Topic: Inhumane society
started by: Dave-o-lantern
Posted by Dave-o-lantern on Oct. 05 2001,04:25
Just yesterday i put my 40 cents into a coke machine not realizing that my charitable funds are now increasing the prosperity of the "communist coke machines." the underground society of communists. you know damn well what im talking about, those times where you have inserted your currency that states, "In God We Trust" and the machine spits your money back out in disgrace to our country, but sure..you think, "maybe it didnt take it right" so you place the money back into the machine and it this time robs you of your money and freedom. i give those damn commies credit though, they realized that america IS the fattest nation in the world and decided to control our daily dietary system of dr.peppers. but the fact of the matter is that there is no underground communist movement, or even a communist coke machine, the fact of the matter is that i walked away 40 cents poorer without a dr.pepper in my hand.
Posted by aletros on Oct. 05 2001,06:55
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Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
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How exactly is a thump of falling or bludgeoning (sp. long day at work) going to be typed in? Some new fancy speech/sound to text? Then who'd say "enter"...hrm. it's a conspiracy i tell you.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 05 2001,06:57
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Originally posted by aletros:
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How exactly is a thump of falling or bludgeoning (sp. long day at work) going to be typed in? Some new fancy speech/sound to text? Then who'd say "enter"...hrm. it's a conspiracy i tell you.
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Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 05 2001,17:04
Actually, Coca-Cola can't be communist, because, you see, Coca-Cola and CIA are in cahoots.Can't say anymore... Someone's at the door.
Who's there?
Oh, it's the delivery man.
Hi!
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This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 06, 2001 at 12:05 AM
Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 05 2001,20:33
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Originally posted by Dave-o-lantern:
you know damn well what im talking about
to tell the truth, i DONT know what in the fuck youre talking about.
and since when does a Dr. Pepper cost 40 cents?!
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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 05 2001,21:32
lol/me wonders why shifter bitches at me and no one else
Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 06 2001,19:38
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
lol/me wonders why shifter bitches at me and no one else
He is a fucknugget?
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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 06 2001,20:04
oh yeah... 
Posted by Dave-o-lantern on Oct. 24 2001,23:05
Where dr.pepper costs 40 cents is in San Antonio where the immmigrants and old people roam free...san antonio is gay never come here...
Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 25 2001,17:03
Unless you already live here...edit - BTW, don't diss San Antonio... My family moved to Omaha this summer and it sucks. Be glad you live in SA.
This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 26, 2001 at 12:04 AM