When posting here, remember that personal, pointless attacks are essential, they must show a modicum of creativity, and taking them seriously is absolutely forbidden.

Shall we begin? Since he (?) is so easy to get going, I'll start with Lam0r_D00d--he is such an enormous wanker that he hasn't figured out how to velcro his shoes yet. He couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a garden hose.

Enjoy!

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--Jynx

I used to be a kleptomaniac, but then I took something for it.

Andddd.... I'm spent.

edit - had to add the Austin Powers humor

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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >

Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

This message has been edited by Spydir Web on March 19, 2001 at 05:08 PM

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swirve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

no, really. i dont like you.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

...i've gone blank

SO SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE UR ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL

...its hard to flame well without something to flame at

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Originally posted by fatbitch:

SO SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF COCK SMOKERS UNLESS YOU WANNA BE BUTT FUCKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE AND THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE PRETTY HARD CAUSE UR ALL USED TO TAKING TOUGH ANAL

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Its flames, not the list of pickup lines that work on you.

flamewars are fun but im more of a flame sniper.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Jynx:
I'll start with Lam0r_D00d--he is such an enormous wanker that he hasn't figured out how to velcro his shoes yet. He couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a garden hose.

Enjoy!

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W00T? F00K3R. 1 0WN J00. 1 0WN J00R M0TH3R. IM NOT THE ONE THAT GETS HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA AT THE SIGHT OF 8 YEAR OLD BOYS YOU PETAPHILIC PEICE OF SHIT. I SAW JYNX PEEKING IN A KINDERGARTEN WINDOW. HIS SYPHLITIC-RIDDEN HARD-ON RIPPED STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS. HE IS A TEABAGGING RIM JOBBER AND A CUM-BELCHING ROAD-WHORE. HE ENJOYS DECOMPACTING HIS GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WITH HIS TONGUE. TO CALL HIM A SLACK-JAWED, JIZZ-GURGLING, CUM DRUNK, SPERM BURPING FAGGOT WOULD BE TOO NICE. HES FUCKING WORSE THAN ASS ON A STICK. JYNX YOU CAN TAKE THIS POST AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS.(IF ITS NOT ALREADY)

NOW GO BACK TO LOOKING AT YOUR SCAT OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.....

f00k3r

EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT AND DIE! HEY NUMBER 5 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, PLAY SOME HOCKEY YOU FUCKWAD! GOOAALIEE GOOAALIEE.. SIMP!! SIIIMMP! WHERES THE CALL? WHERES THE CALL? COMMON STRIPES YOU FAT FUCK. MAKE THE CALL! LINESMENS A FAGGOT, NICE HAIR FAG! OH COMMON! WHERES THE FUCKING CALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHAT? OFFSIDE? FUCKYOU OFFSIDE!

aah. much better.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

That'll learn ya!

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
IM NOT THE ONE THAT GETS HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA...

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haha dude u made me rofl with that

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
haha dude u made me rofl with that

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So you liked the sexually challenged rant...how about an attack on his intelligence.

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, IF YOU WERE ANY STUPIDER YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE WATERED ONCE A WEEK. I THINK A MONKEYS ASS HOLDS A HIGHER INTELECTUAL RANK THAN JYNX(AND IS EASIER TO LOOK AT TOO). YOU MIGHT GET RID OF THAT STINK THAT FOLLOWS YOU IF YOU WOULD TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, BUT I DONT THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO WORK THE FUCKING HANDLE. JUST REMEMBER THAT RED MEANS HOT AND BLUE MEANS COLD...OR IS THIS TOO COMPLICATED. DUMB FUCKING COCK MUNCHER. JYNX IS SO FUCKING STUPID HE CLICKED THE FUCKING MONKEY BECAUSE THEY TOLD HIM TO. DUMB FUCKING JAVA CLICKING MONKEY FUCKER.

FUCK

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THAT HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON.

DUMB FUCK.

You suck. Your brain sucks, your body sucks, and the smell that permanently engulfs your entire vicinity, frankly, sucks the chrome off my towel rail.

