Topic: Hit by a f***ing car!
started by: Beldurin
It's a college campus at 11:00 a.m. There might be some pedestrians...SLOW DOWN!!
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...
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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.
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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!
My friend was at the fire station when they saw a car break down in the middle of the road right in front of the station. So the firefighters turned the intersection lights red in all directions and pulled the fire engine out into the road with their lights flashing to help this person move their car off to the side so they wouldn't get hit. I should also mention that my friend was wearing his fire coat and helmet, with lots of reflective markings - kind of hard to miss.
While my friend was helping to move the car out of the road, some idiot blew through the red light at 55 mph (this is in a 35 zone). Sent my friend flying about 15 feet, and missed 2 other firefighters by inches. He broke his leg and had some internal injuries. He probably would have been killed if not for the helmet and thick firefighting coat to lessen the impact.
When asked by the police, the driver said he didn't stop at the red light because he "didn't feel like it," and he never hit the brakes because he "didn't think they worked" even though he knew he was going to hit people. This was his 14th at fault accident and he was driving on a suspended licence. What a dumbass. Even worse, in court, he tried to claim it wasn't his fault because my friend wasn't in a crosswalk - but last time I checked, the FIRE DEPARTMENT is allowed to walk out in the road when they need to...
You would think people would understand that a red traffic light AND the red flashing lights on the fire engine AND the high visibility safety gear on the firefighters in the street would be a hint to stop/slow down, but I guess not.
1 round, base of the skull.
Total cost. $.28
Ill pull the trigger for free.
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i prefer to work my way up through all 230 odd bones before i get round to breaking their neck its much more satisfying watcing their body slowly lose all ability to move whilst they scream in agony.
yeah...that works...
But there are WAY to many fucknuggets and so little time.
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
yeah...that works...But there are WAY to many fucknuggets and so little time.
and thats why they invented the M41A Colt. lots of bullets, lots of dead people. real fast like.
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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
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Man people are always trying to race me in their Hondas or minivans. Im like WTF??? Some idiot in a rice mobile tried to race me one night and the only thing his car did was make noise...Then you have these midlife crisis at 26 idiots with minivans(they were forced to buy after having sex for the first time, getting their gf preggy, then shotgun married) with their kids in the thing trying to merge across 3 lanes 10 feet in front of a red stoplight. Im like man, if i was a cop they would have a 1000 dollar ticket. Id also pull idiots over who have one burnt out headlight or brakelight. They would get a 600 dollar ticket everytime I see them until they replace the shit. Dont even get me started on dumbasses who drive in pitch black night with no headlights on just foglights. Fucking ghetto fuckers....
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Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Yup thats northern Va for you. Everyones got their American flags all over their cars but they still speed and cut people off.Man people are always trying to race me in their Hondas or minivans. Im like WTF??? Some idiot in a rice mobile tried to race me one night and the only thing his car did was make noise...Then you have these midlife crisis at 26 idiots with minivans(they were forced to buy after having sex for the first time, getting their gf preggy, then shotgun married) with their kids in the thing trying to merge across 3 lanes 10 feet in front of a red stoplight. Im like man, if i was a cop they would have a 1000 dollar ticket. Id also pull idiots over who have one burnt out headlight or brakelight. They would get a 600 dollar ticket everytime I see them until they replace the shit. Dont even get me started on dumbasses who drive in pitch black night with no headlights on just foglights. Fucking ghetto fuckers....
I feel the same goddamn way... fucking bimbo boxes, I have to drive on this narrow road in a residential area where people insist on parking on both sides of the street, and the fucking dicks driving their SUVs and bimbo-boxes have no fucking clue, they think it's perfectly okay to come into the other lane of traffic whenever they want to get around a parked car... I had this one idiot almost hit me head on because they weren't looking.
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- Sarcasm is just one more of the free services that we offer.
p.s. USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL ASSHOLES!!
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