1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole

2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

3) The life of a monk is underapretiated

4) WOMEN ARE THE ROOT OF THE EVILS OF THE WORLD

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

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Don't move to Tucson. Women under the age of 23 are all pushing strollers with an asshole hanging off their arm and a ring on their finger. They don't know what they want, but the certainly got it. They may be evil, but they're certainly not bright.

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole

2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

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1) Just turn into an asshole and the government will assign you a hot woman to hang off your arm.

2) They may not know what they want but they sure are fun in bed. And as long as you know what you want (your cock in thier mouth) it worth it for a short time.

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Read "their message"

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Originally posted by askheaves:
Don't move to Tucson. Women under the age of 23 are all pushing strollers with an asshole hanging off their arm and a ring on their finger. They don't know what they want, but the certainly got it. They may be evil, but they're certainly not bright.

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LOL I thought it was like that only in Virginia. ALthough here most of them are ghetto babies and the daddys in jail. THey have to live with grandma and grandpa for another 18 years until they decide to get their shit together.

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
This is what pisses me off. Since I have split up with my wife, I have kept up a pretty active dating life. The problem is that every FUCKING girl I go on a date with just wants to be my friend. We still hang out and laugh and all that, and hugs goodby (kisses on cheak), but when it comes to real dating or sex.... They just "don't want to jeperdise the friendship." FUCK EVERYONE OF THEM... What am I, gay? Am I just that gay homo that you hang out with because you feel safe around them. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU LADIES, I THINK ABOUT SCREWING YOU BRAINS OUT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!! So what is it, if I don't try to fuck on the first date, than it's just friendship... THIS IS WHY I HATE WOMEN.... EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! I'm getting really tired of this shit. I have come to a conclusion.

1) Nice hot women are either gay, married, or hanging off the arm of an asshole

2) Women under that age of 23 are _NOT_ worth it because they don't know what they want

3) The life of a monk is underapretiated

4) WOMEN ARE THE ROOT OF THE EVILS OF THE WORLD

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You just have to tell them very very very very early that you are looking for something serious and dont want to end up being a GGF(gay guy friend). If they want to start something intimate they will hopefully show the signs and let you know. If they dont at least you can move on without spending a few months salary.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
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No, that's unreasonable.
Just sayin shit.

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Originally posted by Rhydant:
just remember, whitey, men may control the free world, but women control the boobs
i think ive said enough

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At least source a on topic quote like that

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

i'm looking forward to meet u at recon2k l33t_hax0r_d00d. i dunno why tho.

That said, let me offer this (possibly unwanted) advice: slow down!

Anyone who has read Mercedes Lackey books should know this phrase: "Ground and Center". It means, in a nutshell, to calm yourself, put everything away, and prepare for the future. What it sounds like to me is that you're (relatively) fresh out of one relationship, and seeking to hurtle yourself right into another. It is very possible that you are sending "I'm desparate" vibes to every girl you meet, and they're shying away.

Here is what I suggest: take some time, and get a hobby. Stop it with the relationship/sex thing--if you're so hard up for sex, find a hooker. Otherwise, you've always got the Party of Five, and they, at least, will cooperate. Either way, stop relying on women, and rediscover your independance. Listen to LoveLine. Like I said--Ground and Center.

Once you feel comfortable and confidant with yourself, then maybe you'll be ready for another relationship. That way, you'll lose that "desparate" vibe I was talkin' about.

Just remember--from what I have seen, the best relationships are never forced--they Just Happen. Just Let It Happen, and enjoy life in between. Good luck.

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I used to be a kleptomaniac, but then I took something for it.

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Originally posted by jiggyfresh:
whats with all the gay refrencing, maybe you actually are gay thats why you cant get close to them

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Hehe what I meany by gay guy friend was this. They dont want to date you but they feel the need to tell you about everything they happen to do with another guy. Like you are one of their chic friends and want to hear about some guys dick and shit.
Women taste too sweet for me to be gay, plus I only eat pussy especially when they shave down.

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Originally posted by Jynx:
whtdrgn, lemme first say this--I feel for ya, man. I'm married, and I can only imagine what ripping my relationship apart would do.

That said, let me offer this (possibly unwanted) advice: slow down!

Anyone who has read Mercedes Lackey books should know this phrase: "Ground and Center". It means, in a nutshell, to calm yourself, put everything away, and prepare for the future. What it sounds like to me is that you're (relatively) fresh out of one relationship, and seeking to hurtle yourself right into another. It is very possible that you are sending "I'm desparate" vibes to every girl you meet, and they're shying away.

Here is what I suggest: take some time, and get a hobby. Stop it with the relationship/sex thing--if you're so hard up for sex, find a hooker. Otherwise, you've always got the Party of Five, and they, at least, will cooperate. Either way, stop relying on women, and rediscover your independance. Listen to LoveLine. Like I said--Ground and Center.

Once you feel comfortable and confidant with yourself, then maybe you'll be ready for another relationship. That way, you'll lose that "desparate" vibe I was talkin' about.

Just remember--from what I have seen, the best relationships are never forced--they Just Happen. Just Let It Happen, and enjoy life in between. Good luck.

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Thanks for the advice. It's not like I really want a relationship, but I am sick and tired of hearing of how awsome of a guy I am, but they just couldn't date me. I may be desparate for sex, but not enough to find a hooker. I could never have sex with anyone unless they had feeling for me (not my wallet). I'm just baffeled man. A month before we split up she was totally in love with me (one last hura), now she hates my fucking gutts, and apparently she always did. I get along better with women than I do men (sorry guys but we are bassically assholes). Perhaps I should just go out drinking with the guys and give a big "FUCK YOU" to all the women?

I have things with work that keep me busy, and there is my ongoing strugle with the DetNet adventure game.
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It just helps to have someone to hold sometimes, you know?
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If I could trust a woman, I might be a little better off. I assume that your marriage finds you well, I am happy for this. I don't want anyone to feel what I feel.

Thanks for the advice... all of you

Now if I can only get chrissy to mary me?

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