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Topic: redneck bastard
started by: spOon

Posted by spOon on Sep. 19 2001,23:40

Ok coming home from my blood test (Mum gets really worried about my computer relationship) and we go through an intersection. BAM! Right into the front of our 2002 Chevy Impala. Teeth marks in the dash board (I don't know why my mouth was open), busted lower leg, wrecked car. I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON"T LOOK AT LIGHTS! If it wasn't for him... i wouldn't be sitting here with a broken leg, a fat lip, and my laptop.... he will pay. Anyways... I need more pain meds...

Posted by incubus on Sep. 20 2001,01:08

un...fortunate.

Posted by veilside on Sep. 20 2001,01:33

redneck bastard indeed. a week ago this redneck bastard-ish guy nearly hit me taking a left from the right lane, obviously a dumbass...and then i honk at him and he goes "fuck you!!"

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<pacino>oooooookay muthafucka!</pacino>

Posted by spOon on Sep. 20 2001,14:17

Aren't they all like that? Anyway, the good news is I will have some money waiting for me when I turn 18. ũ,000 to Ů,000 estimates. Yes... I geuss there is a purpose for rednecks and their 1967 Toyota truck.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 20 2001,14:23

Wait a minute. I am a redneck and a bastard and I take offense to that statement.

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Sep. 20 2001,16:52

Do you have a mullet?

Posted by spOon on Sep. 20 2001,19:19

L33T:
ha...hm. Well as long as you drive sanely and don't have a mullet (ty asc) , I dont have anything against you. Sorry d00d

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 21 2001,20:23

quote:
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Do you have a mullet?

No mullet, but I do have a camaro and more of its in the basement than out front.

quote:
Originally posted by spOon:
as long as you drive sanely

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I guess that depends on your definition of sanely.

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on September 22, 2001 at 03:25 PM

Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,13:46

The redneck people that I don't like are the ones that drive those really old beat the hell up pick-up trucks. I don't have a license yet but I was riding my bike through an intersection and was almost hit by a drunk ass redneck who sped through the red light. I also hate people who can't understand the lights.. RED MEANS STOP MORON!!!

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Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 28 2001,15:32

no, L33T no! say it ain't so!

i've been hit by a car 7 times. and that's without me being in a car.. ironically, none of them from rednecks.

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Posted by EvilGenius on Sep. 28 2001,18:29

*chuckle* i'm not ugly..

1.) 9yrs old: hit by a pickup truck (light) in the wrong lane of the road while i was on my bike.. spraned ankle, no broken bones. (one block up from my house)

2.) again on my bike, but by a car not breaking, clipped my back weel as i tried to beat her across the road. back wheel was fucked up, but I was otherwise fine. (20 feet from my house)

Edit: around 10yrs old or so...

3.) sitting on older brother's car's hood, he decides to dump the cluth.. it dragged me about 6 feet... my knees were banged up, but still no broken bones, or serious scars. (right in front of my house)

Edit: 14yrs old... that was close to my birthday of 15 years..

4. - 7.) my best friend and I used to play chicked with his '93 eclipse.. to see if I could jump compoletey over the car as he drove by.. needless to say, it didn't work. i broke both front and rear windshields which banged up my shoulder pretty bad, cut-up and stuff... no damdage face, no scars, no broken bones.. (my best friend lives across the street from me, err did... all this was next to his driveway.)

Edit: all this occured in the same day, 16yrs old.

and I won't get into the "urban surfing" i did on his car, or how far i could through myself from his car into his yard from the passenger side window at 25mph..

if anyone cares, i'll share more of the stories my best friend and I have in stealing his mom's car.. those.. are priceless to me..

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This message has been edited by EvilGenius on September 29, 2001 at 01:32 PM

Posted by miNus on Sep. 29 2001,01:40

We used to do Hood Surfing in the wintertime when I lived in Juneau. One person would stand on the hood of my Ranger (4wd, w/ studded tires... I'm NOT A REDNECK, it just snows alot) I'd drive about 30MPH towards a large pile of snow, SLAM on the brakes. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as the squirrel says.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 29 2001,03:08

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
my best friend and I used to play chicked with his '93 eclipse.. to see if I could jump compoletey over the car as he drove by.. needless to say, it didn't work. i broke both front and rear windshields which banged up my shoulder pretty bad

Ok I guess I have to say this:

DON'T DO THAT!

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Posted by askheaves on Sep. 29 2001,05:26

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
i've been hit by a car 7 times. and that's without me being in a car..

Um. I think it's time to recognize a pattern. I've been hit 0 times, and I'm pretty. You've been hit 7 times...

Posted by Observer on Sep. 29 2001,12:50

So you were the guy in that jackass video!

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Posted by just_dave on Sep. 29 2001,14:57

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
So you were the guy in that jackass video!

If I remember wrong it was a kid from Kentucky tried that to get on jackass.. but I may be wrong so yeah let me know..

PS: I know i used wrong twice on purpose
Edit: Stupid Natural Keyboard

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quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Try something subtle to let him know that you're displeased with his behavior...like kicking him in the bean bag.

This message has been edited by just_dave on September 30, 2001 at 09:57 AM

Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 04 2001,13:29

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
*chuckle* i'm not ugly..
1.) 9yrs old: hit by a pickup truck
2.) again on my bike, but by a car
Edit: around 10yrs old or so...
3.) sitting on older brother's car's hood, he decides to dump the cluth..

4. - 7.) my best friend and I used to play chicked with his '93 eclipse.. to see if I could jump compoletey over the car as he drove by.. needless to say, it didn't work. i broke both front and rear windshields which banged up my shoulder pretty bad, cut-up and stuff... no damdage face, no scars, no broken bones.. (my best friend lives across the street from me, err did... all this was next to his driveway.)
and I won't get into the "urban surfing" i did on his car, or how far i could through myself from his car into his yard from the passenger side window at 25mph..

Ok...the first 3 are not bad.

The rest...well im starting a petition to change your name to evil moron and to get you "fixed" so you don't breed.

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