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Topic: Bible Songs 4 Kids
started by: Nikita

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 25 2001,03:58

AUGH! Please, pop my eardrums! I'll do it myself if you won't! Stir fry my auditory nerves! Overpressurize my eustachian tubes! Anything to not hear those hellspawn in cherub's skin! Brainwashed kids singing christian songs augh no no no no gouge out my eyes too please put me out of my misery!

Man, I wasn't expecting that kind of commercial ... brings back bad memories ... what 2nd grader you know of puts down "the Bible" as their favorite book? Welcome to Morrison Academy. Sure kid, lemme see you read Numbers. Feeling kinky how about good ol Song of Solomon? Oh, in a good mood, aren't you? Well read Job and SUCK IT!

I'm glad I made it out with my brain intact.

Posted by solid on Oct. 25 2001,04:28

Just be glad you weren't reading senseless articles on a christian extremist website.

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 25 2001,12:08

And I thought that the barcodes were just Ethiopian family portraits ....

*hide*

A long while back, a friend and I were contemplating getting a small barcode tattoo at the base of our necks ... but decided against it ... would have been cool though, and I probably would have gotten kicked outta church ... woulda spared me the excuses to skip

If you got a tattoo like that, what would you like to be scanned as?

This message has been edited by Nikita on October 26, 2001 at 08:13 AM

Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 25 2001,13:57

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Originally posted by Nikita:
And I thought that the barcodes were just Ethiopian family portraits ....
*hide*
If you got a tattoo like that, what would you like to be scanned as?

The john holmes super dong.

Most people know im a dick anyway just removing all doubt.

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 25 2001,16:34

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There is nothing sinister about this nor does it have anything to do with the Bible's "mark of the beast" (The New Testament, The Revelation, Chapter 13, paragraph 18). It is simply a coincidence like the fact that my first, middle, and last name all have 6 letters. There is no connection with an international money code either.

hmmmmm....

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Oct. 25 2001,17:46

I'm glad you mentioned Christ! If you're like me, you worry about the ways modern technology is turning us away from God.

Did you know that the Bible warns us about this? I'd like to share with you some < important information > that could save your soul!

Posted by Vainness on Oct. 25 2001,18:13

NOOOOOOOOOO... my mom used to make me read recite Psalms as a kid before i could go out and play. When i got to be a teenager i was told to repent my sins by asking God to forgive me in my closet. And when i got older my mom refused to listen to anything i had to say unless i could prove my points using scripture. This thread just brought back bad memories.. ::Sobs::

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Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 25 2001,20:25

HAHAHA some people are so fucking ignorant. I can find 666 in almost any number I want to at any time. In fact, it occurs in pi, I think several times. Thus every circle contains the mark of the beast hidden in it in some sly fashion!! everyone who has an eyeball has a circular organ (or two) below their forhead, thus has the mark of the beast! haha. I have no less than 27 files on my harddrive that are 666 bytes (I have a large directory of text files and htm files.) My computer is infected with the mark of the beast! I bet you you can count 666 characters on the Windows test print page on some computers. .999 fine silver has an upside-down 666 hidden in it!!!!

Some guy 1930 years ago wrote down a "revelation" he had from "god" and everyone has been trying to make it fit their theories about how the world is going to end and what the signs are, and so far everyone is wrong. If they read in a different book in the new testament, they will see this "No man knows the hour." That pretty much seals the matter as far as that goes. Nobody knows if and when the world is going to end, and its stupid to look for all kinds of signs in everything, rather live your life as you know in your heart is right. All this worrying about 666 and satan is pointless unless you like getting ulcers. /rant.

I believe in God but I hate religion/religiosity and what it has done to people throughout history: it has been the cause of many wars, pitting people against each other over the dumbest things, it has burdened people with loads of guilt and condemnation, had them live out of fear of religious leaders/God/Hell rather than out of love for their fellow humans. And every one is convinced that theirs is the only true one, and they force it on their kids and all. I hate that. I'm sure thats not what God ever intended people to do. Or maybe he did, so that we would realize how screwed up it is and stop. I don't know and I don't care, but its wrong.

The "bible" is not the begin all end all of anything, and is at times interesting and boring, but like any other collection of writings, based on how Human beings perceived their world.

