Forum: Rants
Topic: ode to the screwed
started by: peregrin

Posted by peregrin on Mar. 08 2001,23:35
while i know that none of you wants to hear this, it must be said; peregrin, the dude nobody knows, may now be no more. the judge is apparently still deliberating about my punishment, but it could be up to 2 years w/o access to computers/internet. so, in that case we shall assume the worst, and i bid all of the faithful here adieu. i will try to check up on the sly, but it may not be possibly. in the meantime, your condolences are gratiously accepted. thank you for your time,
peregrin

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Mar. 09 2001,00:13
um, why?!

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Posted by solid on Mar. 09 2001,03:22
i hate the western world.
(its partially related)


damn government. i dont know why peregrin, but if the judge says that he/she is an abseloute dumbass. that means you cant use a watch, microwave, car.. all those have computers.


Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 09 2001,12:02
i bet they mean computer in the traditional sense of the word...like with a monitor, vid card, cpu, etc...not normal stuff thats had computers put in.
Posted by cr0bar on Mar. 09 2001,14:57
IF YOU LET HIM NEAR A TELEPHONE POLE HE CAN CLIMB TO THE TOP AND CROSS THE WIRES AND USE THE PULSES TO DIAL THE PENTAGON AND LAUNCH TACTICAL NUCLEAR STRIKES AGAINST OUR PEACEFUL FRIENDS, THE ALCOHOLI-- ER, RUSSIANS!

LOCK THIS SICK FUCK UP FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE!!!!!!


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Mar. 13 2001,19:51
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
IF YOU LET HIM NEAR A TELEPHONE POLE HE CAN CLIMB TO THE TOP AND CROSS THE WIRES AND USE THE PULSES TO DIAL THE PENTAGON AND LAUNCH TACTICAL NUCLEAR STRIKES AGAINST OUR PEACEFUL FRIENDS, THE ALCOHOLI-- ER, RUSSIANS!

LOCK THIS SICK FUCK UP FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE!!!!!!


Thats was an amazingly out of character post.... You feeling ok cr0?

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Mar. 13 2001,22:00
Cr0's own sense of humor I guess.

Anyways, what happened peregrin?


Posted by Nene on Mar. 17 2001,18:12
Now I'm curious

:P

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Posted by Neophyre on Mar. 18 2001,04:06
Dude?
whats happening?
Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 18 2001,08:42
dude, maybe it happened already, and thats why he hasnt said anything since he started the topic.
Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 18 2001,10:49
This feels like a joke. I don't know if it is a joke, but it feels like one...

It sure trips all of my "this is a wind-up" detectors.

don't tell me, he's been sentenced to use AOL and play Zork!


Posted by Psychosomatic_plague on Mar. 19 2001,00:37
peregrin has unleased an virus that has crashed 1507 systems. Signlehandedly causing a 6 point drop in the stock market. His family shall be fined ุ,000 and he will be prohibbited from using computers or touchtone phones untill he is 18 years of age? or maybe he got caught spamming child pr0n?


Posted by jiggyfresh on Mar. 19 2001,01:50
wasnt it 1508?
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 19 2001,02:05
Maybe he got caught BEING child pr0n.
Posted by Jynx on Mar. 19 2001,14:46
That would explain the thread topic, wouldn't it?

Posted by peregrin on Mar. 25 2001,14:23
while all of your concern is quite touching, peregrin has in fact, been restricted from all aspects of networks and the internet; this does not however, prevent him from surfing in proxy. he and i have worked out an agreement in which i will relay his email and such, however, untill he turns 18, everything else is completely gone. continue to pity him, and be glad that you have not yet been caught.

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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by DuSTman on Mar. 25 2001,16:00
I continue to not believe a word.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 25 2001,20:39
was this cos of that thing with the sheep perigrin?
Posted by Observer on Mar. 26 2001,06:35
Especially since no details have been divulged.

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Posted by fire_502 on Mar. 26 2001,06:46
damn little punks and their computers...
Posted by kuru on Mar. 27 2001,06:18
it's probably only one punk, trying to be impressive by pretending that he's two people.

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Posted by Jynx on Mar. 27 2001,06:26
I'm with kuru on this one. Already saw the movie, sorry. Try being more original next time.

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