There's a new guy in my lab, he has an MD, coming back to get his MS (I don't know why, but watching him do surgery scares the living daylights out of me).

I am in the lab right now, during the weekend, trying to get some lab work and homework done so I can shake my sexy rear at Latin dance night tonight. I'm playing some music just a bit louder than a whisper since I normally can't do that during the work days.

In he comes, and starts to play chess on the other computer. That's all he does I swear to god. Every time I see him on the computer, he's playing chess. And he asks me to turn off the music because he can't concentrate. EXCUSE ME? I'm doing work. He shouldn't even be here. He lives pretty far from here - he should go to a goddamn computer lab. Then he whips out a book and starts to read it ... RIGHT BEHIND ME. What the FUCK? Hello, I don't know about India, but here we have a thing called GIVE ME SOME SPACE. The lab is pretty big, go sit in the other goddamn corner.

What else pisses me off.
1) He plays chess online on the lab computer. All day, everyday. There's work to be done in the lab, and he's usually hiding somewhere, playing chess.

2) Inconsiderate to lab rats: he left a rat here with NO FOOD OR WATER from 8am ->6pm. I got back in the lab to check up on things after the job fair, and the rat wasn't looking very good. I went ballistic and called him at home. I suspect that he -forgot- he had a rat to work with today.

3) He brings in this other guy who has nothing to do with our lab to use our computers. If he were a visiting guest I would understand. However, this other guy is in our department, he has a computer elsewhere. USE IT.

4) He gravitates to any computer when he gets a chance. Once I was in the middle of running some data and made a bathroom run. I come back a couplea minutes later and he's on my computer. He has his own computer across the goddamn hall. I tell him "Hey, I'm in the middle of a data run, I need to use the computer. Can you do this elsewhere?" And he was like "give me a few minutes" USE YOUR DESIGNATED COMPUTER! I have also come back to my computer to find it crashed and I had to mess w/ files that got screwed up.

5) My name is not "hey" nor is it "i have a problem" and it's not "a minute please?" I'm usually absorbed in some analysis, and have a bloody hard time responding to anything other than my name. So next time, if the rat is spurting blood because you did something stupid, say my name beeyotch ... and no, don't touch me with a bloody glove.

AAAAARRRRGGHH AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH! *runs around in circles*

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

I try not to take the "Don't do that, you inbred moron of a mother fucker" approach, but I have expressed my displeasure many times. No, I didn't kick his jewelry bag.

I couldn't care less about how he does. He has his MD. He should have half a moldy, drippy dingleberry of an idea of how to do surgery - especially if he interned under a plastic surgeon.

At least my roomies are nice ...

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

So a very pissed off me was teaching him and another person how to make these little gadgets. The other guy actually tried to understand. The moron started playing with another piece of equipment, pushing buttons here and there ... then sauntered off to a computer.

I definitely raised hell this morning. If anyone wants to help me chuck him into a body of water (or etc), come visit me and we can have a party.

This message has been edited by Nikita on September 17, 2001 at 09:33 AM

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

As for supervision, I can't watch him all the time. Hell, he's older than I am. I've only been here for a year, and I wasn't designated as his in-lab supervisor.

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Get a biohazard jar and mark it live anthrax. Toss some crap in there so it looks like it held a sample of something. place both lid and jar in idiots pocket complete with broken tape. Should put a scare into him.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

or you can get him addicted to crack and he'll use up all his loan and have to quit uni

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Oh yea he almost screwed up a pipette b/c he didn't put the disposable tip on ... he was trying to get stuff STRAIGHT into the pipette. Thank goodness I caught him ... a friggin doctor. What the hell kind of doctor hasn't used a bloody pipette?! WTF did he specialize in? Voodoo?

Or write a time delayed batch file that formats the computer it is run on, and run it, and leave the room so he walks over to your computer to use it and *bam* he is in a world of hurt. You could then guilt trip him, saying you lost assignments, research etc.

Make him your bitch.

sorted.

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Excellent ...

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While he's bent over the desk using the pippette, deftly place a single drop of conc. h2so4 on the back of his neck.

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HCL would work better for this according the black book of dirty tricks.

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... down his buttcrack is more like it ... yea ... then he'd have to take off his pants and wash his hairy ass and scrawny family jewels at the emergency shower and I'll be standing there with digicam ready ...

Excellent ...

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HCL would work better for this according the black book of dirty tricks.

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if u use H2SO4 he wont feel it cos it'll fry his nerve endings first you can spray some diluted H2SO4 onto his clothes and laugh as he walks down the steet with his clothes disintegrating and his skin peeling ( dont try this with HCL as A: he'll feel it and B: diluting it with water will make it more concentrated and REALLY fuck him over...wait why did i say not to do that again?

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

i saw this today in physics. a couple were in the back corner of the class, and the guy said something really nasty to her, so she slapped him across the face, then kicked him square in the nuts.

she walked out, he started crying, and i laughed. but i felt sorry for the guy. i went with him to the nurse so he could get an ice pack. heh

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Originally posted by Rhydant:

i saw this today in physics. a couple were in the back corner of the class, and the guy said something really nasty to her, so she slapped him across the face, then kicked him square in the nuts.

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Hmmmm....did she say "B A D...not good, BAD." first?

If so she is a detnet reader

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I swear to god that wasn't me!

i think "Youre such a god damn cock sucking whore" not sure. ill have this confirmed tomorrow.

and no, i dont think she even knows how to use a computer.

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and no, i dont think she even knows how to use a computer.

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Probably because she's such a goddamned cocksucking whore...

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This message has been edited by Rhydant on September 25, 2001 at 10:10 PM