Topic: aaaaah @#(*$!
started by: Nikita
Shit, seems like today is national, no, local pick on Nikita day. Every possible deadline converges, everything that can possibly go wrong goes to hell in a dainty handbasket, every possible asshole within a 1 mile radius orients their festering, dingleberry-laden starfish in my general direction. Well a jolly afternoon to you too! ARGH!
I need a hug. Hell forget hugs, at the rate things are going, I'm going to need some serious sweet lovin'! 
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Murphy? Oh, I'm familiar with that bastard.
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Originally posted by Vigilante:
No, girl; what you need is a .357 magnum.
Nope.
Cut and chopped M136 and a male slave to carry the ammo.
Why use a six shooter and get 6 morons when you can use a mini-gun and get them all...
When she is done with the mini-gun she still has the male slave to handle her other request and everyone is happy.
You people need to learn to look at the big picture.
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >
Thus, I go in for the style points. Six shooter, dirty harry style. It would surely make her day.
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Originally posted by Nikita:
I'm going to need some serious sweet lovin'!
/me raises hand
/me raises hand
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Net Syndrome - < www.netsyndrome.net >
Catch The Sickness
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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]
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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!
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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital
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Net Syndrome - < www.netsyndrome.net >
Catch The Sickness
Then again he does have that look on his face LOL
Yeah, I'll dish out the ladies some sweet lovin' ... form an orderly queue 
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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus
..we could share..
so i win.
wheres my sw33t lovin's?
Seriously though, where's my sweet lovin'?
18 years?
try 36 (christ, im old) years of shit.
Want the entire life story? It may make you have to take zoloft for a while. Infact, you should start taking it 2 weeks before listening to my life story.
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >
And even if you were ancient and decrepit, we'd love you anyway.
The rest of you guys are bein your usual horndog selves eh?
Well get over here n give queen bitch kuru a big fat kiss.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by kuru:
Well get over here n give queen bitch kuru a big fat kiss.
Rofl! Yeah, guys. Git!
In fact, you seeem to have joined the forum right around the same time that I stopped visiting regularly.
So hold the laughter, because most of the old guys here know what that joke was about.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Wolf, bah, zoloft is for sissies. Then again...
Just suggesting it if any 'sissies' decide to listen to his autobigraphy.
Of course, six guinnesses and a joint would produce much the same serene acceptance and probably be less expensive.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by incubus:
lol ... that's Tantra, it's different.Then again he does have that look on his face LOL
Yeah, I'll dish out the ladies some sweet lovin' ... form an orderly queue
see, then obviously a continous orgasm must still feel good.