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Topic: The Fox Network
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 14 2001,20:36

...are a big bunch of FAGS

their antics have always pissed me off. but this one takes the cake. they are airing a tv show about how the moon landing NEVER HAPPENED. wtf??? the only persons i ever heard put that theory forward were either doing it as a joke or because they are fucked up...bad. now millions of people are going to think we never landed on the moon, and nasa's funding will eventually get cut because of bad public opinion. THE FOX NETWORK IS THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICAN SOCIETY!

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2001,21:39

What are you talking about? We never made it to the moon. Haven't you seen that movie with Tom Hanks? Everything got messed up and they never got there. It was a true story! Stop being so guilable.

Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 14 2001,21:44

hey...didnt fox make that movie?

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 14 2001,21:47

that was apollo 13 that didn't make it. appollo 11 did make it!

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Posted by Spydir Web on Feb. 14 2001,23:41

I think Apollo 11 made it to the moon, but that's only because of my conspiracy theory about Apollo 13...

see, they landed on the moon. Hip-hip-hoary. No on cared. Funding started to go down, and America said "You got to the moon before the communists, now stop stealing my money". But NASA had big plans. Apollo 12, blew up (isn't that right?), Apollo 13? Well, we all know. If you saw the movie, take notice how when they were supposed to be on TV, no channels aired it, and all the NASA guys had that "time to do something" look... then the o2 tanks blew up. I figure, so NASA could get more money, they fucked up a bunch of tests so all the 70's people figured "Well if you're gonna do it, do it right." and they got money.

So yeah, that's my theory... It actually makes a little sense when you think about it and look back at the history a little...

oh yeah, Fox does suck. The only good things are The Simpsons, That 70's Show, and a couple other shows... but most of it sucks...

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Posted by aventari on Feb. 15 2001,01:02

Yeah Fox only has like 3 or 4 good shows, (Futurama, Simpsons, etc) but thats 3 or 4 more than any of the other big networks!!

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 15 2001,02:33

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So yeah, that's my theory... It actually makes a little sense when you think about it and look back at the history a little...

no it doesn't.

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 15 2001,03:12

Apollo space program (IIRC):

Apollo 1 blew up on launchpad, 3 died (White, Grissom, #3)
Apollo 2-7? were unmanned test launches to see if the whole thing was possible.
Apollo 8 orbited the moon
Apollo 9 orbited the moon, did a near flyby
Apollo 10 landed unmanned

Apollo 11-17 landed on the moon.

There was no Apollo 18

This is all from my vague recollection of my fascination with the space program that lasted until the end of middle school... that was a while back.

Posted by kuru on Feb. 15 2001,07:34

apollo 13 is the only exception that's notable to me. it was supposed to land on the moon, but never did.

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Posted by fatbitch on Feb. 28 2001,11:07

i actually read quite a comprehensive conspiracy theory site about how apollo 11 never landed on the moon. how it was all staged etc, it was all very belivable. dont have the url tho

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 28 2001,13:22

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Originally posted by askheaves:
There was no Apollo 18

It was built but never went to the moon. It became skylab.

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