Forum: Rants
Topic: Stupid Mutha Nature ...
started by: Nikita

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 15 2001,18:57
You all ever had any of these happen to you?

1) Nice day out all day, time to leave, it pours.

2) Pouring sheets of rain when you absolutely have to go somewhere. You run through the rain and end up looking like a drowned rat. You get to destination. Rain stops.

3) Perfect cuddle weather the weekend before your bf/gf/etc arrives and hellishly hot when they arrive.

1 happening right now. 2 if this damn rain doesn't let up soon. Hm, who do I toss out there to appease the gods?


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 15 2001,20:20
get in touch. i h8x0r3d one of his private phone lines. even god has to dial out for pizza

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 15 2001,21:59
I love the rain! I also love dark days

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Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 15 2001,22:14
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
I love the rain! I also love dark days

Easy to say for a CALIFORNIAN!!!

Nikita - my feelings are with you. 1 and 2 are happening here all the time. 3... uhh I haven't experienced that personally yet.


Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 15 2001,22:21
Well I'm about to go back to my haunted dorm on the top of the hill in...PENNSYLVANIA! *thunder crash*
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 21 2001,10:33
After 1990 i dont even notice the rain anymore. it could be a total down pour and ill still just walk out into it. I watch people run for shelter and just look at them like their nuts.

Remember folks, from 88-90 i was in Panama. Rains every day there, it gets to the point where you dont even notice or care anymore.

What the hell, its just water.

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 21 2001,13:22
I lived in a tropical area for a few years, gorgeous weather, lovely beaches ... and of course, monsoon season! Then somehow, moves kept taking me north ... I wonder if it's some weird migration pattern ... or if I'm following the magnetic field northward?

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:

What the hell, its just water.

3 words, my good man: white tee shirt.


Posted by cr0bar on Aug. 21 2001,14:42
Although I'm no Wolfguard yet (I usually carry expensive portable audio equipment...) having lived in Hawaii and now Oregon, rain doesn't really bother me. Sure, it's sunny in Hawaii but when it rains.....it rains. On a particularly rainy Christmas day (more a month) once, the neighbor's kid towed me around the block on a surfboard. . .and we lived on a hillside.

Another time, my 7th grade teacher wouldn't let us go home because it was raining too hard. The school was at the bottom of a driveway, and water was rushing down it pretty fast. She was such a fucking nutcase though. . .she put trashbags on and yelled at us to "be quiet while I go see what to do about this!" What to do? Lady, it's rain, there's nothing you can do!

What the hell? It's just water!


Posted by pengu1nn on Aug. 21 2001,15:57
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:

3 words, my good man: white tee shirt.


/me whistles


Posted by miNus on Aug. 21 2001,17:02
I've got you all beat. I used to live in Juneau, Alaska. Picture mountains, glaciers, lakes, etc. Now picture it raining more than half the year. Yeah, h4w
Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 21 2001,19:52
I saw a friend of mine come in from the rain to the floor meeting on satarday. very wet t-shirt. oh did i mention she is fucking rediculously gorgeous with just perfect amazing c/d boobs? yes. unfortunately she realized everyone was starring at her so she went up and changed into a tank top.
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 21 2001,21:37
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:

3 words, my good man: white tee shirt.


Only if im lucky


Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 21 2001,22:36
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:

3 words, my good man: white tee shirt.


Also Babydoll Tshirts with something like Slipknot, Fear Factory, or Coal Chamber right across them boobies!!

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Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 25 2001,00:41
or the ever popular 'Porn Star'.
you gotta love it.
i wish it would get cold here already.... i just bought a nice Forum sweatshirt, and i want to wear it, damnit.

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This message has been edited by Rhydant on September 25, 2001 at 07:42 PM


Posted by askheaves on Sep. 25 2001,06:02
It's getting cold here

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It's actually colder outside than it is in my apartment... after midnight.


Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 25 2001,13:26
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
It's getting cold here

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It's actually colder outside than it is in my apartment... after midnight.


Um, Heaves, thats the idea of shelter. You know, to protect you from the elements in the same place you keep all your stuff.


Posted by Nikita on Sep. 25 2001,14:44
People here stare when you wear a trenchcoat ... or anything other than dumb pea coats. It's just a dark blue w/ light material that flows nicely when the wind blows ... now if I had a cape like Spawn that would really rock ...

Or is it because they expect me to be half naked, shivering, and having a serious case of nipple hard-on (your turkey is done, poing poing!)?

Hm, gotta try that sometime ...


Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 25 2001,14:57
Mmm... nipples.

I'm sorry, you were saying something?


Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 25 2001,22:34
if i met Nikita in real life, i'd be forced to say hello to her 3 times.

ฤ to the first person who gets that joke.

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Frostu is in Japan. He says Hi.


Posted by Nikita on Sep. 25 2001,23:05
"hi nipple 1"
"hi nipple 2"
*S L A P S L A P*
"oh, HI there Nikita ..."

???


Posted by Observer on Sep. 26 2001,00:34
Because you'd want to sound British and say, "hello hello hello!"?

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Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Sep. 26 2001,17:40
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
if i met Nikita in real life, i'd be forced to say hello to her 3 times.

ฤ to the first person who gets that joke.


Coz she walks with BodyGuards?


Posted by spOon on Sep. 26 2001,18:57
Well I have no idea about the joke. Or lack of.

I get really happy when it's cold. I walk up to people and say "Dont you love fall?!" And they stare at me like wtf is up with her? Of course I would just happen to be a born New Yorker talking to a bunch of Virginians. "No cause the tabaccer starts ta frost!", is the usual reply.


Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 26 2001,20:17
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
"hi nipple 1"
"hi nipple 2"
*S L A P S L A P*
"oh, HI there Nikita ..."


aw, YOU werent supposed to guess.
damnit!

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Posted by Jimi on Oct. 18 2001,00:02
I have a question about the spawn cape...

Now I'm being serious here, tell me truthfully. Would it become see through when it got wet?

Cause if the answer is yes then I think its a great idea!

Oh Oh, would it also have all the cool chains and shit?
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This message has been edited by Jimi on October 18, 2001 at 07:04 PM


Posted by veistran on Oct. 20 2001,18:58
I don't mind the rain, but I hate it when my socks get wet. I did this 5 mi. hike in pouring rain for boy scouts several years ago and had to change socks four times cause it was raining so hard.

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Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 20 2001,20:22
Remember that old George Brassens song... "Ne me quitte pas"? It says "I'll bring you raindrops from the land where it never rains"... I don't want the raindrops, but I want to know where that country is!!!

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Posted by Vigilante on Oct. 20 2001,21:38
Feh. You're not going to melt.
Posted by Nikita on Oct. 25 2001,19:45
Ah yes, count on snow and rain to mess me up ... was meeting cute dance partner for lunch and it was sorta snowing ... then I lost my footing on the steps and ever so gracefully fell. Talk about an icebreaker

"are you okay?"
"no, it was your gentlemanly manly duty to carry me over slippery steps"
"yup, you're okay. Let's eat!"

French have no manners


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