Forum: Rants
Topic: Assholes that drive
started by: jptech

Posted by jptech on Jul. 07 2000,18:00
So WTF is up with people that feel that it's OK to drive at or near (under) the speed limit in the fast lane?

I don't have a lot of experience in other states, but in California if you're going the speed limit (usually 65 mph) on the highway you're going to piss a LOT of people off.

Today on my way to work, I got stuck behind some jerk who felt that it was OK to go 60 mph on the highway. Myself (and the 8 or 9 cars behind me) were happy as hell to be cruising along at 75-85+ mph, and this guy pulls out in front of me (from the slow lane) going like 60. There was no one in front of him that was going any slower, and there was NO fucking reason for him to want to move LEFT! But he did anyways.

Of course, there were people going the same speed as him in the slow lane so the 10 or so of us couldn't pass him on the right (which is technically illegal here in Cali but no one really cares).

After about 5 miles he realized that there was a large Mercedes hanging about 10 feet from his back bumper and he decided to move over so we could pass him.

Are there people like this all over the place, or only on the West coast?


Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 07 2000,18:44
I think asshole drivers are universal. WE have to put up with them up here too, whenever we're outside any towns etc the lowest acceptale speed to drive is 100km/h. So if the actual limit is 90km/h your still within the 10km/h 'safe-zone' and if the speed limit is 100 then your doing the speed limit.
Now most people can handle this just fine, but theres still the odd numbnuts who gets on and goes 80. So your stuck behind him with more people piling up on this two lane highway, people start tring to pass in really stupid places and there are SO many close calls. People who drive UNDER the speed limit are just as bad or worse than those who drive exessivly OVER it.
Posted by iso9k on Jul. 07 2000,20:40
there is no such thing as a fast lane...it is a myth...like getting out of class if your teacher doesn't show up in the first 5 minutes.

slower traffic stays to the right means those that can not keep up with the speed limit.


Posted by jptech on Jul. 07 2000,22:50
But in California slower traffic also seems to be incapable of reading the big signs that say "Slower Traffic Keep Right"
Posted by Firefox on Jul. 08 2000,01:39
I don't have a problem with people who travel at or below the speed limit on the highway, just as long as they stay in the right hand lane when there are cars travelling faster than them (on a multilane highway), or willing to move over a bit to let cars behind them pass (on a single lane). I can't stand it when cars go signifigantly slower than the flow of traffic, and yet clog up the lanes that are for passing or fast traffic.

When I had my drivers training, one of the more interesting things they taught us was that keeping with the flow of traffic was far more important than precisely obeying posted speed limits. If the traffic is moving at 115km/h on a 100km/h highway, it's actually safer (and less annoying to others)to do the 115km/h rather than travel much slower than most of the traffic. Of course, you have to follow this within reason- if a pack of 2 or 3 cars go whizzing by at 150km/h on a 100km/h road, you don't accelerate just to "keep up with them"...

-FFox

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Posted by Nene on Jul. 08 2000,14:29
I'm not going to get into the fast lane thing, but my gripe is those "I own the road" idiots who forgot that the little lever on the left hand side of the steering wheel is a turn signal! Damn idiots.

One guy almost caused a wreck because he was hauling ass, pulled out of one lane of stopped traffic, causing the guy behind him to slam on his brakes since the guy behind couldn't see the stopped traffic in front of the idiot car.

*grr* RANT! RANT! ah...all better.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 08 2000,20:07
That's my pet peve too: lack of signals. It makes it very hard to judge where people are going when you are riding a bike, and I couldn't count the number of times someone has nearly run into me because they neglected to indicate where they were going.

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jul. 08 2000,23:49
i like how the american tourists that come up to my town in the summer time for fishing/camping or whatever think that my town has double lanes. its funny to see them driving right next to the sidewalk and screeching to a stop when they see a row of parked cars in front of them. I just drive on by, point, and laugh.
Posted by Happyfish on Jul. 09 2000,06:16
This reminds me of something very depressing...I smashed up my bike..my poooor bike. It was all my fault too, which makes it worse.. I'm fine but my bike has approx 񙇈 damage. Thank God I had insurance. My pooooor bike....*cries pathetically* Anyone wanna drive me around til I get a new ride?
Posted by Observer on Jul. 09 2000,23:47
As a fellow cyclist, I am rather curious as to how you smashed up your bike. 񙇈 damage? That sounds like a damn good bike. Usually damage totals in that range means things get replaced rather than repaired.
Posted by Happyfish on Jul. 10 2000,02:58
Sorry, should have clarified...
Motorcycle 1999 750cc Suzuki GSXF
Posted by Firefox on Jul. 10 2000,04:06
Yeah, I figured either you were a world class mountain biker with a 100\% lithium framed bike, electronically monitored shocks, etc... or you meant a motorbike.

