basically, my sister (who is just shy of 16) and her friends are all bitches. they just can not get along, and i dont understand it

ok alexis (my sister) used to be really great friends with this girl named kendall. also until recently she was best friends with another girl named kellie. these are all around her age (16-17).

now the story starts at last years (2000) year 10 formal (i spose the aus equivalent of prom). kendall was plannign on hosting an after-party (after the formal) for a girl named rebecca, who's birthday it was. note the big appeal with formals is basically the after party, so kellie and alexis decide to goto THE after party, where the whole school is going to be, instead of kendall's which would have 3-4 people. rebecca also does not go to kendalls (who she wsa throwing the party for!) so basically kendall sits at home all night wondering where her friends are

kendall blames everyones no-show on alexis (my sister remember, although i hold no bias for her) even though rebecca didnt go anyway. big fight ensues between alexis and kendall which lasts for months, with them both talking shit about each other (i get to hear both sides cause i am good friends with kendall and kellie). they both (alexis and kendall) say that they dont spread shit about each other, but every day i hear "kendall said this about me" or "alexis told xxx i was a bitch" etc... you get the idea

NOW kellie (ex-best friend of alexis) has gone all chummy with kendall, so, alexis, instead of talking to her about it, immediately disses her as a friend and starts abusing her. kellie retaliates so now we have kellie and kendall against alexis. to top it all off kendall is still blaming the after-party fiasco on alexis. and GUYS are the insensitive pricks who only care about themselves?! chicks are the ones that are always calm and try to work through problems? i dont think so!

sorry if that was long and complicated, but i think you get the idea. now, WHY ARE FEMALES SO FUCKED UP?? why cant they just talk to each other? all they do is tell other people siht which they know will get back to the other person. they dont care about who is their friend, as long as their precious reputation is not spoiled, yet little do they realise that from the outside, all their reputations are down the shit because everyone just thinks they are bitches.

can you imagine this sort of thing happening with a group of guys? i cant! at the worst there would be a fist-fight and chances are they would be friends afterwards. no third or forth hand information, no twisting of words, no wild accusations

man, it gets my head in a spin just thinking about it. at what age do girls grow out of this trite bullshit??

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This message has been edited by fatbitch on March 01, 2001 at 06:02 AM

That is total bullshit. Men can't talk to WOMEN about their feelings, because women are manipulative, opportunist, judgemental, and completely without honor. Tell a guy about something and ask him to keep quiet about it, 99\% of the time he will. Tell a girl about something, and ask her to keep quiet, and twenty minutes later the entire world will know.

And we're superior when it comes to resolving stupid fights like your sister is involved in, too. We'll be mad and avoid each other for a while, then we'll bawl each other out, maybe have a fistfight, then we'll grab a beer together and forget about it, since there's no point in having more enemies than you have to.

Of course, there are plenty of men and women who are exceptions to these generalizations, but I'd say they're true more often than not...

I joined a q3 clan, and I recently had to quit. Why, you ask (as if you care, hehe)..because of the other GIRLS. The worst of it was all of them but one is OLDER than me. Short of the story is: They disliked me...um...HATED me. Why? God knows. Maybe because I wouldn't hang out with their little gossip groups. Maybe because the guys liked me better because I displayed LESS of the more hated female characteristics. Maybe because I had the nerve to tell them to get over themselves. but I'm not bitter.

The good news: not all girls suck. Some grow out of their worst behavior. Some are cool enough to sit down and watch the sci-fi channel for hours on end with you. Some are smart enough to carry on an intelligent conversation not revolving around kids, minivans, marriage, makeup, or hair. There is hope.

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This message has been edited by Nene on March 05, 2001 at 09:25 AM

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Nene

first -

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Originally posted by Nene:
Some are cool enough to sit down and watch the sci-fi channel for hours on end with you.

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I love the sci-fi channel. As i have said before, "There is always something good on....the Sci-Fi Channel"

second - Jynx, you should put random messages in there for her to read, itll weird her out, and maybe she'll stop.

third - i have to say fatbitch is wrong, its not only girls who do this. from what i gather my friend, we'll call him S, is a better friend to C than my semi-friend J. J is very upset about this. J is being a packet kiddie at S. thus far, (in a span from about saturday night) J has:

put 7 galvanized roofing nails in front of the back tire of S's tire, fortunately S noticed before driving on them.

deleted S's email account off of J's server after threatening.

deleted the contents off S's school account.

deleted S's account off the school ftp/web server(limited access was granted in the first place by J and other friend B)

set up his computer to repeatedly call S's house early in the morning, thus waking up all of S's family.

other stuff i dont recall.

in short, J is being a complete ass because S is a nice guy. Unfortunately, the only proof that this is J's fault can be found from the phone company records. Although we know that J is the only one with the skill/expertise/access to do most of that other shit, we dont technically have proof (most of it isnt illegal anyway). this pisses me off, cause i have had my problems with J in the past, when he tells me that things I get mad about are stupid, and then he gets mad because S is being nice??? now THAT is possibly even more bullshit than the shit going down with fatbitch.

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Originally posted by Jynx:
Robert Jordan's WOT

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good stuff, that.

Too bad we will all be dead before he finishes the series.

