Topic: ah screw it
started by: Rhydant
but now i feel like jumping off a god-damned bridge. a really tall one, too.
but since then, ive....
moved into a new house with 3 other, annoying people (mom got married. shit.)
gotten robbed (sister left the old garage unlocked. shit times 2)
lost allmost all of my computer privledges (shit times 10)
my tv broke (fell over in the moving truck, screen smashed in)
all that, and other shit. then theres the problem of EVERYONE in this house being not-happy because its too crowded. my sisters come home smelling like pot every night. i dont have a tv or a computer in my room (my sisters have a puter. what the FUCK?!)
im sorry. im just upset because not a lot of stuff is going well right now. but not i have to go to bed becuase i have to wake up WAY to early tomorrow to go to school to pick up my books and what not. then i have to go to work and stay till 6pm doing stupid shit like setting up Outlook accounts and re-installing service-wise becuase the FUCKING SERVER CRASHED the other day.
sorry, i had to let this out somewhere... and its ok, because you guys dont hate me 
and i dont hate you either (except the dumb newbies)
</rant>
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
This message has been edited by Rhydant on August 02, 2001 at 11:59 PM
Tis ok man. It will work out in the end. Just don't do anything that you'll regret, like I did...
<story time>
I used to live with my mom and my two sisters in Alaska. I'd visit my dad in RI every summer and christmas. Life was pretty good, I was doing decently in school, except that I was constantly fighting with my mom. We used to scream and yell at each other like every night, for the dumbest little things. One night she said "This summer when you go to Rhode Island, you're not coming back." So I said fine and started packing my shit. Now I just finished high school, my mom came down for my graduation, we made up our differences, and now I'm regretting moving down here. Anyway, </story time>
Don't do anything you're gonna regret in the long run, and just try to keep sane
No.
pot bad.
plus, i dont want to drive with her. she drives like a fucking.... uhm... a mule. shes been in 3 car wrecks in the last month. only small things like bumping into the backs of (parked) cars, but still.
plus, if i dont that, my mom will get on MY case too. shit, i dont need that.
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
This message has been edited by Rhydant on August 03, 2001 at 09:58 AM
quote:
pot bad.
oooh, not smart.
/me awaits for lightning to strike from cr0bar's fists
or maybe i should just ask...
well?
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
A. die
B. get brain damaged
C. go crazy
D. become addicted
E. start using hard drugs
F. get cancer
How's that for a guarantee? With alcohol I guarantee only E and F. Cigarettes I guarantee B and E.
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10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
C. go crazy
<homer>Dont mind if I do AAHHHHHH</homer>
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To skate on the thin crust, known as reality
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
the fumes are more toxic than a cigerette's to the lungs
Says who, your DARE officer? Cigarettes are filled with adulterants. Put a drop of nicotine on a cut on your body, you'll die a horrible death in ten minutes. Drink a vial of it, same thing.
if ytou swallow some egg whites, youll be just fine. same goes for snake venom
funny how things work, eh?
btw, how do we gain access to the senior lounge? ive been here from the start! im jonesin' to get inside...
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
This message has been edited by Rhydant on August 03, 2001 at 11:01 PM
and you get English teeth. like people over in england (i dont think theyve discovered tooth brushes yet). then you start to smell. eewwww.
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
if you enject egg whites into your vien, you die. same goes for snake venom
I've never heard of people smoking egg whites or snake venom recreationally, though. And if you just drop a bit of nicotine on an open cut you die--I didn't say anything about injection. If you eat it you also die. At least I can still eat egg whites now that you've put a stop to my intravenous use... If anyone wants a fun experiment, take an eyedropper full of nicotine to the pet store. Empty it into a fish tank. Watch what happens.
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
<homer>Dont mind if I do AAHHHHHH</homer>
lol
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
and you get English teeth. like people over in england (i dont think theyve discovered tooth brushes yet). then you start to smell. eewwww.
erm well seeing as you americans are overly obsessed with dental hygiene despite the fact that i have never had any dental problems and shock! i dont floss i'm not bothered about not brushing twice EVERYDAY. hell sometimes i cant be assed to brush at all on a sunday. and i have nothing wrong with my teeth i dont need braces never had cavaties. heres a bit of home truths. just dont eat so much fucking sweets "candy" and go to the dentist every six months.
still wont convince me that smoking hash is a good thing. i like to restrict my body to 1 deadly sunstance thanks. and i dont have to grow mine or whatever you do to get it (probably suck off a business man 
) i just go to the off liciense down the road.