I observed something recently. My pet tropical fish began to wave it's body back and forth near the front glass of the tank when it wanted food. This struck me as quite amazing, given the purportedly low intelligence of fish in general. I considered how special we, as a species must be in order to consider this so far beneath us. I merely have to look at you to know that this cannot be so. How can any species that contain you even consider itself to be even remotely intellectually equivalent to the grandeur of my angel fish? This is unfathomable. Your body reminds me of the sparrow the cat caught - a distressing and pitiful sight indeed. If you could only raise the strength to remove your hands from your genitals, maybe then you could kill yourself and save us all the shame. Please. I beg you..

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THAT HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON.

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I'm not sure if that is profound or not. Doesn't much matter, as you'd probably hit everything on the weapon that looked like a button long before ever finding the trigger. It must be labeled 'CAPS LOCK'. You'd probably squeeze off one shot and never find it again.

So, anyway, d00d. Don't know why you're even bothering with this whole flamewar thing. It's not like you're even old enough to know enough words to make this fun. My 8 year old dog could put together a flame with the word FUCK scattered about as such. Why don't you go back to the playpen at the MTV.com forums or the Rugrats fanpage or wherever. Maybe when you're able to add a fourth word to your vocabulary, then we'll let you back in. Until then, I bid you ado...er, a screw you.

I hope Mir falls on your mom.

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Originally posted by askheaves:
It must be labeled 'CAPS LOCK'. You'd probably squeeze off one shot and never find it again.

So, anyway, d00d. Don't know why you're even bothering with this whole flamewar thing. It's not like you're even old enough to know enough words to make this fun.

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Im sorry but I thought that caps insinuated yelling. And since this is a flamewar thread I thought the best person to emulate was the drill sargent from Full Metal Jacket. If you have seen the movie you know he does A LOT OF FUCKING YELLING. Sorry to use a reference you dont know askheaves but maybe when you turn 12 your parents will let you stay up past 8:00 and watch it one time.

And well I might not have shakespears vocabulary but I am old enough to fuck your mom so you can just kiss my pretty pink ass.

In conclusion: Askheaves, go fuck yourself 3 ways from sunday.

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Any sentance that ends with ANAL SEX is worth taking another look at.

hmm and all that without swearing

OK, I'm in a good mood, especially after reading lam0r_d00d's post. I think, now, that I will change your name, my friend, to "lamor_gimp". For those who don't know, "gimp" refers to something that is crippled, or lame, as in a "gimpy leg". Now, I don't know whether or not lamor_gimp's brain, emotional state, or reproductive organs are the most lame, but all are, so I think that the new name fits.

Why is his brain gimpy, you may ask? Well, it's simple! The drool cascading from his mouth like a broken water main has obviously shorted out his keyboard to the point that he has trouble not writing in caps. You can see that he just got a new keyboard from his mommy for the last post, it'll be interesting to see how long it holds up.

His emotional state is so pathetically damaged that if he didn't like taunting me so much, I might take pity on him. I seriously doubt his ability to carry on a normal relationship, hence explaining his rather unusual relationship with his grandmother.

His reproductive organs have atrophied to the point where one cannot find them without expensive scientific instruments. One of the reasons his babblings are laced so heavily with sexual innuendos (as we shall soon see, I'm sure) is because he is trying to make up for the lack of actual real-life organs. Perhaps, if he had something to play with, he'd be a little more mellow, but then he probably wouldn't know where to begin.

Right back at ya, sunshine, enjoy!

--J

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
ass fist

hmm and all that without swearing

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you did swear you liar! god i want to shove a ten foot stick up your ass and break it the fuck off.

shit, i cant think of anything worthy for you forum demons. >:|

-edit-
you couldnt get a girl off if she had a switch, you fecal freak.

