Forum: Rants
Topic: revenge of "girls are dumb"
started by: mqa

Posted by mqa on Mar. 24 2001,21:15
will someone explain to me why a girl would want to cook for me, say she would like to spend all of spring break with me, hang out at my house for several hours doing nothing, and then not want to date me?

im really at a loss here.


Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Mar. 24 2001,21:22
read thru the forums and you'll see this is a very old question.

i have one of those too. I have all next week off of work and she wants to hang out with me EVERY DAY and spend LOTS OF TIME with me, just like she has for the past year... and a few months ago she started dating her loser ex-boyfriend again. Now all she does is complain about him. Go figure.


Posted by solid on Mar. 25 2001,03:22
Sounds like you two are dating already. Just don't say that in front of her and all will be fine.
Posted by justcozz on Mar. 25 2001,03:34
I'm in the same situation but she just moved to California. I's like doing something with your best friend... that has boobs. It sucks cuz, yeah...
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 25 2001,15:15
quote:
Originally posted by mqa:
will someone explain...

Yeah, I'm with solid on this one. Sounds like a date to me. Just enjoy and hope for fruits to your labor.


Posted by Nene on Mar. 27 2001,06:12
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Sounds like you two are dating already. Just don't say that in front of her and all will be fine.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tears from eyes*
boy isn't THAT the truth.


Posted by mqa on Mar. 31 2001,21:02
sorry for not posting to my own topic, but i have been away from the internet during spring break. in any case...

damien: i realize its in old question, but i dont think it has ever been sufficiently answered. why i thought i could be answered now when it couldnt before, i dont know.

as for the rest of the posts: thats all fine and dandy, except that means i cant put any moves on her because in her mind we're just friends.

having read some of the other forums, i think we are dealing with a major problem, but i have come up with a solution. we can start a non profit organization like the ad council or something and run tv commercials whose purpose it is to educate women on the folly of thier ways.

imagine a famous actor walking on screen. he says "women, are you doing this?" (shows scene depicting girls acting all chummy, but not wanting to date) "then chances are you are really pissing someone off. stop. now."

or if that doesnt work how about this one. "why are good men so hard to find? CAUSE YOU KEEP BLOWING THEM OFF WITH THIS LETS JUST BE FREINDS CRAP!!!" maybe thats to harsh. also dont take the above as me saying im some great guy or something, cause i know im not that great, but then again i cant be too bad or they wouldnt hang out with me in the first place right?

</ramblingbullshit>


Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 31 2001,21:10
quote:
Originally posted by mqa:
imagine a famous actor walking on screen. he says "women, are you doing this?" (shows scene depicting girls acting all chummy, but not wanting to date) "then chances are you are really pissing someone off. stop. now."

not to be an ass, but if girls cant be chummy with guys, your limiting them to girlfriends and 1 boy friend, and thats all...which doesnt quite work....unless you only have 1 female friend at a time.


Posted by mqa on Apr. 01 2001,01:26
there is a difference of being friends with someone and sending signals at someone on a consistant basis.
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 01 2001,18:51
Ha!
< http://www.theonion.com/onion3711/girlfriend_changes_man.html >

Ha!


Posted by solid on Apr. 01 2001,21:55
Now SHE'S just stupid.

"Hey, I broke up with my old boyfriend cuz he was booooring! Now you seem more fun.

<A while later>

Allright! I changed my mind you need to change your life and become a real person for once. Cmon! I'll show you how to become my ex!

<A while later>

Aww crap... you're like my ex now. Jeez.. whatta gip."


Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 01 2001,22:05
rofl! thats good. sounds a lot like the average female's logic.
Posted by Aero on Apr. 13 2001,22:05
Maybe cause you're really ugly, and she doesn't want to be seen in public with you?
That's my best guess, I'm female myself, but I don't really have a "female brain." I always get "male" as my answer when I take a "gender test" on the net. I'm not a "dike" or anything, but I don't see the point of freaking out and crying if someone poisons your dog....you go a swear a vendetta, or get revenge somehow. Oh yes, the "let's be just friends" thing, I've learned that males usually cannot accept a girl just a "friend", they want a beau-unless the girl is exceptionally ugly. I avoid male "friendships" as much as possible-even the IBM employed, pocket-protector toting geek starts getting "ideas". The surfer-geeks are usually too immature too consider a relationship, "they just want to hang with beautiful girls"...whetever.
I'm not a "romantic" person!

Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 13 2001,22:43
not an intelligent one either
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 13 2001,23:06
nor an attractive one

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Apr. 13 2001,23:24
I sense a flame war approaching...

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Posted by Aero on Apr. 13 2001,23:54
Ahhh....flamewars....they're better on /. though. Thanks, I know I'm not "attractive", and I've been told I look like a vampire.
However, I've have had many offers for modeling contracts-maybe vampires are "in"? Society has no taste. Beauty is shallow.....most of you "dorks" are ugly. Who really cares?
My neighbors horse just had a foal, and he wants me to "take a look. Was this "disjointed and rambling"? Yes!
"STAY ON THE TOPIC YOU FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL!" Screw comformity.
Edited because "English" is a shitty langauge.

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This message has been edited by Aero on April 14, 2001 at 06:55 PM


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