sort of bitchy reference to me and Wolf's momma. On second thought, just avoid me.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by kuru:
In the future, avoid making any sort of bitchy reference to me and Wolf's momma. On second thought, just avoid me.
yeah, you can talk about my momma all you want. If you run low on good stuff ill jump in and help out.
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quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
you'll need a cute little engineer with a mind for destruction on board with the design.
Check.
winter time
icy roads
rental car
oops
draw your own conclusions.
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Or just put something yukky in regular gatorade like aloe juice to make it bitter. when it gets drunk, wander round asking who used your bottle of draino.
Stomach pumps are even funny to watch. Offer to take him to ER just so you can take photos.
This message has been edited by WillyPete on November 20, 2001 at 03:45 PM