<full metal jacket>
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUY THAT WOULD GET ANOTHER MAN UP THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND. IM WILLIN TO BET THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMAS ASS. YOU FUCKING PETER PUFFER, I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE.
</full metal jacket>

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

This message has been edited by melk0r on March 28, 2001 at 05:01 PM

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

(shutup all you anal retentive idiots out there laughing.)
(i said shutup! i know you are!)

btw, download "dane cook - the finger" to see what I was talking about with the "AAGGHH".

EDIT:
Btw, you - of course - download it from napster.

This message has been edited by solid on March 29, 2001 at 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by solid:
AND VULU, YOU KNOW WHAT?!

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Yes. Of course I know what...

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

quote:

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Originally posted by noblekitten:
Can't we all get along? Please???

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You dumb fuck

this is a *Flame* Thread

Not a thread for ass-biting nice bitches like you

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet -- William Shakespeare

This message has been edited by Dysorderia on April 07, 2001 at 10:10 AM

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet -- William Shakespeare

Fuck You!

Suck my ballz!

Screw you I'm leaving..

Damn we almost had a meeting going..

Hey I got an idea lets nominate this guy for leadership!

But I hate you fuckers!

I know you cum chugger! Your perfect!

quote:

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Originally posted by solid:

<some boring shit>

EDIT:
Btw, you - of course - download it from napster.

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Napster? Go buy some music for onece you freeloading ass-reaming vaginal disease!

You suck the sweat from a dead mans balls!

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

ehehe.. cum chugger- cool.

EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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Originally posted by Aero:
CatKnight-May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits! May "they" bury you alive, and may the dung beetles eat the flesh from your "body" while you are still writhing in your grave. I hope Diablo has a "special place" just for for you in a "new-and-improved" hell. May ten-thousand demons torture you with your worst fears.

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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein

tbone

This message has been edited by T-bone on April 19, 2001 at 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by T-bone:
Next time, if you try to make a joke that wasn't yours, make sure nobody knows who said it originally, shit-for-brains...

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...or make sure that everyone knows where it came from...

Okay, everyone. Raise your hand if you know where that came from. ::everyone raises a hand::
I'm so very proud that you figured it out, too. Very, very proud.

...shit-for-brains.

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

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Originally posted by T-bone:
your mom

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If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

The Merchant of Venice, act 3, scene 1

quote:

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Originally posted by Aero:
I hope Diablo has a "special place" just for for you in a "new-and-improved" hell.

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First you go around preaching the GOODNESS of christian values, THEN you turn that on it's face with this statement.

*Points and laughs at Aero*

*edit* fixed bold tags

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If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

The Merchant of Venice, act 3, scene 1

This message has been edited by Gravity Preacher on April 22, 2001 at 10:14 AM

quote:

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
I'm so very proud that you figured it out, too. Very, very proud.

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Hey, no problem man, I'm just trying to help the disabled...

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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!

I mean, I realize that you don't have to stoop that far, but still...

<ps next time don't leave yourself so far open...>

--J

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Originally posted by Jynx:

<ps next time don't leave yourself so far open...>

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You should give that advice to your mom man! She's FAR FAR too open, I mean like last night it took BOTH FISTS to fucking get her off!

shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!

[/Milhouse's dad]

quote:

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Originally posted by Jynx:
So, you help the mentally disabled by stooping to their level?

I mean, I realize that you don't have to stoop that far, but still...

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So you think that by acting mentally disabled, I can help the disabled people??? If they can't even help themselves while being mantally disabled, why would someone else, who you think is mentally disabled, be able to help them?? And since I'm helping them, why would I be mentally disabled, 'cause if I was, would I be able to help them?? You didn't think this through, did you??

tbone

quote:

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Originally posted by T-bone:
So you think that by acting ... blah blah blah

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Check the name of the thread, Chachi.

quote:

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Originally posted by T-bone:
So you think that by acting mentally disabled, I can help the disabled people??? If they can't even help themselves while being mantally disabled, why would someone else, who you think is mentally disabled, be able to help them?? And since I'm helping them, why would I be mentally disabled, 'cause if I was, would I be able to help them?? You didn't think this through, did you??

tbone

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You would need a ladder and a leg up to even reach the status of being mentally disabled you brain dead fucknugget.

