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Topic: Can't subscribe to Playboy
started by: askheaves

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 06 2001,18:44

OK, here's a rant. My Playboy subscription ran out, and I want to start a new subscription. I go to their website, and I click "Subscribe to Playboy!", and I get sent to either a Customer Service Error page, or I get a Java error dump on the screen. I've been trying for a day now, and all I want to do is patronize their service! Dumbasses.

Posted by Observer on Oct. 06 2001,20:40

Ever hear of picking up the phone?

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 06 2001,22:57

Playboy sucks, man. Consider it a blessing.

(besides, who needs Playboy when you've got < Plumpers >?)

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on October 07, 2001 at 05:58 PM

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 07 2001,01:28

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Ever hear of picking up the phone?

ph-one? never heard of it.

I finally found it. Seems that a bunch of their links are broken, but < http://www.playboy.com/subscription > seems to work

I read the articles.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 07 2001,14:42

phone: the thing that u unplug your modem from to make calls

besides all playboy is is boring articles with softcore fake titted women.

i want teenage double anal fisting!

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by aletros on Oct. 07 2001,16:32

Modem? Dial-ups are SOOOO 1990's. Jeesh. Get with the times.

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 08 2001,00:45

After a day of reflection, I assume you're talking about that thing I carry around all day in my pocket. I assure you, I have no modem plugged into that thing.

Seeing as how I no longer believe in land lines, my cable will have to do.

And, maybe you're crazy crumpet and tea version is boring articles, but what do you expect from Engerland? I like the articles here. They affirm me.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 08 2001,09:55

hmm lets see its legal to import hardcore pr0n anywayz so u can cram that up ur ass (like some of the gurls that i've seen do

)
if you want articles read FHM or something FFS!

plus i aint no rich boy you fuck nut i a student i cant afford cable or adsl.

i just abuse my T3 UNI CONNECTION SO SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 08 2001,22:57

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:

i just abuse my T3 UNI CONNECTION SO SUCK IT DOWN BITCH!

Whore.

yeah, why would anyone want to subscribe to that crappy magazine anyways? them women arent even good looking.

boob shots of the same girl get old after 2.

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 09 2001,03:25

I honestly don't use Playboy for pr0n... unless the internet is down... and cable. Since I have more diabolical means of pr0n (plus, unmentionables

), it doesn't come to my door as an oasis of nudity. Like I've said in the past, I've used Playboy quotes in high school debates before. It's a nice right-wing magazine that caters to my fancies outside of nekkid chickes.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 09 2001,03:58

the last playboy i bought was, I beleieve April of '96 ? whichever april it was that had the woman that owned/worked for some huge computer company that made video games.. *shrug* other than that, playboy is useless. and i don't need computers, television, or magazines.. i've got lesbians, and other really freaky people that live just down the hall..

ah, the wonderful world of dorm life.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 09 2001,12:37

Ok I get 2 mags every month when I didnt sign up for any. I also get hotrod and wired now. Both of which I didnt pay for.

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L33T_h4x0r_d00d you are the king of obscure references - miNus

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 10 2001,00:13

Dude! I signed up on the 7th, and the first issue just arrived today. They said to expect my first issue in 4-6 weeks. That rules.

Posted by Jynx on Oct. 10 2001,05:19

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
I read the articles.

What??

Playboy has articles??

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 10 2001,10:06

i dont read pr0nography... i just look at the pictures

bom-bom-chhhh

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 12 2001,02:55

you dont pay for magazines either? cool.
a few years ago, i got NextGeneration (gaming mag) for 16 months for free. strange.

and now, im currently getting a PSM mag every month. i dont even know how they got my adress.

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 12 2001,06:17

quote:
Originally posted by Jynx:

Playboy has articles??

What's funny is they're more interesting than the pics.

I mean, does anyone really want to see what Chyna's beast back looks like? Does anyone really care about Anna Nicole Smith's dumpy ass?

I'd opt to say no, sir.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on October 13, 2001 at 01:23 AM

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 12 2001,06:25

China has total man-ass. It makes me want to change the page quickly to the articles. Although, it was a nice little bush. The wonder of the airbrush.

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 13 2001,00:46

heaves - do you have one of those shirts that says "i read the articles"? heh heh. i saw some guy wearing one today.

Posted by justcozz on Oct. 16 2001,03:33

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
the last playboy i bought...

You... pa pa pay... for porn? wow...