Forum: Rants
Topic: Desperate & Dateless
started by: Neophyre

Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 09 2001,08:54
topic says it all really.
i need myself a chick.

got one possible chick. but i dunno how to start a relationship.

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Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 09 2001,08:55
oh fuck wrong forum.
Posted by root on Feb. 09 2001,15:11
just start fucking guys, dude.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 09 2001,15:29
* kuru wonders if root is ever going to say something worthwhile.

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Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 09 2001,16:59
i thought it was spelled r3wt
Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 09 2001,21:21
hmm like i have no prob getting chicks, its just the whole getting into a long term relationship thing i cant quite get a grasp of.

This message has been edited by Neophyre on February 10, 2001 at 04:21 PM


Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 09 2001,23:49
after extensive talks with my relationship guidance counsellor; Fatbitch, i have resolved this issue.

ignore this thread


Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 09 2001,23:54
hey, i cant get a date either!
if i werent so damned shy maybe id actually ask her out....*mumbles to self* *beats self over head with frying pan*
NYURR!

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Posted by solid on Feb. 10 2001,00:52
The death of maturity, the death of immaturity, the pains and tortures we all endure from both immaturity and maturity.

Perhaps you people are far too ahead of your time. Emotional age, logical age.. they never mix with physical age. I would know. I'm sure practically all of you would know.

I'm becoming damn sure root wouldn't.


Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 10 2001,04:54
I think... before I start running around saying I can't get a date, I should probably go out and try...

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 10 2001,04:54
I think... before I start running around saying I can't get a date, I should probably go out and try... as for root, I think he's beyond help.

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 10 2001,04:57
wtf i can't delete my own post

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 10 2001,10:16
quote:
Originally posted by TallAssAzn:
wtf i can't delete my own post


no. The best you can do is click "edit."


Posted by PlaztikPTZ on Feb. 11 2001,00:54
You dont need a chick unless you have stumps for hands
Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 11 2001,02:20
Dude, I'd rather not go though life knowing the all the action I got was beating off. Besides, girls are all warm and comfy.

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Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 11 2001,03:18
quote:
Originally posted by TallAssAzn:
I think... before I start running around saying I can't get a date, I should probably go out and try...


Whoa. i never thought of it that way.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by solid on Feb. 11 2001,03:55
When should you really start looking for dates anyhow?

I figure by the time my life gets much less busier.. what with school, internet life, and social life and all in full effect.


Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 11 2001,04:35
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
hey, i cant get a date either!
if i werent so damned shy maybe id actually ask her out....*mumbles to self* *beats self over head with frying pan*
NYURR!



Hey looks, thats just like me. Wow. We're both pathetic.
*mumbles* *hangs self on phone cord*

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Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 11 2001,14:34
quote:
Originally posted by root:
just start fucking guys, dude.

Though this would be fine for you some of us guys do like woman. But if you want to go and be someones bitch go right ahead.

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Posted by pengu1nn on Feb. 11 2001,18:23
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Though this would be fine for you some of us guys do like woman. But if you want to go and be someones bitch go right ahead.

damnit wolfguard, everyone knows your my bitch. stop trying to hide it.



Posted by PlaztikPTZ on Feb. 12 2001,00:42
quote:
Originally posted by TallAssAzn:
Dude, I'd rather not go though life knowing the all the action I got was beating off. Besides, girls are all warm and comfy.


Girls are warm and comfy, but theyre also REALLY overpriced
you can buy a LOT of hand lotion for the price of 1 date....
j/k


Posted by TallAssAzn on Feb. 12 2001,01:59
Hahaha... yes, but the benefits far outweigh the risks. Most of the time. However, making out with your hand just isn't cool. Especially after you've just cleaned the pipes.

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This message has been edited by TallAssAzn on February 12, 2001 at 09:06 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 12 2001,02:52
heh heh heh... that was funny
sounds like something PersonGuy would say

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by mqa on Feb. 12 2001,03:41
next time you are feeling lonely and long for a woman, go read the TWO "girls are dumb" threads sorry... im just bitter.

edit: i just noticed there is now a THIRD thread and why girls suck.

This message has been edited by mqa on February 12, 2001 at 10:43 PM


Posted by kuru on Feb. 12 2001,22:25
some girls are over priced... just get call a less pompous escort service. geez.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 13 2001,03:57
bah, must we do this again? must we call up the kuru hooker service?
i think ill leave it to Personguy. i bet he can find the thread where we called that number.... heheheh

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


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