--J

and jim.... that quote is gold, i love it

here is some more of my sisters fucked up social life (not that you care)

on the weekend she went to her party which her boyfriend didnt go to. she was sitting with this one guy for most of the night but she tells me nothing happened (she generally tells me truth about that shit cause im not in her group of friends), but this guy says she gave him a handjob or something. anyway he told everyone this, so now everyone thinks she is some cheating handjob slut. of course she tells them its not true, but noone belives her

the thing that gets me is, i know she spreads lies and shit about other people (see, i'm not taking her side ) but for people to not belive her that she didnt give a guy she didnt know a handjob, well, she must be pretty renowned as a liar if you know what i mean.

ugh girls. tell me again why i am attracted to them? i seem to have forgotten

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
ugh girls. tell me again why i am attracted to them? i seem to have forgotten

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Curves.

Let me give an example. You say this: "I'm gonna go to the store to get some chips."

A guy would hear, "I'm gonna go to the store to get some chips."

A girl would hear, "I'm mad at you for some reason that you should obviously know but don't, so as punishment I'm gonna leave you alone to stew in your own juices while I indulge in a purchase of something that you would probably hate, thus additionally proving my independance from you, and my unwillingness to agree with you on such a simple subject as food."

I am not kidding here. My wife always reads between the lines, whether or not there's something to read. I try to tell her, "Look, all this person is saying is what just came out of their mouth", but she'll say "no no no, didn't you read the body language??? Sigh, I have since learned to give up and let her read messages into everything.

On a side note, a man who can follow the female train of thought and respond appropriately to given questions is truly gifted. I've worn this ring now for almost five years, and I still haven't got it down yet.

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nice to wake up next to

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
ugh girls. tell me again why i am attracted to them? i seem to have forgotten

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Oh no... we've got a crisis on our hands here... Someone upload some pr0n for him quick!

Oh, about the fact girls are really fucked up... One of my friends was recently dumped by her boy friend of six or some odd months... Not my business to remember her anniversaries... Anyway, she's been bitching on and on and on about how he's an insensitive prick and blah blah blah... How could he just get over her in two days blah blah blah... Basically, a whole lot of shit that could put you to sleep in ten minutes flat. I'm sorry if I sound insensitive here; I feel for you, and I'm sorry about you being dumped, but please shut the fuck up! You can only talk about something so many times before nobody cares anymore. Besides, I know him too -- he must have had a reason; talk to him and find out... After all, it's what she does best anyway... Talk talk talk... JEEBUS H. CRIPES!

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This message has been edited by TallAssAzn on March 06, 2001 at 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
ugh girls. tell me again why i am attracted to them? i seem to have forgotten

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You know, if you ever, you know, want to give up on the chicks, you know, you always have a place to go here... uh, huh huh huh.

Personguy seems pretty friendly

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Originally posted by Nene:
There is hope.

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not from what I can tell. everytime i find hope in some new girl i meet at school it always falls apart in the end. my current interest is a pot head punk in my philosophy class who happens to be an astronomy major ( ) but she never returns my calls and she keeps talkin about how she hangs out with some random [guys] every weekend so i dunno wtf is up. im trying not to get my "hope" up. oh well im sure it will turn out bad in the end, leaving me back here with you loosers.

[cartman]
ah, i love you guys.

...

ah, screw you guys.
[/cartman]

quote:

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Originally posted by fatbitch:
ugh girls. tell me again why i am attracted to them? i seem to have forgotten

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To quote Kryten, its for their inny and outy bits.

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[B] not from what I can tell. B]

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I believe the operative words were:
Some grow out of their worst behavior.

the really operative word being: SOME

:b

I dont have a whole lot of faith in the female of the species. Hairspray should be banned.

Nene

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This message has been edited by Aero on April 14, 2001 at 07:11 PM

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I know that its not strictly sci-fi, but it still rocks...

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ok, so i'm a geek. we all knew that... but at least heaves thinks i'm cute.

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This message has been edited by kai on April 17, 2001 at 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by askheaves:
Personguy seems pretty friendly

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ROFL! Hehe... THIS thread makes me proud to be a man! It makes me SOOOOO wish I was gay. But I just got an idea!

Let me do some reasoning to set this up:
I'm strait because I dig women. Women freak me out. I like hanging out with guys. I want to be gay to hang out with guys ALL the time. Doing so requires me to have sex with them. But I'm strait.

Basically we've got a catch 22 cycle. So the key is the break one part of the loop. And now... after 18 years of pondering I have found the key! I HAVE THE ANSWER!!

We simply brake the loop at the sex with men part: We all live together, but have a secret pact to combine our earnings and BUY a personal hooker (kind of like a personal maid)! She can just round-robin through-out the week. Therefore we've limited our women interaction to ONLY (well, mostly) sex! HURAY!!

So who's with me!?

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
So who's with me!?

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HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! HES GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT! I MEAN SHIT I HAVE ALL THE MORAL OBJECTIONS AND CANT, BUT FUCK! IM RIGHT BEHIND YA PG (no pun intended)!!!!!!

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Originally posted by solid:
IM RIGHT BEHIND YA PG (no pun intended)!!!!!!

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Everything in parenthises can be ignored (AKK!! KEEP THAT OUT OF MY PARENTHISES)

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