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Posted by veilside on Oct. 25 2001,21:30

the last 3 digits of my zip code are 666. i guess i'm used to it, but some people give me the raised eyebrow when i tell them that.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 26 2001,10:54

code:
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This message has been edited by miNus on October 27, 2001 at 05:56 AM

Posted by veilside on Oct. 27 2001,18:17

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Originally posted by mqa:
hellraiser: if by some chance you know the chapter and verse of that quote, would you please relay it to me so i can shut down any of those "end world prophecy" fools should they attempt to interfere with my heathenism.

it's in Matthew 24:35-37.

Posted by TallAssAzn on Oct. 28 2001,01:56

Koombaya, my Lord, koom-- wait, wrong place. Sorry.

What's really annoying is how people try to find God in everything they see... Like this one girl in a volunteer group I was in over the summer... Near the end of the trip, she goes, "You know, I was trying to find how God fit in to everything out here [Mt. Rainier], but I couldn't do it." I was like, "I wonder why..."

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Posted by afropik on Oct. 28 2001,02:04

I dunno what's worse, having kids sing bible songs, or those new cds where groups of kids sing pop songs, ie. britney spears, etc. It's kinda funny, due to the underlying sexual bullshit, and the fact that the songs are horrible. Oh well.

Posted by mqa on Oct. 28 2001,04:26

my apartment buildings adress is 666.

hellraiser: if by some chance you know the chapter and verse of that quote, would you please relay it to me so i can shut down any of those "end world prophecy" fools should they attempt to interfere with my heathenism.

Posted by kai on Oct. 28 2001,16:44

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Originally posted by afropik:
kids sing pop songs,

kids singing in general is one of the worst things ever

Posted by solid on Oct. 28 2001,22:34

Hmm... what about those choirs? The ones that don't sound bad. That's like... the best it can get.

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 29 2001,05:24

Kids singing??? Worst of all... those Christmas cds, with kids singing at the top of their lungs in a sound range that sounds about like rats... My aunt wants to listen to those for Christmas. Last year I said "no way, I won't listen to them because they hurt my ears!" and put on Bach's Christmas oratory. I caused a medium family war, but I think it was worth it...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 29 2001,09:37

at the end of the day humans are too stupid and ignorant and self centred to deserve the right to have religion. they abuse it too much.

pop quiz keanu. can anyone whos a real bible nut explain to me why azraiel got sent to hell along with satan when satan rose up against god. i mean he was just a pacifist poet of sorts and because he didnt want to help god fight satan on those grounds he got his ass smited by the big guy. and also i still havent been able to figure out the whole job thing. (basicaly god lets satan kill jobs family,livelyhood,ability to walk,to do anything to prove jobs faith and after all that job kinda gets pissed at god for letting satan do this and goes curse you god and then god smites HIS ass too.) its not that i dont beleive in god its just i'm wondering what kind of god we've got?!

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Posted by Jimi on Oct. 30 2001,16:59

I think the king of all comedians Bill Hicks made quite a valid point when he discussed the fact that we have scientific proof the dinosaurs existed, and that they would have been around roughly the same time that the Jesus and his croneys were about. Strange how the bible doesn't mention dinosaurs isn't it..? I mean honestly would you seriously say, and I kinda quote "Jesus walked across the water", or would it be more along the lines of, "Jesus walked across the water whilst battling of crazed water monsters"... I don't know I just figure if the bible is 100\% true/real they would of encountered dinosaurs at least once and mentioned it in the bible.

Just a thought.

edit: Had to since I missed the original point of Nikita's thread completely

Yeah so church music and xmas music... This year I shall be rebeling, sort of, I have the loudest stereo in the house and quite possibly the street and I shall be playing non-stop rock throughout the xmas season... Rah

This message has been edited by Jimi on October 31, 2001 at 12:04 PM

Posted by veistran on Oct. 30 2001,19:57

uhh, wasn't jesus supposed to be alive only a few thousand years ago and "dinosaurs" alive a few million?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 01 2001,12:33

as we say in astrophysics its only a few orders of magnitude its negligable. jimi u are a twat beyond all twats.

hmm you're taking you're "information" from a comedian...yeah he was really trying to prove a point wasnt he?!

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