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< Robot Conflict >

tbone

quote:

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T-Bone said:

What would be the dictionary definition of fucknugget??

tbone

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dude, don't ask us questions if you're just going to answer them yourself.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

T-bone, trust me when I say that you don't have to ACT mentally disabled. Please leave the English language to those who are more able to use it than you. Such as chimpanzees.

--J

unless they are real of course- like fire or whatever- and maybe she didnt say that exactly...

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

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;-)

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Originally posted by T-bone:
Fucknugget??
wow, I've really never been called a fucknugget, or anything near that...

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quote:

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Originally posted by T-bone:
What would be the dictionary definition of fucknugget??

tbone[/B]

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1)A worthless brain-dead fuck whos best part of their genetic code ran down the crack of their moms ass and got eaten by the ants. (see tbone)

(edit- hangover spelling error)
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< Robot Conflict >

This message has been edited by Wolfguard on May 07, 2001 at 04:55 AM

Who should I direct this to? I dunno but..

One-eyed lesbainc hockey-playing brodway dancing slut.

Man, that felt good. Thank you.

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"I expected just a little bit too much from the wounded" -Maynard James Keenen

A Perfect Circle

quote:

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

YOU FUCKER, YOU SCRATCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR HINDLEG, YOU SHIT SCARFING, HAMSTER EXPLOITING, MISBEGOTTEN OFFSPRING OF A MUTANT BLOOD SUCKING FROG. YOU LICK YOURSELF INSTEAD OF BATHING, YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE, MUCOUS SUCKING, MALODEROUS, MAGGOT-PIE. IF IGNORANCE EVER GOES TO ุ A BARREL, CAN I HAVE DRILLING RIGHTS TO YOUR HEAD? YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON IVE SEEN TRY TO COORDINATE THEIR HAIR COLOR WITH THIER TEETH. IF ONLY TEFLON WORKED ON EGGS AS WELL AS YOU BRAIN DOES WITH IDEAS. YOU HAVE THE MENTAL ABILITY OF A SLOTH

YOU MAKE ME REALIZE THAT HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON.

DUMB FUCK.

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And as for you, you have a poor IQ for a glass of water. If I ever saw you I'd knock your teeth so hard you'd have to shove a toothbrush up you ass to brush 'em. :)

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"I expected just a little bit too much from the wounded" -Maynard James Keenen

A Perfect Circle

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"I expected just a little bit too much from the wounded" -Maynard James Keenen

A Perfect Circle

edit : I'm tired and can't see...

This message has been edited by Blowgoats on May 07, 2001 at 05:48 AM

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Here's a question: Why does BlowGoats wrap his hamsters in duct tape? So they don't explode when he sodomizes them.

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No danger of that... the hamster probably wouldn't even feel a thing.

quote:

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Originally posted by Blowgoats:
You, DeadAnztec, should go fuck yourself. Fuck you in the ass with a dig rubber dick

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I assume you meant big rubber dick, and at the moment the only one I have I'm currently using to get off your mother if you'd kindly wait.

quote:

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
No danger of that... the hamster probably wouldn't even feel a thing.

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quote:

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Prometheus: funny man, insecure about his tiny penis.

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Funny words from a person who is insecure about his brain size...

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"I expected just a little bit too much from the wounded" -Maynard James Keenen

A Perfect Circle

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:May 04, 2001 08:57 AM
you brain dead fucknugget.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:May 06, 2001 06:51 AM
worthless brain-dead fuck.....
(edit- hangover spelling error)

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buddy, taking off the 'nugget' and adding a '-' doesn't make it a new insult you worthless brain-dead fucknugget...

tbone

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:May 04, 2001 08:57 AM
you brain dead fucknugget.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:May 06, 2001 06:51 AM
worthless brain-dead fuck.....
(edit- hangover spelling error)

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what's your obsession with 'brain-dead'??
a little insecurity there perhaps?? and buddy, taking off the 'nugget' and adding a '-' doesn't make it a new insult you worthless brain-dead fucknugget...