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To skate on the thin crust, known as reality
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
it's all about moderation.
But how would you define "moderate smoking"? 1 pack a month? an average of 2 cigarettes a month (like me...)? 5 cigarettes a day? Most smokers I know would consider themselves "moderate", even if they are on 1 pack a day.
Interesting question: How often/much does everyone here smoke/drink/use drugs?
i knew cr0 would say something cynical about that. it was just a sort of reference. i think. ah screw it.
on another note, ive gotten numerous phone calls from people around the office. "why is the mail server down?!!??!"
"why cant i get incomming emails?!"
"why am i a dumb ass?!!?"
and im just the intern. this job does have its high points funny people in suits. heh heh
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
But then again, as I think most of you know, the Canadian government legalized weed for medical purposes for the reduction of symptons for certain nerve and brain diseases. I doubt anyone would legalize something that would kill you faster than the disease it was meant to ease. I'd say moderation, but VERY strict moderation.
And to Rhy, you have my sympathy.
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
[B] But how would you define "moderate smoking"? 1 pack a month? an average of 2 cigarettes a month (like me...)? 5 cigarettes a day? Most smokers I know would consider themselves "moderate", even if they are on 1 pack a day.[B]
Well considering to participate in any medical studies for the ACS you have to be a moderate smoker (1 pack a day), I would say I'm a light smoker.
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
Interesting question: How often/much does everyone here smoke/drink/use drugs?
pack+ a day on smokes
dont use drugs
Drink. Hmmmm....
ok
this is easier over a weeks time
1/2 case of Bass Ale
1/2 a bottle of JD
1-2 bottles of wine (taken with dinner)(or sitting on the front porch with the wife making fun of the neighbors)
Thats about average. Some weeks are more some are less.
Right now with the hot weather the Ale intake is a bit up but the JD is down.
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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >
Usually when smoking it though its with friends.. and there have been special occasions that required an entire O. For drinking.. I drink very little just a beer here and there, and maybe a little vodka between them. This is mostly because I enjoy weed a lot more. I don't smoke at all, because I've never really enjoyed it as much as ganj... Since I tried pot before lighting up a cigeratte.. there was no reason to start up another habit.
but i'm stupid though.
chug chug
vrrooom vrrooom
At work, we have to stick to the P&P (policies and procedures). Theres one on smoking that says that if you need more than 1 cigarette in 3 hours you have a problem and should see a councillor.
This is probably true but is amusing cos smoking is a part of society.
I'm getting back into smoking ganja. I have never smoked a cigarette though in my life, I don't see the point. I've only ever smoked nice skink, because it hones my mind onto a task and allows me to think in totally different ways(great for uni shit when i was there).
I think that people that say blanket style DRUGS ARE BADD!!!!!1 just because one substance is dubbed legal over another need to get their head sorted out. Compare the damage done - alcohol is more dangerous than cannabis, you're more likely to get liver failure, get in a fight, choke on your own vomit, etc.
Hell, if everyone smoked a little weed, the world would be a much more chilled out place.
This has been a party political broadcast by the Green party.
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
next friday was supposed to be my last day on the job. but this morning i told my boss "fuck it, i quit... on monday"
now maybe i can get some rest, and enjoy the alst 2 weeks of vacation.... *sigh*
but im still rocking back and forth from the fishing trip monday.... jesus, why did the waters have to be so rough? and why did that damn shark eat my bait?!
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
Hell, if everyone smoked a little weed, the world would be a much more chilled out place.
Not me, shit gives me a headache and thats it.
headaches make me mean and i have access to guns and the knowledge to use them.
This is bad for the world.
But, stoned people are fun to mess with and this makes me happy. So, i mosly agree with you.
(this mindless babbling brought to you by Wolfgard and Mother Nature via her 100 degree heatwave)
heh.
Alcohol
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing