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Topic: police limits
started by: EvilGenius

Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 28 2001,02:42

ok, i just returned home from visiting a high school football game here in my town... after the game, i was escorting a cheerleader in my car back to her bus (they're from my real home town)... well anyway, the "home" team's band was marching back into their band room in this huge line.. well, I was iun a hurry, and i speed through when i saw a break in this large line notably close to some band members.. as i parked my car (right in front of their band room door) where the buses for this cheerleader was this older guy (late 30s, early 40s) comes up to me, and asks if i was the car that just sped through his band line yadda-yadda... here's the conversation:

man, "is this your car, son?!"

"yes."

man, "did you not realize that there was a band marching through over there?!!"

"yes."

man, "you just drove over thirty miles per hour in this parking lot, recklessly! you ought to go to jail!"

at this time, another gentlemn aproaches at the request of this big, chubby redneck...

man, "do you know who this is, son?!"

"no, and I don't care."

man, "he's a state trooper."

trooper, "may i see your license, son?"
(note this "son" thing.)

"may i see your badge?"

trooper shows me his badge on his belt, since he wasn't in uniform.

"sure." i shrugged and gave him my license. as i read it allowed to him as he read it..

trooper, "why are you here tonight?"
"escorting someone back to this bus."
trooper, "who?"
"not really any of your business."

trooper, "where you from?" reading my license of course.

man steps in and points out my college sticker on my car.

trooper, "you live on campus here?"

"yes, sir is there a reason why you ask?"

at this time, the redneck starts yelling at me again, shaking his finger/fist in my face...

"sir, please don't assault me infront of the nice officer." i smiled at the redneck.

the trooper looks upo at the redneck and shakes his head, handing me back my license.

"officer? is there anything else you need?" I'm laying it on thick now.

trooper stares at me with a stern look of, i don't know, dislike...

"apparently i've caused this gentlmen some form of grief by being here, perhaps it's because i'm educated, and not wearing a stupid red shirt and overalls."

the redneck guy is just dumbfounded that i had said this, his eyes wider than the football field.

"perhaps i'll just leave now officer, there's obviously nothing intelligent here for me to attend to."

trooper, "i think that's a good idea hoss. you leave right now."

I shruged, "sure, see ya around.."

the redneck guy was making seriously loud and rude remarks to me while his other redneck chicks and such were agreing with him.. I laughed loudly and waved.. since the cop didn't see me drive (48mph i think it actually was) through this parking lot, and through this band line almost clipping a copuple of them, there was nothing to be done.. my rant is this:

i fucking hate people getting in my face over stupid shit. the tropoper had no right to look at my license, which i'm unclear on, if anyone from FL knows about that shit let me know... I was such an asshole to this redneck though, knowing i was at fault the whole damned time, and coiuld have gone to jail if the trooper had actually seen me do this.. i hate traffic cops. i hate stupid rednecks who can't speak proper english (even though i typed it as proper english here.)

sorry to take so long, thanks for reading

give me your responses, smart move ot be an ass? or bad?

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Posted by afropik on Sep. 28 2001,03:14

Stupid.

There's too many ways a cop can fuck you.

Making them angry is just asking for them to own your virgin ass.

Posted by spOon on Sep. 28 2001,12:48

My 2cents:

Make the fat redneck guy mad. What harm can he do? Sit on you? But, stay smoothly polite to the Trooper dude. I always compliment them on shoes, shirt etc. For peace treaty kinda thing. Other than that I think you handled it well.

Posted by just_dave on Sep. 28 2001,13:04

quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
Stupid.
There's too many ways a cop can fuck you.
Making them angry is just asking for them to own your virgin ass.

Remember they get paid to do that kinda thing?!?!

Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,13:41

I'm from Florida.. :

oints to location:: it was a good move and a bad move at the same time. the guy shouldn't have gotten into your face so he deserved what you said to him. But if the guy were a real ass he could've put you into jail and you might have gotten a suspended license. But since you were lucky in this situation I say.. FUCK OFF REDNECK!!!