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal labotamy."

quote:

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Originally posted by Sithiee:
oh wow, thats a way different ending than what i got...

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This better not be sarcasm...

Have Jaime Reyes stay in Unatco when you break out, and he'll apprear in one of the Paris cafe's- building number 19. Talk with him there and He'll tell you Hermann's killphrase, and then when you meet up with Hermann you have the option of saying the killphrase, or making a deal with him. I think that deal just leads to a battle- haven't tried.

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Originally posted by T-bone:

'nugget' and adding a '-'

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The hangover error was the spelling of their (there).

You must be still mad about you conception to double post like that.

Its not your fault that the only reason you were born is your father had a wet dream and his sister rolled into the wet spot. I'm sure that the best part of you is still in the sheets. Through gene splicing you may even be able to get some better qualities. You know, like get rid of that inbred look and loose the hump (I hear that it's good for the self-image to loose the hump). I'm even sure that through a little gene splicing you could even double your IQ to like a 25 or so. Just think, you may be finally able to outsmart that big bad dandelion outside that keeps outsmarting you.

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< Robot Conflict >

And Wolf--woah, down boy. Yer startin' to repeat yerself there.

--J

quote:

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Originally posted by Jynx:

And Wolf--woah, down boy. Yer startin' to repeat yerself there
--J

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I was told that repeating things over and over is helpful for the stupid to remember things.

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

quote:

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
I assume you meant big rubber dick, and at the moment the only one I have I'm currently using to get off your mother if you'd kindly wait.

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Have you SEEN his mother?

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Originally posted by Jynx:
most comprehensive flames require words with more than two syllables, and decent ones require more than three

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what, did you write the book on flames?? 'cause I don't think that 'McDonald's' and 'Kindergarten' qualify as good flame words, even if they are more than two syllables, shit-for-brains (3 syllables)...

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal labotamy."

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
I was told that repeating things over and over is helpful for the stupid to remember things.

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how many times did they have to tell you that??

tbone

Shit for brains is 3 words, moron, and not 3 syllables.

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< Robot Conflict >

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Sh*t for brains is 3 words, moron, and not 3 syllables.

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Took the words right out of my mouth!

Aww, T-bum, I was almost afraid you'd given up! I'm so glad you came back for more abuse.

Now, as for the content of your post: Of COURSE I didn't write the book on flaming--I'm just smart enough to sense patterns in all of the truly quality flames that I have read.

Now, I know that this big of a concept is gonna be hard to cram into that minisucle fat cell you're trying to use as a brain, but it isn't the individual words, it's the overall content of the flame that counts. Moron. And, btw, if you can't connect that with your previous post, you don't deserve to understand.

And as for a return volley--I really can't decide if you are a dumber-than-average middle schooler who wears a butt-plug 24/7 to keep his brains from slithering out, or if you're Gonzo the Lab Rat, who's biggest accomplishment to date has been the ability to form random words by peeing on the keyboard and shorting out the letters. Of course, you go through a lot of keyboards, but it's all in the name of science.

There is, of course, the possibility that you are a combination of the two--a brain-dead middle-schooler who wanders into the room when his mom has left AOL running, and somehow stumbles back here. The drool issuing forth from your mouth is sufficient to short out the keyboard AGAIN, causing (amazingly enough) some English words to form on the screen. 'Course, as soon as your mom finds out that she'll have to buy another keyboard, you'll be beaten and locked back into your room, but that's okay because every time she hits you it feels kinda good and gives you this funny warm feeling in your pants. After all, that's why you drooled on the keyboard in the first place, isn't it?

quote:

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Originally posted by Jynx:
every time she hits you it feels kinda good and gives you this funny warm feeling in your pants

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I can't believe it took you 120 posts to get that good...really...and that pissing on the keyboard part was too funny, I forgot it was me you were aiming those pathetic insults at...

I'm just smart enough to sense patterns in all of the truly quality flames that I have read

too bad you're not smart enough to use some of their techniques in your own flames dumbass

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal labotamy."

