Forum: Rants
Topic: no no no no no!!!!!!
started by: Chrissy

Posted by Chrissy on Jul. 14 2000,03:06
No GOD DAMN IT! It's not possible!
Why, even when you try to avoid people they inevitably show up just where you don't want to see them. THEN to top it all off they tell you things you don't want to hear-the main reason why you have been avoiding said person to begin with.

I mean is it just me or do these people have radar? ugh why can they keep finding us? I dont know maybe it's just me. But I hope it isnt.

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 14 2000,06:24
This is a shot in the dark, but did you perhaps meet someone whilst you were away. Said someone being either of the culprits in a previous rant?

I believe these people are agents of Misery. The spawn of Despair. They do seem to know when it will piss you off the most when approaching you. The only known defence is a choc-chip brownie, covered in thick cream and cookie-dough ice cream, taken orally once a day. Preferably before a good movie.
Beating the shit out of them with a heavy blunt object is also satisfactory.

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Posted by Kolben on Jul. 14 2000,07:14
Damn you...now you've made me hungry. And it isn't even lunch yet.

Usually there are few people I don't want to meet, but the fact that almost everybody I know either live nearby, works at my work or goes to my school, makes it very difficult not meeting some of them once in a while...it happens every day. I've found out, that a good way to loose them is to ask "where's the money you owe me?". It's like an instinct for most people to shrink 2 feet and disappear in the masses without even thinking about it.

But it's not a good thing relying on NOT meeting the people you don't like. Don't you knows Murphys' law? That guy described all my summer vacations in elementary school. But later it became the other way around (phew).

Go out and try to be lucky instead of going out trying not to be unlucky. Do you understand or am I rambling? If you try to be lucky, there's a better chance of you being it


Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 14 2000,11:36
I vote for rambling.

So come on Chrissy. Fess up. What happened?
Tell you what, make it interesting if we guess who it is, we win a prize. See first post for my guess.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jul. 14 2000,15:01
Decent guess...yes it is a certain someone I have mentioned in previous rants but not that I ran into whilst i was on vacation. Actually the person just showed up out of the blue and proceeded to tell me what he's been up to for the past few weeks (including things I DID NOT want to know about)and what he was doing the night he ran into me (going over to his girlfriend's house) See the reason I wasn't talking to him to begin with is because I dont want to hear about the girlfriend (the ex friend that she eventually became to me) etc.

But you guys are too smart for me.

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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard


Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 15 2000,00:51
C'mon, give yourself some credit. You're at least as smart as most of us, probably have some of us passed by a long shot. Don't diss yourself: leave that to everyone else. They'll do a fine enough job of it.

Sorry to hear about it, is this the same people you were referring to in "Girls suck" ?

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Posted by Chrissy on Jul. 15 2000,01:18
Yeap it is the same people. It's not like it was too hard to figure out. =)

The prize for guessing correctly is 5 shots on the ass with a wet noddle...or a date with yours truly...neither of which you want Im sure.
heh

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 15 2000,15:46
Think I'm a bit too far away for either right now.
The noodle sounds fun though....

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 15 2000,16:46
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Yeap it is the same people. It's not like it was too hard to figure out. =)

The prize for guessing correctly is 5 shots on the ass with a wet noddle...or a date with yours truly...neither of which you want Im sure.
heh


I'll take the date :P

/me slaps himself for his stupidity (I forgot about willy's post and your response when I posted mine)

I can't say I know what it's like cause I don't even have a best friend, let alone an ex. All I can say is I hope everything turns out find in the end and you meet someone who is deserving of you.

Best of luck Chrissy.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jul. 16 2000,00:50
Well how far are you guys....=P

Thanks for the luck I think I need it to find a guy to put up with me. lol

Oh well...life goes on right?

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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard


Posted by rig_hater on Jul. 18 2000,02:39
hey girlie! *hugs*

you'll pull through. some people turn out to be assholes, and often, it's not until post-relationship that we discover this. I've dated my share of guys I never want to see again. It's tough trying to avoid them, and I know, it's hard to stand your ground when you would just rather wail on the guy. (I'm sure this goes for guys vs. girls too).

Anyway, my point is, we have to stop letting nasty ex situations run our lives and the paths we follow. We get out of relationships with hope for respect to travel our separate ways, yet some people just feel compelled to keep coming back. To hell with them, I say! I always enjoy slamming a door in the face of someone I don't like. Sometimes, you just have to take a bit of initiative to get the point across. That guy's obviously stupid to have started to get himself into this entire situation (from the girls sux thread) and sounds like he needs a good screwdriver to drill the message home that you don't want to see him ever again.

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 18 2000,07:32
Uhm, I'd consider another continent quite far. BTW I'm probably too old for the likes of you and your noodle my dear. =P
Y'know, on a preliminary diagnosis, I'd say the guy is suffering from terminal narcicism. He's only doing this to see if you still like him. Some guys get a kick out of this. "Yeah, we broke up but I can see she still wants me!" That's the only reason he told you where he was going, to test for reaction.
It's bull. Best you can do is hohum or 'that's nice' him. Y'know 'ho-hum, you're boring me.*yawn*' That'll kill the ego. Dead.
Killing egos is fun. It causes irreperable damage, trips to therapists, typical male insecurities, mid-life crises. Lovely stuff. Do it for me.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 18 2000,11:23
Well, Philly PA might be a little out of your range. I don't know how old you are, but I'm 17 if it makes a difference.

From what I've seen, a guy would be very lucky to score a catch like you, but then, most guys are so dense they probably wouldn't see that.

Anyways, I just saw destro in #detnet the other day, he was being a bit of an asshole. I'd say you're better off without him.

I'm sorta free at the moment But hopefully not for long. You see, there's this girl......

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 18 2000,12:15
...and there we were thinking maybe it would be a sheep Hellraiser! Thanks for clearing it up.

j/k

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 18 2000,14:27
/me slaps Willy Pete around a bit with a large trout.
Posted by kuru on Aug. 31 2000,10:55
my luck is that the person i run into is always some guy i went on a date with and then had to climb out the bathroom window at the restaurant to get out of the discussion about how he could see us getting married in 10 years as long as i would convert to his religion.

lately i've been telling them that i have multiple personality disorder, and i don't know which personality they went on the date with. sometimes though, i just look up at the psychiatric hospital, and smile, and say 'i have to go home now, those guys in the white coats are going to tuck me in and read me my story.'

if that doesn't work, i tell them that i *LOVE* my german shepherd.
if you can't beat 'em, disgust 'em.

then again.. i'm not sure this even relates to the conversation here..

i need to start drinking coffee again.

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Posted by Hooker With A Penis on Sep. 05 2000,06:33
just do what i do when confronted with a situation that you don't want to deal with
either:

1. S&N as in Smile & Nod

2. Fake a corenary

Nooge

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Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 05 2000,12:34
The multiple personality thing works, great, but what if they claim to as well?
Guy: "Hey! We can double date, just the two of us!"
Of course this is just one of my personalities speaking...
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