As far as motorcycles go though, it's still a pretty nice model.

-FFox

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 11 2000,09:49
I've seen what you're talking about before. I was told the name for it was a 'Utah roadblock'. In South Africa, you flash your highbeams at someone who doesn't get out the way. What's cool is that there is an unwritten protocol of tapping your hazard lights to say thanks if somone moves over for you. It makes folks more polite - good if anyone could be carrying an AK47. You can also be fined R2000 (about 200 pounds GB) for getting in the way of fast moving traffic, even if they are breaking the speed limit. (very good) During the holidays, the cops publicly announce that they are not speed trapping so that folks don't slam anchors when they see a line across the road whilst doing 200kph. (although they do have a horrendous death rate) Try the high beams, with all the urban legends about gangster initiation in Cali, they should get the hell outta there! Get a semi truck horn too.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 11 2000,10:14
Im realy thinking of taking the BattleBots solution to the roads. Just mount a great big rescue(cuts anything) saw on the front of your car. Or better yet a big hydrolic flipping arm. If they dont move, move them.

Im thinking it time for me to go out into the woods for a week. the human race is getting to me again!

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Posted by Firefox on Jul. 12 2000,04:38
If you start flashing your high beams at people (at night), you will usually get nothing except a big middle finger and rude driving behavior. I know for one that having some jackass zoom past me with highbeams on, and then being half blind for 10 seconds really ticks me off. I guess that's for a different rant though.

-FFox

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 12 2000,09:35
i like the ones that come at you with the high beams on. they even flash their lights back when you flash them to let them know they are blinding you. That is the one and only reason i have a light bar on the top of my truck. 6, 500,000 candle power lights will convince any asshole that they better turn their high beams off.

Gee, is that the sun comming at me at 60 mph and pealing the paint off my hood?

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Posted by Kolben on Jul. 12 2000,10:03
Uuuhhh...you're so wild! I drive around with 10 Batman-projectors on the roof in different colors. And with a giant mirror-ball in the middle. So if you turn on your lights at me Woflie. Then I'd disco-light you so much, that you can feel the rythm for a week...or not...help me...I'm bored and at work, and if I leave I won't get my money.

Assholes that drive, isn't the ones you are referring to. It's women in Volvo Stationcars. I've come to the conclusion that The Volvo Stationcar must have a blind spot when it comes to women. Somewhere between 20 and 50 times they've cut me off as I was trying to pass. And even slowed down afterwards. Then they get the horn (off course) and things starts happening. Either you get the horn back along with six middle fingers from kids and other stuff on the back seat. Or she'll stop completely (Doesn' really take much effort to drop from 5 to 0 mph). If she stops, she sometimes comes up asking "what was that for??". Uuuuw...if assault wasn't illegal I'd open the door really fast and hard on her and yell "BIIIITCH" while accelerating from 0-very much very fast generating so much smoke from the tires that she can't find her car for 10 minutes. And then I'd wait for her to see her angry face afterwards...but never let her pass me (that might result in a war or something)...

What a relief! I'm really starting to like this rants-section!

Now I'll get back to work, doing nothing again :/


Posted by ch1ckie on Jul. 12 2000,16:35
hahahah i like that.
Posted by jptech on Jul. 13 2000,05:58
It happened to me AGAIN!!!

I got stuck behind some asshole in a Ford F350 (the one with like 2 or 3 sets of tires in the back) going the speed limit and blocking traffic. Never enough space on the right to pass him because he was going the same f'ing speed as the slow lane (actually about 1/2 MPH faster, as we were overtaking cars at about 1 per mile)

There was a line of like 20+ cars behind him, and I don't know if he's just a dickhead or blind, or what, but I was behind himn for damn near 20 miles before I (very stupidly) passed him on the right, almost causing an accident, but hey, it felt good to be in front of him. =)


Posted by Bob_Cannibal on Jul. 15 2000,04:20
This shit is why I invest my time in explosives and destruction... 5, D-5 model estes model rocket engines attached to a 5 lb shaped charge warhead.

strategically aim at gas tank. put it all into a pipe, for aiming. run the wiring into the inside of the vehicle, with safeties and all... if you blow up the tank, they are _going_ off the road.

You could get away with it in the middle of nowhere... (Honest!)

Either that, or hook up a tazer to a wire, put it onto a longass 3/4" dowel, and zap the bastard's car. then, apply usage of favorite LART. (Mine's sharp-pointy objects.)

now remember, if you blow yourself up, not my fault...

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