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Originally posted by T-bone:
dumbass

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Ah, name-calling. The last refuge of the mentally incompetent (and in your case, the incontinent).

I'm not gonna flame you, but do you know what the word means? I think you need to check the dictionary on that one...good word though...it has three syllables...

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal labotamy."

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Shit for brains is 3 words, moron, and not 3 syllables.

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I just put in the dashes so that you neanderthals could understand it...

tbone

I regret to inform you that T-Bone lost his penis at May 14, 2001, in the elventh hour. It broke of whilst he was masterbating in a old exhaust pipe... Some one tapped him on the shoulder, he spun around but unfortuantly, left his dick in the car.

Please send him a card, it will take him a long time to recover from the major travisty.

Here is Quote from him after said event:
"It may have been a tiny shrivel of a dick, but damit it was my dick!"

Sincerly,
Anztac

tbone

quote:

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Originally posted by T-bone:
incontinent??
what gave you the idea that I had the inability to control my bowels?

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The rash of typos as your messages progress.

Lesse...i'm horrid at flames. Wolfguard uses a mac! Er...l4m3. I'm too damn nice. Bring Syfon in here, then I could have some fun. J/k

xoxox Nene (bringing down the flamewar forum)

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Originally posted by T-bone:
if i was you, and i just wrote that, i'd kill myself...seriously

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Kill yourself -- you've done worse. I'll help if you can't get the child-proof cap off the sleeping pills.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on May 14, 2001 at 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by T-bone:
it has three syllables...

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incontinent or dictionary??

I hate to break it to you, but they both have 4.

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Originally posted by Nene:
[BLesse...i'm horrid at flames. Wolfguard uses a mac! [/B]

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Hey! now you just went to far. That was uncalled for! You...You...You... bad person you!

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Originally posted by masher:
I hate to break it to you, but they both have 4.

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sorry, i meant to say it has more than three syllables, which is a good word, according to the book of flames....apparently

tbone

This message has been edited by T-bone on May 16, 2001 at 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
Kill yourself -- you've done worse. I'll help if you can't get the child-proof cap off the sleeping pills.

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key words: "If I was you"....that means that since I'm not the fat little pillow biter getting off on wearing his mother's re-used douche-bag on his head, I'm not planning on killing myself...but if I was, I would kill myself...sorry guys, I know I'm restating a previous post, but this pre-homo-erectus shit-bag just didn't get it the first time

tbone

This message has been edited by T-bone on May 16, 2001 at 05:24 PM

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THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HARDCORE ICON WRESTLER OF THE MIAMI VALLEY!!IF YA DONT LIKE ME...BITE ME.BUT YOU SHURE AS HELL DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME!!!!

Could that be cliff...

hrm interesting.

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Originally posted by ZODIACOCW:
you need to be executed for being such a whiney little BITCH!!!!!!JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFT SOMEWHERE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
Ah, name-calling. The last refuge of the mentally incompetent.

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and that's all i have to say....

tbone

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:

Hey! now you just went to far. That was uncalled for! You...You...You... bad person you!

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Okay, I give up, you win the flamewar.

xoxox

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Originally posted by T-bone:
and that's all i have to say....

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But YOU didn't even say it, you brain-dead, willy-licking pile of semi-decomposed animal flesh! I swear that the last time you took an IQ test, it came back negative!

I really wish someone would come along and break all of your fingers off and steal your computer, so we could stop trying to decipher those putrid piles of random, misspelled words you throw togeter and occasionally sprinkle with incomplete punctuation! Please do us all a favor--get "The Idiot's Guide to Suicide", try it out, and let us know how it goes, okay? Thanks!

Aaah, that felt good.

P.S. Four pages! W00tah!

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I used to be a kleptomaniac, but then I took something for it.

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Originally posted by Jynx:
But YOU didn't even say it

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uh, yeah...that's what's funny...I didn't have to say anything to put that waste of food down...

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Originally posted by Jynx:
this funny warm feeling in your pants

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Aaah, that felt good.