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Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 28 2001,15:25

quote:
Originally posted by spOon:

Make the fat redneck guy mad. What harm can he do? Sit on you? But, stay smoothly polite to the Trooper dude. I always compliment them on shoes, shirt etc. For peace treaty kinda thing. Other than that I think you handled it well.

oh, dude... the cop got nothin but smiles from me the whole time.. and holy shit was the redneck pissed... i was actually really proud of myself, because the redneck was mad that i broke through their band's parade line.. it's like really dissing them or something... i didn't edit it in because i was typing fast, but when the redneck asked if i knew i'd broken through his band line i answered, "yes, i don't give a shit" or something to that nature.. *shrug*

Edit: also, m413k, largo sucks dude.

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This message has been edited by EvilGenius on September 29, 2001 at 10:27 AM

Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,22:42

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:

Edit: also, m413k, largo sucks dude.

Oh you get not arguement from me... I hate Largo... stupid boring city... ::kicks largo in the face.. which happens to be the ground so he ends up hurting his foot:: damn cement...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 03 2001,08:54

haha what i would have given for you to have a zombie bastard elctro ray as you drove past them doing a handbrake turn over the band

10,000 points CUNNING STUNT!

ok i have a sick twisted mind

who cares whether you should have done it or not the important thing is that you got away with it!

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Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 03 2001,10:20

Generally when I find myself in Florida I do not travel more than 10 miles outside known cities, or I stay on well-traveled routes. For being a highly populated state a large part of it sucks, full of hicks and rednecks, I hate that.

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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on October 04, 2001 at 05:21 AM

Posted by miNus on Oct. 05 2001,10:01

DKB. I just noticed that if you take cunning stunt, swap the c and the s, you get stunning cunt. Wierd.

Posted by chmod on Oct. 05 2001,12:53

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
DKB. I just noticed that if you take cunning stunt, swap the c and the s, you get stunning cunt. Wierd.

Actually if you swapped the c and the s, you would get 'sunning ctunt.'

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 05 2001,18:23

are u being sarcastic or have u never played carmegaddeon before. its one of those things where if you say it quickly without thinking you mispronouce it and end up swearing.

jees do people not play games more than 6 months old nowadays?

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Posted by aletros on Oct. 05 2001,22:58

This got off-topic nicely.

Anyway, if you don't want to be hasseled by anyone, nonetheless a resentful redneck hick (who may have had a PhD in Physics, you never should judge by first impressions in odd situations), maybe next time don't drive through a group of pedestrians at almost 50 mph? Just a thought.

People bitch all the time about "I got a ticket for going 36 mph over the limit in a school zone while drunk. Damn cops suck for giving me a ticket!". I find that amusing. I got a ticket for 22 over, and grudgingly accepted it as deserving.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 05 2001,23:08

No, see, I was on topic. You can easily piss someone off by trying to say:

"That was a cunning stunt. Your wife let me in on that little secret."

but actually saying

"That was a stunning cunt, your wife. Let me in on that little secret."

Ya know what I mean?

Posted by aletros on Oct. 07 2001,02:35

Completely on topic. So have long HAVE the rabbits been loose?

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 07 2001,04:12

Who let the dogs out?

/me ducks

Posted by Crafty Butcher on Oct. 07 2001,14:22

spoon·er·ism n.

A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as "Let me sew you to your sheet" for "Let me show you to your seat."

[After William ArchibaldSpooner (1844-1930), British cleric and scholar.]

yup. i'm bad

This message has been edited by Crafty Butcher on October 08, 2001 at 09:23 AM

Posted by aletros on Oct. 07 2001,17:22

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Who let the dogs out?
/me ducks

/me castrates

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 08 2001,05:41

/me feels so accepted

I'm happy to see people get off topic in my posts. *shrug*

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