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Topic: JIGGLED MY FUCKING CHANGE!!!!
started by: KL1NK

Posted by KL1NK on Aug. 11 2001,12:17

Ok... I went to a goldfinger/reel big fish concert last night.. needless to say, it kicked ass.. except for when the fucking bouncer was searching me. I mean, come on, how much fucking patting must the guy do.. HE JIGGLED MY FUCKING CHANGE NUMEROUS TIMES.. I've been to plenty of concerts and I was never searched this thoroughly. *shudder*

Posted by chmod on Aug. 11 2001,13:05

A few weeks ago I also went to a goldfinger/rbf concert, in nyc. The bouncer barely searched me at all. But there was this kid there whining about how he bought a real ticket and blah blah blah, but they wouldn't let him inside.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 11 2001,15:03

its cos thy're pros and wont risk you smuggling in some stuff that will cost them their job unless they're not 100\% sure, even if it means taking the risk of looking a bit dodgy

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Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 11 2001,18:50

hey just be thankful that they didn't jingle your nuts...

Posted by GeZzEd on Aug. 11 2001,19:47

Err Ck I thought that that's what they had actually done, jiggled your change being a metaphor for jiggled your nuts. I don't know why people would get upset over having their actual change jingled.

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 11 2001,20:04

well, juggle my jugs ...

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 11 2001,21:25

that was a joke gez

Posted by j0eSmith on Aug. 11 2001,21:55

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
well, juggle my jugs ...

Thought you'd never ask!

/me grabs Nikita's milk jugs and begins to juggle

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Posted by afropik on Aug. 12 2001,01:11

I wish I was this lucky...

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 12 2001,03:38

quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
I [b]wish I was this lucky...[/B]

To have someone 'jingle your change?'

You sick bastage...

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Posted by incubus on Aug. 12 2001,05:48

DKB is correct. But, what the fuck is the big deal, you're called KL1NK and you wonder why they jingle your change ...

hehe

Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 12 2001,10:10

could be worse.

he could of been behind you with one hand on your sholder doing a cavity search.

only one thing worse than that.

he has both hands on your sholders and he is doing the cavity search....

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 12 2001,10:25

reminds me of that juice commercial:

"Grab me, poke me, I'm so easy!"

I forgot which brand it was, but as soon as I heard that, I hit the floor laughing

How the hell did that slip by marketing ...

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 13 2001,05:42

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
could be worse.
he could of been behind you with one hand on your sholder doing a cavity search.
only one thing worse than that.
he has both hands on your sholders and he is doing the cavity search....

For guys..but not for girls

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Aug. 14 2001,15:38

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
For guys..but not for girls

I like the cut of your jig.

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Posted by damage on Aug. 15 2001,05:01

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
"Grab me, poke me, I'm so easy!"

That's almost as funny as Round Up's new slogan. "Round Up helps you smoke your weeds."

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 15 2001,09:46

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
For guys..but not for girls

why dont you come out for a few days then. know a place you can stay but you have to under go a cavity search

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Aug. 15 2001,14:39

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
why dont you come out for a few days then. know a place you can stay but you have to under go a cavity search

/me cancles all future plans for pennsylvania

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 15 2001,22:01

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
why dont you come out for a few days then. know a place you can stay but you have to under go a cavity search

Sounds good to me!

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 15 2001,22:45

oh yes, probe me with your endoscope ... snake into me ... tickle all the dark nooks and crannies ... oh so naughty naughty!

ah yes, the wonders of medical instrumentation ...