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speaking of warm funny feelings...
go watch the peewee soccer games while jerking off, instead of trying to pass cold diarrhoea off as flames to get your jollies you sick son-of-a-bitch...

tbone

tbone

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Originally posted by T-bone:
and that's all i have to say....

tbone

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For once, I agree. ZODIACOCW, you suck.
You're talking out of both sides of your mouth, though, you pre-homo-erectus shit bag.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on May 20, 2001 at 08:29 PM

This message has been edited by T-bone on May 21, 2001 at 01:17 PM

tbone

This message has been edited by T-bone on May 21, 2001 at 03:25 PM

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A Perfect Circle

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Originally posted by T-bone:
'cause if you're calling me a pre-homo-erectus s**tbag, then you need to get your own insults...

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Aaaahahahaha Thank you for making my repeated points about you being a total egomaniacal DUMBA$$, tbone--Prometheus' post was directed at ZODIACOW, not at you! Ha ha ha. Ha.

Id10t.

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
For once, I agree. ZODIACOCW, you suck.
You're talking out of both sides of your mouth, though, you pre-homo-erectus shit bag.

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yeah, the first half was, but why would Prometheus go and call ZODIACOCW a pre-homo-erectus shit bag, when I was the one who originally called Prometheus that??

and even if he did call ZODIACOCW the pre-homo-erectus shit bag, then he still needs to get his own insults...

we all make mistakes, Jynx, yours was being born...

tbone

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Originally posted by T-bone:
blah blah blah...he still needs to get his own insults...

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Oh please. NOTHING in the world is original, it is just the effective application of someone else's idea. Get a grip.

That being said, I must say that the worst insult received here was received by the Detnet community, and that insult was you. If you didn't get it, then please don't try--I don't want you to blow out your one crippled-but-living brain cell, and start running for public office. Or upper management.

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Originally posted by T-bone:
we all make mistakes, Jynx, yours was being born...

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Aaaahahahahaha you are such a lamor, you don't even deserve the "0" in your title. Lamor. That "flame" makes no sense, because I wasn't the one who made the mistake.

Moron.

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Originally posted by Jynx:
minisucle fat cell you're trying to use as a brain

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Originally posted by Jynx:
your one crippled-but-living brain cell

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you say one thing...then you say another...
man, you're really just throwing out these insults with no particular order to them, aren't you?? i'm surprised that after 125 posts nobody had enough guts to tell you what a blithering idiot you are...maybe they never knew you were really just a pillow-biting little fat kid, sitting at your shit-box computer with your dick, or your equivalent of a dick, in your hand, trying to pass the time on Detnet, while waiting for your movies of peewee soccer games to download...
but i digress...
you don't need to call me a Lamor in the same post for me to think you've got shit coming out your ears, and if you look you'll notice that my title is no longer 'Lam0r'...and if you looked, instead of trying to find the next episode of your peewee porn, you would've noticed that you were once a 'Lam0r' too, until you reached the amount of 30 posts, or 30 piles of shit, in your case...
and if you look at my previous post, you'll notice that i said everyone makes mistakes...ZODIACOCW's mistake was jizzing on his Caps Lock key... Prometheus' mistake, well, just an oversight, was repeating the insult that i had just said...my mistake was thinking that he had directed that insult at me...your mistake, and let me say this again, was being born...
and that 'originality' shit, well let me tell you...everyone can be original...
Einstein was original...I think Prometheus has an original name...ZODIACOCW is original in the fact that he doesn't care that we all hate him, yay to him...your origianlity is that you can simultaneously jerk off, while posting shit here on detnet...and my originality, well not really an originality, i'm sure many other people can do this since you open yourself up so often, is exploiting your idiocy and getting on your nerves...

now i'm not going to ask you to stop trying to post come-backs in the form of shit, since i enjoy thoroughly stating how blatantly stupid you are, but just try to give me a challenge ok?

tbone

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"Shut the fuck up, you punko-psycho-lesbo-killer-whore!!!"

This message has been edited by m0nk33wr3nch on May 31, 2001 at 08:39 PM

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy."

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy."

tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy."

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I don't believe in stereotypes. I prefer to hate people on a much more personal level.

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inbreeding means you're in the same family moron...
if we were in the same family, we would know of each other...

mw

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tbone

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"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy."

monkeeface, you are such a brain-dead moron it's a wonder you don't asphyxiate on your own drool. I think the only reason you're still alive today is that the doctors were fascinated by an organizm that could not only live without any sort of controlling nerve center, but would extrude refuse every time it opened its mouth.

tbone, thank you for taking everything I say so seriously, it provides endless entertainment for me. I wouldn't be surprised if you and monkeeface are one and the same--after all, the quality and intelligence of your posts are right about at the same level. I sure hope they don't cut the power to your trailer park, so I can continue to read all of your childishly idiotic posts. You are a prime example of why humans and donkeys shouldn't have sex together.

This message has been edited by Jynx on June 02, 2001 at 02:56 PM

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on June 02, 2001 at 10:32 PM

it's nice that you can now use big words like 'asphyxiate', but what you're really doing, is just using my own insults on me...

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Originally posted by T-bone:
speak without needing a drool bucket hanging around your neck

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Please do us all a favor--get "The Idiot's Guide to Suicide", try it out, and let us know how it goes, okay? Thanks!

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Originally posted by Jynx:
you don't even deserve the "0" in your title. Lamor.

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i don't know where you get your ideas, and i'm not talking about the ones you've stolen from other people, but the shit like humans and donkeys having sex...and if humans ever did have sex with donkeys...i'm willing to bet you'd be the first in line to stick your equivalent of a dick up that donkey...
to think, thousands of little sperms shooting into your mom, and you were the fastest one??
you deserve less rights than the kling-on's on your anus...

tbone

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy.
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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Dear Fellow Detonaters,

I regret to inform you that T-Bone lost his penis at May 14, 2001, in the elventh hour. It broke of whilst he was masterbating in a old exhaust pipe... Some one tapped him on the shoulder, he spun around but unfortuantly, left his dick in the car.

Please send him a card, it will take him a long time to recover from the major travisty.

Here is Quote from him after said event:
"It may have been a tiny shrivel of a dick, but damit it was my dick!"

Sincerly,
Anztac

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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
I think all three of you (WG, m0nk33, and T-Bone) are inbred idiots, I mean you seem to be able to spot the traits of inbreeding pretty well. Well here's a test for all three of you, find a copy of your family tree, if it looks like a stump, a Double Helix (if you know what that is), or if it just doesn't fork, then you should all know where your humps came from, and why all the other kids in school used to laugh when you entered the room.

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tbone

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy.
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you actually wrote that anztac??
i can't believe some moron would seriously try something so stupid!!
omg that's funny

mw

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This message has been edited by m0nk33wr3nch on June 02, 2001 at 02:12 PM

mw

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on June 03, 2001 at 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by m0nk33wr3nch:
alright...i'm sorry...
i shoudn't have done that...posting at the same time, or i tried to, as T-bone...

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Originally posted by m0nk33wr3nch:
and the thing about me using his icq number...well, i just didn't think anyone would find out...

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This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on June 03, 2001 at 11:19 PM

tbone

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotamy.
-- Tom Waits

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I am the one, the Alfa and the Omega...I am the Amygdala...

As for tbone and his alternate personalities: you are such pathetic, lame little girls. You are so incompetant that you can't even get yourself off, you are so dumb that you think the M&M Factory is broken because it keeps putting "W"s on the candies, and you are so clueless that you will take me personally and respond once again with your incomprehensible, mouth-frothing, self-righteous, non-entertaining drivel. You might even be dumb enough to believe that I will even read what you write, much less pay attention to it. But that's okay, because trolls always need food.

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I am the one, the Alfa and the Omega...I am the Amygdala...

edit: can't spell

This message has been edited by Jynx on June 07, 2001 at 12:26 PM

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I am the one, the Alfa and the Omega...I am the Amygdala...

christ you all sound like syfon on a rampage

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